Yo okay so Walter White gives the kid meth, not ricin; it makes his body reboot and then Jesse gets pissed at Walter and shoots him in the ribs, puncturing both of his lungs and so Walter White has an emergency lung transplant but it accidentally comes from the wrong person and now Walter has lung cancer again because the lungs came from someone else who was getting the same operation done with a set of actually healthy lungs. Marie beats up Hank because he gets mineral dust on the floor and then Hank meets with Gus at his house and Gus is like: "Can I take a nap?" and Marie's like: "Okay" and Hank gets pissed because Gus is asleep before Hank can object because Hank has a nap just after Gus gets to the house and their naps overlap a bit and Hank is too polite to wake him upBut he never wakes up so they go to sleep and in the morning he's still there (but at the end of episode 12 they make you think he left with a HORRIBLE cliffhanger ending)
And then Marie makes him some tea, putting some Lily of the Valley in it to poison him but he smells it and recognizes it and has another nap and so Marie puts explosive gel on his face and half his face blows up when it's exposed to the hot New Mexican sun
Walt gives Walt Jr. Lily of the Valley and he no longer needs crutches and assumes super human strength but he starts buning and drinking because he knows nobody can stop him and gets in a car crash with his new crazy car and gets lung cancer
And shaves his head and on his head is tattooed Hank's face and then the camera looks up from Walt. Jr's head and Hank's always watching over Walt. Junior because he's his spirit guide and that's how he knows Walter's a meth maker boii because he watches like what Walt does and possesses Walt Junior and then kills Jesse by forcing him to smoke a gas mask bong filled with tobacco until Jesse gets lung cancer
Mike kills Walter with Jesse, he cons Jesse and Walter into entering a house getting sprayed for bugs and then while the two begin to die he takes Jesse out and then Jesse says: "Shouldn't we save Mr. White?" and then Mike strategically whips out his granddaughter and then gives Jesse a look that says: "Don't mention that shit around my little g-girl" and so Jesse shuts up and Walter dies Except he doesn't and he left before Jesse and Mike ever even left and in fact at one point Mike puts his hands up to his face which was a mask and he's actually Jesse and Walter was dressed up in Jesse's body and Mike was dressed up in Walter's body and was so confused he couldn't react quickly enough to escape the venom
And then it fast-forwards fifteen years later and Jesse is portrayed by Bryan Cranston and Walter White is also portrayed by Bryan Cranston and Mike's grandfather marries Jesse and she's played by Anna Gunn with make up to make her look you
nger and then the show continues and Anna Gunn dies before they finish filming and all you're left with at the end of episode 4 is a home movie of hers and the screen fades to black and then it says: "In loving memory..." and then Mike rips through the black background in a convertible and is cruising
Mike didn't die, because Mike's body was actually a suit and inside was the kid that picked on Walt. Junior in the first episode or whatever and Walter White got revenge, however, since it's now fifteen years later, the kid who picked on Wa
lt Jr. is played by the guy who plays Mike Ehrmantraut and so he both plays the guy who supposedly died 15 years ago but didn't and the dead body hid in a disguise that looks exactly like him