Konnichiwa, minna-san! This is DaaNi-ChAn in a brand new story. This time…ON CRACK!!

This story is very OOC and on crack.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Their awkward behavior in this story is mine. It's the work of the great Masashi Kishimoto

Summary: What would happen if the 'Naruto' series was a real life show and the characters were actors? See for yourself. Please R&R

This story takes places during the events of Shippūden. It's a crack story so don't like, don't read. I'll be making an appearance in this story from now on xD

I warn you again, this story is RANDOM and very OOC; I don't want you guys to tell me "Ooh, fill-in-the-blank is being so random. Boo-hoo"

AND, this is my first attempt to write a comedy because I was too down from the drama in my other stories.

GO IT?

Oh, and thanks to Saka Salrin for the Neji situation in this one xD. YUP, Neji appears in this, VERY RANDOM!!. Ja ne!!

And now, ENTER RANDOMNESS!

ENJOY!

…Naruto: When the cast go bad...

-Day 1-

The sound of the keyboard being clicked on over and over again fills the room as the writer DaaNi-ChAn types another story of hers.

She turns around to see you guys and girls staring at her, "Hello, everyone, This is DaaNi-ChAn and today we're going on a trip to Konoha studios where we're gonna have a chance to meet the cast of Naruto…OFF THE SET!" she says, grinning foolishly and holding her own mini-camera in her hand.

"I'm going to film it ALL on here…" she says, pointing at cam. "…Yup, I'll meet the cast off the set and with lots of OOCness in my opinion so, Are you guys ready?!" she says, waiting for a reply.

Unfortunately, there was none. She looks around, hearing the sound of a cricket somewhere. She chuckles nervously and clears her throat.

"Ahem, that's ok…" she says, blushing lightly. "Then, LET'S GO-TTEBAYO!"

As planned, DaaNi-ChAn gets off of her computer and gets dressed, ready to travel to the world of Naruto. She packs a small backpack and poof! She's already there!

She looks around to see the Hokage Mountain; the faces of Shodaime, Nidaime, Sandaime and Yondaime are there….Tsunade's face, Godaime, wasn't there. DaaNi-ChAn gasps.

"Oh my lord, did they get rid of her so quickly?" She says, holding on to her backpack. Out of nowhere, Sasuke shows up.

"Heya, Sasuke!" DaaNi-ChAn says, running towards him. Sasuke narrows his eyes and turns his head the other way.

"No more fan girls, please! If you want some lovin', go See Naruto, or Itachi…" he pauses for a minute before shaking his head, "…or Kyuubi, I don't give a damn!"

THWACK!

Sasuke hits the ground with a loud thump while DaaNi-ChAn stands over his head with a 10-foot pole in hand.

"Die, Emo-jerk!" She says, sighing heavily. "Now, everyone's waiting for you to make an appearance on my show!"

Sasuke gets up, rubbing the back of his head. "What show?!" he asks, surprisingly. He gasps once he sees that DaaNi-ChAn got a digi-cam out of her backpack.

"Say Hi to the camera!" she says, grinning. Sasuke gapes at the camera for about two minutes.

"….."

DaaNi-ChAn looks at Sasuke who looked like a deer in the headlight, or more like, camera lights. He gulped and was almost brought to tears.

"S-Sasuke…uh…" She said, noticing that Sasuke was on the verge of tears as his eyes seemingly watered. He crouched and started mumbling something to himself.

DaaNi-ChAn realized she's gotten herself in a very difficult and awkward situation so she decided to back out and take a round around town.

She's still holding the camera in her hand, deciding not to waste a single moment of her being in the Naruto wonderland. She was filming EVERYTHING. Small shops, big shops, Dango shops, Itachi, cute little kids playing poker…

"WAIT!!" she said, returning her vision to the Dango shop, "ITACHI!"

The dark haired man, who was sitting with his back to the street, jerked his head up, looking around him.

"I thought I heard my name" he mumbled, shaking his head and taking a sip of his green tea. He was ready to put another ball of Dango in his mouth when…

"ITACHI-KUN!" DaaNi-ChAn surprised him with a bear hug, causing him to choke and spill his tea all over the place. She looked at him quizzically as he struggled to breathe.

"I know! You're very happy to see me again!" she says, smiling. What Itachi knew is that if he didn't drink something, he'll end up dead. What she didn't know is that Itachi is a human anime character and is able to choke to death just like anyone else.

