Job Interview – Hibari Kyoya
Hibari sat alone in the small white room, tapping his fingers impatiently on the wooden table in front of him; one of the few objects in the room. He glanced at his wristwatch and sighed in annoyance. The person was late; he didn't like to be kept waiting, especially for some weak herbiv- He shook his head roughly, he couldn't afford to think like that until after the interview, this role was starting to affect his personal life.
The white door behind him swung open and a strong gust of wind flowed through. Moments later the door slammed shut.
"S-sorry," said a voice that echoed throughout the room. Look as he might Hibari couldn't find the source of it.
"I came down with a case of major authors block," the disembodied voice told him.
Hibari nodded. "Where are you?" he asked with slightly narrowed eyes, as he once again scanned the room.
"I'm here, you just can't see me. We fanfiction writers usually like to remain anonymous."
"Are you a man or a woman?" he asked sharply.
"Can't you tell by my voice?"
"…No."
"Good."
Hibari's left eye began to twitch in annoyance, and his tonfas slid down on his from the inside of his sleeve to his waiting hands.
"I can see those…" the ambiguously sexed voice told him.
Hibari tightened his grip on the tonfas.
"Okay, let's get down to business Kyoya-san. I can call you Kyoya right?"
"No."
"I can? Thanks!" the voice replied cheerfully, ignoring the dark-haired boys reply.
Hibari's grip on his tonfas tightened even more.
"Okay, why do you want to be a part of my fanfiction Kyoya-san?" asked the voice.
"Well…" began the disciplinarian. "Works rather slow for me at the moment. I don't get to be in a lot of manga panels at the moment in this new arc. They usually only bring me out during the more climatic scenes. The anime is currently in a filler arc and they pay everyone less than usual for those."
"…" the disembodied voice didn't respond.
"What?" asked Hibari defensively.
"… You do realise that this is a fanfiction and you won't be getting paid right?"
"…"
"You will, however, have the opportunity to have crazy man-sex with Tsuna-kun, Mukuro-kun, Dino-kun and occasionally Yamamoto-kun, maybe even all four at once. Sounds like fun right?"
His eyes opened wide, and his mouth slightly agape with shock; Hibari replied with a simple, "No."
"What? You'd rather be paired with Chrome-chan?"
"No."
"Why not? She's pretty cute~!"
"Quiet or I'll bite you to death!" threatened Hibari as he glanced with desperation around the room; the door had disappeared.
"Oh~!" the voice stated knowingly, "You'd rather have a more exotic pairing right? How 'bout Fuuta? Reborn? Nana? Iemitsu? How 'bout Xanxus, you like Xanxus right? I saw the way you two looked at each other during the Varia arc, there was definitely something going down between you two there, a connection of some kind… hmm… who would be on top I wonder…"
Hibari blanched, hurriedly got of his chair and brought his tonfas out. Going to where the door used to be he started to attack the door with the desperation of a dying man. At first none of the attacks seemed to work. Then, finally a dent and cracks appeared. Moments later the wall gave in. Without even a look back, Hibari dashed away; down some stairs and out of view.
"Why do they always run away?" the voice sighed, "I just got that fixed too… I can't afford to keep paying for these repairs damn it!"