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Hey everyone. Devil Seifer here; I actually got a review saying that my name (D. Seifer) was pronounced as "Decipher" when it's actually just short for Devil Seifer. This is my third crossover, and my first Naruto fic period. Eh heh heh heh… please tell me how this comes out. I don't think I ever have seen a LOZ/Naruto crossover so…I guess I'll give it a spin! This is the first chapter of course and I don't own anything legally except a demonic looking broadsword and a Legolas poster. Ahhhh…so Kawaii! (Yes I'm a girl) Eh, well please read and review to tell me how it goes. At three good reviews I will update.
D.Seifer
Bringing in Backup!
The sky was dark and the moon was out when the Princess Zelda shook Link awake whispering his name harshly to try to wake him up. Link blinked and groaned as Zelda dug her nails into his arm hissing his name some more.
"It's 3:00 in the morning! What is so important that you must near commit murder in order to say it?" Groaned Link as he glared at Zelda with his drooping eyelids. Zelda glared back as she folded her arms.
"Well," she began only to be interrupted by a large yawn as Link began to feel the warmth of his bed take hold of his attention. Zelda slapped Link awake and screeched about how he should listen to her when she's talking. "WELL! I found that Ganondorf found a way to get out of the Sacred Realm and is currently loose somewhere. I got a lead that he's looking for you!"
"So?" yawned Link as Zelda poured a cup of cold water from Link's nightstand over his head. Link jumped up and cursed a few times as Zelda stared blankly at him. He just gave a large heaving sigh and shivered as he spoke. "I-I c-can take-ke carrrrrre of-f m-my s-s-self!"
"No Link. He found a weakness and is working on perfecting a technique against it!" growled Zelda in frustration as Link grabbed a towel and dried his head; he was apparently not listening to Zelda's reason.
"I beat him before, and I can do it again." Said Link simply.
"I don't care." Said Zelda, "I going to find help and protection for you. I don't want you to die."
"I won't die Zelda." Said Link as he grabbed Zelda by the shoulders and shook her lightly. "I don't go down without a fight, and if the goddess' want me to die. I'm going to protest wither I actually die or not. I won't die until Ganon's dead." Zelda bowed her head, a tear formed in her eye as Link felt her shoulders start to shake nervously.
"I just don't want to loose you." Murmured Zelda. "I had a dream." Link stared in curiosity as she brought up the nerve to speak again. "I saw you hanging on Ganon's blade. He was laughing of how he perfected the technique that was to defeat you and send you to the goddess'. He flung your body to the side and raised his hand to destroy you…that's when I woke up and ran here to tell you. I think it's a premonition, but I'm not sure."
"Well if you're not sure…then-" Link said in an uppity tone as if since she wasn't sure then there was no problem but Zelda put her hand to his lips and continued.
"Before then, I saw four strangely clothed people who seemed to actually be able to surpass you and Ganon. Three were children only around 17 or 18 years of age and one seemed much older, maybe in his late 20's. I believe that they are the key to defeating Ganon, but they live on another planet so it will be hard to contact them let alone bring them here."
"We don't need them!" said Link firmly as he saw Zelda's face, harden with resolve.
"I'm going to bring them here and you are going to like it. This is for your protection since it is you that Ganon's after!"
"But-"
Zelda turned to the door. "No but-s, they are coming tomorrow and you are going to go welcome them. Ganon shouldn't strike this early." Link grumbled as Zelda left the room, he couldn't decide whither to cuss her out or give her the one finger salute. He sighed at his luck and crawled back into bed.
Konohagakure Village
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! THE RAMEN IS MINE!"
Lord Hokage the fourth stared outside as he saw an orange-clad child run by holding three bowls of steaming ramen above his head as a boy with jet black hair and a girl with pink hair streak after him yelling and screaming extensively; Lord Hokage gave a long, stressed sigh. The three children were Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura. Naruto hopped all the way up the monument without spilling a drop of ramen as Sasuke and Sakura kept close behind. Sasuke threw a morning star at Naruto's pant leg as he jumped up the face of the second Hokage. The star caught his pant leg and caused him to fall on his face and somehow miraculously, didn't drop the ramen. Sasuke bent down and took a bowl.
"I'll relieve you of this." He said as he took his spoon and filled his mouth with the hot noodles, veggies, and hunk the of fish chip. Sakura took hers and simply walked off after beating Naruto severely.
"What's going on?" asked a voice that sounded a lot like Kakashi-Sensei. "Oooohhh… Naruto! You got me ramen!" Kakashi walked over and took Naruto's bowl. Naruto kicked off the star and lunged at his teacher, taking back the bowl only to find it's contents missing.
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY RAMEN!" screamed Naruto angrily. Kakashi pointed to the second Hokage's nose; the contents of the bowl were strewn on the Hokage's nose. Naruto burst into tears. "WHHYYYY! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO ME!" Kakashi pulled out Make Out Paradise and started to read the 5th chapter. While Naruto was planning his death and Sasuke punching Naruto trying to make him think of buying another one, Kakashi heard a strange voice inside his head and he knew it wasn't the perverted voice that he usually hears.
"I need your help." Said the voice. It was female.
"Sasuke, Naruto." Said Kakashi smiling. "I have something to take care of. I'll be right back."
"(Sniff!) Do you think he's gonna try something outta that book?" asked Naruto, as he finally pulled himself together.
"How should I know?" shrugged Sasuke.
"Can you hear me?" asked the voice. "My name is Princess Zelda. I am the ruler of the planet of Hyrule."
"Yes." Thought Kakashi as he put two and two together. "Why do you need me?"
"I will tell you everything if you come." Said Princess Zelda. At that moment Kakashi felt as if something hit his head, and he fell to the ground.
Hokage Monument
"Sasuke-" Naruto felt like something was attacking his brain. "Do you feel-" he saw Sasuke fall forward and disappear. Naruto had one thing on his mind when he saw Sasuke faint. Sakura…is this happening to her too? With that, Naruto fell forward and passed out.
Well how was that for a first chapter? I just got bored and wrote this so if you want me to continue please read and review. Thanks!
D.Seifer