"Uh, Ok, You're a very good actor, almost convincing and we all love you. In fact, you have lots of fan girls out there in the real world…" She said, crossing her arms while Itachi was all over the place, looking for something to drink.

"…I-Itachi?!" she said, noticing that the guy was turning noticeably blue. She sighed, reaching for her 10-foot pole out of nowhere and banging it on Itachi's head, causing him to fall on the ground, spitting out the full red Dango ball.

"There. You just HAD to go dramatic in my only attempt of writing a comedy, didn't ya?" she sarcastically said while Itachi was slowly getting up, coughing.

"You're mean. I'm going to sue you for almost ruining my career!"

"Yeah, well, too bad, boo-hoo. Get in line, pretty boy!" she said, causing his lips to quiver. DaaNi-ChAn shook her head, sighed and got out a note pad, writing in it:

Points to consider:

1) Uchihas are sissies.

She smiles to herself, puts the notepad in her pocket and walks off, leaving a very disturbed, probably scarred for life, Uchiha.

"La la la!"

DaaNi-Chan was singing happily, skipping her steps while walking around Konohagakure. She grinned once she noticed a green figure standing in the distance.

"LEE!!" She yelled, waving her hand in the air. Lee's eyes widened as she came closer. She wondered why they always look the same whenever she shows up, but she didn't care about it.

"Lee, please introduce yourself to the audience!" she said, filming him on her cam. Lee narrowed his big round puppy-like eyes to the camera.

"I'm Rock Lee and I hate people! I hate the fact that my character has to be placed in this ridiculously tight jumpsuit and act all youthful inside…" he said, frantically waving his hands in the air. DaaNi-ChAn widened her eyes and furrowed her eyebrows as Lee continued to mumble about things he hates.

"…I hate the fact that my character loves curry. I hate curry; my stomach is too weak to handle spicy food. I hate this bowl cut hair, and I can definitely kick that Hyuuga ass and win Tenten's love. I hate Sakura and her pink hair. It's PINK! It's freakin' PINK!! The only thing I like is that I can idolize my greatest mentor!"

"Gai-sensei?"

"Bruce Lee!!"

DaaNi-ChAn nods and back off while Lee is glaring at her. "Have you seen Ayame? Man, I'm into some ramen!"

And with that, he runs off, leaving a very…surprised DaaNi-ChAn. She turns the camera to her face and sighs. "What in the world is happening here?" She says before pausing her camera's recording and getting out her note pad, writing another fact:

Points to consider:

1) Uchiha's are sissies.

2) Rock Lee…is not what he seems.

"Nothing is what it seems, young lady"

DaaNi-ChAn paused in her place, realizing that it was a voice she never heard in the Anime. She slowly turns around to see a tall male, blonde hair and wearing the Jonin uniform, with a white and flame-colored cape-like jacket. She quickly gets her camera out, filming the unbelievable truth.

"Y-Y-Yon…" she mumbled, pointing at the man, presumed dead. He had a grin on his face, almost reminding her of a certain blonde ninja.

"Yondaime!!" She screamed bloody murder. "You're dead! You're supposed to be freakin' dead!"

"I told you that nothing is what it seems. You must be suffering from severe deafness" he said, crossing his arms. She nods, still shooting him with the camera.

"Yup, headphones on my ears all day. Pretty wicked!" she said, laughing. He looks quizzically at her and laughs at her randomness.

"Well, why don't you go for a tour around the place? I'm pretty sure you'll find some interesting things" he said, waving his hands all over the place. DaaNi-ChAn nods and sighs.

"Well, I've seen some pretty interesting things so far. SEE YA!" and with that, she took off.

So far, she had seen nothing out of the ordinary. Well, Unless Lee being not very youthful and a shivering Sasuke and Itachi count as ordinary then yes, nothing's out of the ordinary.

But a thought popped in her head, well, a picture of a certain lavender-eyed Hyuuga prodigy and his 'double-digit' girlfriend who still doesn't realize they're match made in heaven.

"Ah, How I love to see them together. But I have to pay him a visit by myself" she said, strolling around town with camera in her hand.

In a matter of seconds, she spotted the man of her dreams; long dark hair, white robes, green…skirt…thingy…you get the point.

"NEJI-KUN!" She screams, causing him to abruptly stop and turn around. "Oh, hey, random fan girl!"

DING, DING!! KEYWORD: RANDOM!

"I'm not just any fan girl. Anyway, Let's not waste any ―WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"

The girl is startled as the Hyuuga starts poking her left forearm. "Hey, yo, Neji, Stop!" she says, but the Hyuuga doesn't stop, instead, he continues to poke her.

