Compromising Situations

Chapter 1 – I'll do anything

"Shh! Somebody might hear us." Cameron whispered in the darkness, clumsily tripping over things in the small janitor's closet.

"All adds to the excitement Cameron!" Thirteen replied with a giggle.

Two pairs of fumbling hands caressed one another's bodies as they threw their discarded clothing in random directions. As they kissed with intense passion, they were suddenly interrupted by a knock on the door.

"Hey, whoever's in there, would you mind finishing as I need to get on with my job," called the janitor.

Thirteen switched on the light, glancing over to the half naked Dr Cameron. They both began in a fit of giggles. Flirtatiously hitting Thirteen on the arm, Cameron giggled, "See I told you we'd get caught!"

"Well how about you come over to mine tonight and then we won't get interrupted." Thirteen said in a sexy tone, as she leaned closer to land soft kisses upon Cameron's lips.

"Sounds perfect."

They quickly collected their cloths, throwing them on. They opened the door cautiously and peered round the corner to check that the coast was clear. Seeing that there was nobody around they quickly darted out, and walked off in opposite directions.

Meanwhile in the diagnostics room, Foreman and Chase were sat around the table doing crosswords, whilst House sat back in his chair playing his Gameboy. He was disturbed as the young, blonde, ER head sauntered in.

"Cameron... As what do I owe to this great pleasure?" He said sarcastically.

"House, did you look through Mr Lea's file?"

"Mr Lea?"

"Yes. I gave you his file yesterday. He came in with chronic fatigue, joint pain and a heart arrhythmia. Did you look at it?"

"Would you believe me if I said yes?" He said with a smile.

"Please House. This case means a lot to me. It's a very dear friend of mine. I'll do anything!" She begged.

"Anything eh?" House repeated, raising his eyebrow suggestively.

"Well...Within reason...yes."

House's mind began to generate wicked thoughts. " Fine...I'll diagnose Mr Tree.."

"Mr Lea," Cameron quickly corrected.

"Whatever...I'll diagnose and cure the guy, and you will have to do anything for me."

"Ok, but remember, within reason. I'm not doing anything which could possibly kill me or get me fired!"

House raised his hand to shake on the deal. She stared reluctantly at it, before meeting his gaze and shaking.

"Nice doing business with you Dr Cameron." House said with a huge grin.

As she left the room she bumped into Thirteen, who was just about to enter House's office.

"Oh I'm so sorry! I should have been looking where I was going!"

"Don't worry. What's up? You look worried?" Thirteen said as she bought her hand to Cameron's arm to comfort her.

"Oh no nothing. I made a deal with House, so basically I've signed my life away." She said half joking, half serious.

"What?"

"I made a deal that if he cures my friend down in the ER, then I'll repay him by doing anything he wants."

"ANYTHING?" Thirteen asked shocked.

"I know! Bad choice of word to use in a conversation with House. I didn't think he'd take it literally."

"You're right...You are screwed! You do realise that this is House. He will come up with something wicked or which only benefits him!" Thirteen said.

"Oh god...What have I done?" Cameron said as she sighed heavily.

Thirteen leant in slowly, so that she was cheek to check with Cameron. She brushed the hair away from her eye and whispered softly, "Well tonight, I'll make you forget all about it." As she pulled away, she winked before spinning on her foot and glided down the corridor.

Cameron looked around to check that no one had witnessed their little encounter. Left, no one. Right, no one. 'Thank God, all clear,' she thought with relief. 'Wait...House!' She turned to look through the glass walls of House's office, to find him standing inches from the glass with a smug look upon his face. 'Oh no!' She quickly shot off down the corridor and into the elevator, in a desperate attempt to hide.

Later that day, Cameron walked into the cafeteria to grab some lunch. Scanning the room, she checked to see whether House was present. As she paid for her lunch, a voice from behind called over to her.

"Dr Cameron," Came the voice. She turned to see who it was, praying that it was anyone other than House. 'Oh thank goodness, it's just Wilson' she said internally to herself.

"Did you want to join me for lunch?" He asked, pulling out a seat from under the table.

"Thankyou." She said perching down opposite him. Their conversation consisted of how their days had been and what they had scheduled for the rest of it.

"So, Cameron, I hear you're quite the pro at sports?"

Cameron frowned in confusion. "Huh?...No...I'm terrible, who said that?"

"House...He said that you bat for both teams."

Upon hearing this Cameron sprayed the mouthful of drink she had just sipped and began violently coughing. She was so shocked, she didn't know how to react.

"You alright?" Wilson asked in concern.

"Yep..(cough)...Fine. Just went down the wrong way. House said what?"

"Well..." Wilson began. "We were talking about the Knicks and then House said you liked to bat for both teams. But a) I thought that was against the rules and b) I never knew you liked to play." He continued, innocently unaware of the alternate meaning.

