Disclaimer: I do not in any way own Harry Potter. Although I wish I owned a few of the guys. Yes, a few.
I, Hermione Granger, cannot believe that I am here. Where is here? At a Wizarding bar. Why am I here? For Ronald Weasley's engagement party. Yes, Ronald Bilius Weasley. The man I once thought I loved. Don't get me wrong. He's great guy. We just…didn't work out the way everyone assumed we would. After the war was over, Ron became a Quidditch player for the Chudley Cannons while I got a job at the ministry. Harry became an auror just like he always said he would. Well, the 3 of us all lived in Grimmauld Place together. We thought it would be quite exciting. However, it was hell. Ron and I realized that we were just too different. Plus, we just couldn't get along. Well, I'm sorry, but I don't get along with morons very well.
As I was saying, Ron and I ended things which lead to him dating again. Who does he decide to date right after me? Lavender Brown!! That same cow from 6th year that he couldn't keep his paws off. Next thing you know, they are engaged. They were only in a relationship for 5 months!! That's entirely too soon to get married. However, I am trying to be a good friend by keeping my loud mouth shut. That is how I got here. I'm happy for Ron despite his stupidity. That's why I'm taking shots of Firewhiskey in his honor. I've already had 5. Did I mention I'm not bitter?
I look around the room to look at my friends. Ron is grinning stupidly with his arm around Lavender's waist. Harry is holding hands with Luna and gives her a quick kiss on the forehead. Yes, Harry and Luna. I never thought that would happen but I'm glad it did. I always liked Ginny, but I guess she thought that Harry didn't fulfill her needs good enough. Harry walked in on her and Draco Malfoy one night. I wasn't very pleasant. However, Harry got over it and so did everyone else. Luna is perfect for Harry. Well, we eventually forgave Ginny and even gave Draco a chance. He really isn't all that bad. He's quite fun to have around. Him and Ginny are off in the corner snogging. I swear, they can't keep their hands off each other. I know the twins are around here somewhere as well.
"Hermione, my dear, how are you this fine evening?" I glance up to find Fred Weasley plop down beside me. He looks like he's had his fair share of Firewhiskey as well. George soon follows and seats himself on the other side of me. While Fred is looking at me, George is scanning the room for someone else to bother.
"Oh, Angelina is here. Maybe she'll want a good snog." George soon disappears, leaving me a lone with Fred. When I turn back to Fred, he's looking at me with concern.
"Well, he sure wanted to stay and chat. I must seem very stimulating." I chuckle as I follw George's retreat with my eyes.
"No, I think George is just really , Hermione, how are you holding up? I mean, I know this is probably hard for you. Ron getting married and such." Why do people always assume I'm not alright? I mean, honestly, I'm the one that ended things with Ron. I slowly grab Fred's hand. Well, what do you expect? I'm pretty full on drunk by now. I had taken 3 more shots during this short time period. Now I'm up to 8!! Bloody brlliant! Fred looks over at me quizzically.
"Fred, sweetie, I'm just fine. Couldn't be any happier. In fact, I have just realized it's time for me to move on to bigger and better guys!!" A smirk forms slowly across Fred's face.
"Bigger? Why, Hermione, I didn't know size mattered so much to you. In that case, I might know someone who would be perfect for you." He wiggled his eyebrows at me. I know he was kidding, but I couldn't help but blush at his words. I mean, Fred is a very attractive guy. If his brother weren't my ex, I would jump him in a millisecond. Okay, when was the last time I had sex? I'm starting to sound desperate.
"Fred Weasley, are you offering yourself to me?" I wink at him and lean close enough to brush my lips along the corner of his mouth. I run one of my hands up his thigh. I can hear his breathing become unsteady. That's when everything goes black.
A/n: Okay, so this actually my first story. I'd like reviews. Please. :P