So, another one! I couldn't resist. I got this idea after I heard that JKR said Bellatrix only married Rodolphus Lestrange because he was a pureblood. Her true love has always been Voldemort. Yeah, I saw that one coming. But then I thought, "Poor Roddy! He gets no love! He isn't really even IN the books!" So i decided to make this little tribute to him. There aren't any spoilers in it. I hope you enjoy!
Rodolphus the Trophy Husband
By Ichigo2491
Dedicated to Rodolphus, because his wife loves Voldemort more than him... and that's just very, very wrong...
(To be sung to the tune of Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer)
Rodolphus, the trophy husband
May have had a big red nose
Or it may have been pretty normal
Nobody really seems to know
All of the other Death Eaters
Watched him sadly look away
As his deranged wife Bella
Tried to prove that Voldy's not gay
Finally one All Hallow's Eve
Rodolphus had to say:
"Yo, you ho! Bella, with your heart so black;
The Dark Lord better watch his back!"
Then all the Death Eaters jumped him
And began to Crucio his ass
And all the others told him,
"Dude, you don't talk to Voldy like that!"
THE END