"Well House should not be discussing my...hobbies. I better be going." She said as she picked up her belongings.

Beep, Beep. Sounded the multiple pagers around the hospital. Foreman, Chase and Thirteen and Cameron all glanced down at the device to see who and what it was. The page read ' Diagnostics 911 – House'. Making their way up to the room, they were all surprised to find House laid back in one of the chairs, with a huge grin across his face.

"House, you paged us?" Foreman asked.

"Yep...Take a seat." He instructed to the four doctors.

Cameron and Thirteen made a conscious effort not to sit next to each other, encase anyone managed to detect the spark between them.

"So what are we all doing here?" Thirteen asked, glancing over to a very amused looking House.

"Well... My motto is...Well, I don't have one, but I think if I did it would be something about teamwork, and all that other rubbish. So we're going to have a team building exercise," he said triumphantly.

"So what did you have in mind?" Chase asked.

"Truth or Dare."

"Huh? You're calling truth or dare a team building exercise?" Cameron asked, questioning his logic.

"Yep. Effective don't you think?"

"No. I think this is just you trying to screw with us." Cameron replied.

"Of course not. What would make you think that?" He asked teasingly.

"Because you saw..."Cameron quickly stopped herself.

"Saw what?" Chase asked, after she stopped mid sentence.

"Nothing." She replied as she shot a look to House, which meant 'keep your mouth shut!'

Thirteen turned to Cameron, lips pursed and eyes wide with shock.

"Well now that the introduction's over, time to play, Chase you're first up!" Secretly House wanted to only quiz the two females, but he had to pretend that it wasn't his motive. "Ok Chase, truth or dare?"

"Truth," he hesitantly replied.

"Have you...ever had experiences with other men?"

Chase frowned. "Experiences?"

House wriggled his eyebrows playfully. "Sexual experiences."

"NO!" Chase shouted defensively.

"I thought you'd deny it...so that's why I have...," House began rustling around in a bag under the table. "THIS!" He shouted triumphantly.

"What is it?" Thirteen asked.

"This is a lie detector."

The others shot each other worried looks.

"What? I thought that this was just a little stupid game?" Cameron asked, panic beginning to strike.

"Well, I thought that if we were going to play, we might as well do it properly. Besides you guys don't lie, so you have nothing to worry about." As he put the machine on the table, he looked over to Chase. "Now, give me your finger."

Chase hesitantly put his hand out whilst House connected some wires.

"So...I'll ask again, have you ever had any sexual experiences with men?"

Chase looked around the room nervously. "...No..."

House looked at the monitor to verify his response. "And Chase is ...telling the truth? This thing must be broken!" House said hitting the machine violently. "Alright...next person is...CAMERON!" He cheered with delight as a wicked grin slowly crept upon his face. "Truth or dare?"

Cameron paused for a second. She didn't know which would be worse.

"Dare." The moment she said it, she instantly regretted it.

"Hmm interesting... Ok well on behalf of every man out there, I dare you to kiss Thirteen." House said excitedly like a young boy. Foreman and Chase gave a quick smile to one another.

"What?" Cameron asked, a little taken back.

"You heard me. I. Dare. You. To. Kiss. Thirteen...And not some sissy kiss either. It must last at least 7 seconds...But if the spirit takes you, then feel free to go on longer."

Thirteen looked over to Cameron, as she tried to mask the slight smile that had appeared. For Thirteen wasn't as concerned as Cameron as admitting their relationship, or public displays of affection.

"You want me to kiss a fellow colleague of mine?" Cameron asked, trying to stall, hoping that something would happen in the next few seconds, which would make them have to leave.

"Yes...If you're forfeiting then..." House began.

"No, no...I'm not. I'll do it."

Cameron slowly rose to her feet and made her way over to where Thirteen was sat. Foreman and Chase's faces were now beaming, their smiles were so big and House was sat that with an amused look, awaiting to see the scene unfold in front of him. Cameron kept her eyes on Remy, trying to ignore the fact that there were three men intently staring at them. Remy rose her feet. They were now inches apart. Cameron bought her hand round onto Remy's head and slowly leaned in, their lips gently touching. As soon as the contact was made, the adrenalin kicked in, and the kiss turned frantic and passionate. Neither of them had any concept of time, or how long they'd been kissing. The moment had completely taken over.

As they broke away from their embrace, they turned to see the three men, mouths gaping, in utter admiration.

"...Wow..."Chase managed to stutter. Foreman and House both remained speechless.

"On that note, I've done my part...So I'm off." And with that Cameron left the room.

The men then turned their attention to Thirteen, who was beginning to get extremely uncomfortable. "I think I better be going too." She said as she quickly got up and left.