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Chapter 1: Midnight Hunger
A group of five walks
quickly in the dead of night, claoks wrapped tightly around them to keep out the cold. One of the five was, hood over their head, was riding on what appered to be an Albino Saber-toothed tiger. "Soo
o, where are we going to this time?" the hooded figure asked. ""It better not be one of those smelly bars and it better have good food 'cause I'm starving!" "Ur just gonna have ta wait an' see, like ur brother." One of them replied, faintly annoyed. "But Aunt May, I really am starving!" The hooded one pouted and fell off the tiger. "Kelss, stop goofing around, and don't give me that look! We're almost there." Kelss unhooded from the fallwas sticking her bottom lip out and staring intentintionally into the man's eyes, knowing it didn't work. "Uncle Bruce," she whinned, " Why can't we just eat at this tea and ale place, it dosen't sound bad right bout now."
Septimus Heap woke early in the afternoon. He stumbled out of bed, put his Extraoridanary Wizard robes on, and walked pridefully outside. Now that he was 17 and EOW, he always tried to sleep in on the weekends.
He was busy walking to talk to Jenna, like like he did every time he had the chance. Visits we're joyful, but saddly short because Jenna always had to do top secret queen things, or at least that's what she tells his way he noticed a boy and a girl, they looked like they were twins. Theyboth had dirty blonde hair, same body frame, and the same circular angular faces. The thing that was differnt was that the girl's right eye was a deep blue, and her left was a jade green. The boy had two deep blue eyes. They were standing there absent minded. They were also in his way.