Hello and welcome to the TV game show sludge's evil exes, with our fabulously amazing host (and that's not bias by the way) sludge!
''hey there guys welcome to sludge's evil exes, the game show in which the competitor tries to defeat my 7 evil exes to win the ultimate prize – an all you can eat buffet with everything!''
''today's contestant is trying to free me of my exes so that I can get the hell out of here and meet all of his mates (not to mention the guys there that sound real cute)anyway... That's beside the point so lets give a warm welcome for my brother nudge!''
''So lets jump right on and get started, say hello to spite''
From backstage appeared a white cat, making a stylish entrance, he had deep purple eyes and wore a long red coat, white shirt and loose hanging tie, his trousers were kind of baggy and he had red trainers. His hair was spiked out with a long plat at the back. So lets find out how this all started ~
I met sprite back when I was 14 and he was the coolest kid in school, I remember sitting in the cafeteria with my best friend billie, we were discussing the upcoming prom but I wasn't paying much attention because really I was secretly admiring sprite from across the hall, he started casually walking towards our table and next thing you know... Boom! I got me a prom date. Unfortunately when the prom actually came he spilt black current all over my favourite dress and decided to laugh about it. Bad move love! I dumped him and hung around with Billie for the rest of the night, while he watched in jealousy. That was the night he became my first evil ex
So there you have it now being as this is nudges first battle you may pick your weapon first
I'm gonna have... The lemonade please
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And begin...