"I have to practice my fingertips. There's no one around to beat. Tenten is off somewhere after I beat her to a pulp" he says, moving his eyes towards her forearm and continues to poke it.

DaaNi-ChAn rolls her eyes and glares at the Hyuuga who has an innocent smile on his face, seemingly enjoying the situation.

"ENOUGH!" She says, taking a couple of steps to the side, away from him. Neji blinks a couple of times before narrowing his eyes.

"Say, have you seen Uchiha anywhere?" he says, looking around. DaaNi-ChAn furrows her eyebrows and nods.

"Actually, I have seen two"

"Great…" he says, pulling on her arm. "…Show me where you saw them."

A couple of minutes later, after looking high and low for any sign of the older or younger Uchiha, no traces of them are found.

"They couldn't have disappeared that― HEY, UCHIHA!" Neji says, running towards Sasuke whose eyes widens at the sight of him.

"W-What do you want from me? And why is the devil with you?" Sasuke says, taking a step backwards and pointing at DaaNi-ChAn, being the devil. Neji clears his throat.

"I just found great information…" he says, grinning. Sasuke doesn't get it; neither does DaaNi-ChAn who walks up next to Neji. "…We're related!"

ZOMG!

Both DaaNi-ChAn and Sasuke fall down to the ground -anime style- before quickly pulling themselves up. DaaNi-ChAn is in awe.

"Hey, I never knew I could fall down in anime style. This world is AWESOME!" she says, grinning, before turning her camera towards the two prodigies, filming the great revelation and the surprise on Sasuke's face.

"Related?!" Sasuke says, widening his eyes. Neji nods, "The truth is that a Hyuuga female fell in love with an outsider and your clan was created, so…" Neji says, poking Sasuke's shoulder.

DaaNi-ChAn's jaw drops as Neji continues to poke the very pale and shocked Uchiha.

"…You owe me"

Both DaaNi-ChAn's and Sasuke's eyes widen at the Hyuuga's choice of words. "I.owe.you?!" Sasuke asks, shivering in anger.

"Yup, because your sorry ass wouldn't have been created if it wasn't for a Hyuuga. Face it, dude! I rule!"

DaaNi-ChAn is in a mental shock and now has a twitched eye as she watches how the Hyuuga prodigy –who we always see as stern and stuck-up person- rub it all in Sasuke's face while the latter is crying his heart out.

She turns the camera to her face, "That's a scene we never get to see everyday!" she says before she turns her camera back at the scene.

"That's right, Sasgay! Cry like the girl you are!" Neji says, laughing maniacally. DaaNi-ChAn gulps and takes a step backwards, afraid of the laughing fit that took a toll on Neji. All of the sudden, he turns his head to face her, abruptly stopping his laughter, and looks at her.

"Hey, where are you going?!" Neji says, taking a step towards her. DaaNi-ChAn laughs nervously.

"Uh, What? Ooh, someone's calling me. That's my cue, Ja na!"

POOF! And she disappears in a puff of smoke.

Neji looks at where the girl was standing before moving his eyes towards Sasuke who is wiping his tears away.

"Where did she go?!"

"Beats me!"

A voice is heard all over the speakers. "HYUUGA NEJI! ROCK LEE! HURRY UP YOUR SORRY ASSES, WE'RE FILMING!! HEY, KISAME, STOP PLAYING WITH THE MICROPHONE YOU IDI―" the voice of the executive producer was cut by something.

The boys look at each other before sighing heavily. "Well, kick your ass later!" Neji says, walking towards the studio where they are filming the new Naruto Shippūden episodes. Sasuke looks around him and finds out that he is alone.

"Damn, I hate that my character was written out of the show…" he says, looking around, "…at least that pole-girl disappeared. So that means no more beating and scaring the living shit out of me" he continues, rubbing the back of his head.

Out of nowhere, a void in the area in front of him is created, and a 10-foot pole comes down at him, sending him face down in the dirt. The pole is sucked back into the void and the hole closes, leaving Sasuke on the ground, bleeding and crying how injustice that was.

POOF!

DaaNi-ChAn opens her eyes to see that she is back in her home and on the PC, writing the new chapters of two other stories she owns.

She stops writing and looks at you who are almost in shock of what you just witnessed. "I hope you liked what happened today. I might go for another round some other time! Please stay tuned and tell me if you want to see more randomness" she says, waving her hand in the air as the screen fades to black.

RANDOM! I know!!

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