LWW: DISCLAIMER: -_\\ NO OWNIE TRIGUN. Just distort it and twist it in
me own mind. Legato demands that you worship him and shower him with
hotdogs
-_\\ : bring me hotdogs
^^. : Bring me DONUTS too.
_\\ : NO get out of my show
^^. : but I thought it was my show.gee and to think all along it was about
Legato. strange
LWW: sorry for any oocness I am on to much medication right now to think
properly. Please don't hurt me for any OOC-ness..
LEGATO'S TALES FROM THE GIRLS BATHROOM
By LWW
LEGATO RISES OUT OF A PLATFORM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GIRLS BATHROOM.
LEGATO: Hello and welcome one and all to the end of life as you know it.
VASH COMES BOUNDING OUT OF A STALL. HE IS DRIPPING WET AND HIS CLOTHES ARE TATERED.
LEGATO: What happened to you? HE EATS A HOTDOG THAT APPEARED IN HIS HAND.
VASH SHAKES LIKE A WET DOG
VASH: Don't go in there. It's scary. There's a.
KNIVES FALLS FROM THE CEILING
KNIVES: A rabid Vash eating Kuroneko that feasts upon plants named Vash.
LEGATO: Now as I was saying; your miserable lives shall end today.
KNIVES PETTING ONE OF THE VASH EATING KURONEKOS
KNIVES: The spider species shall cease to exist!
VASH: LOVE AND PEACE!!
LEGATO: I am your host.
VASH: VASH THE STAMPEDE HUNTER OF THE ELUSIVE MAYFLY PEACE AND THE HUNTER OF.
KNIVES: DEPENDS TO HELP HIS LEAKY BED TIME PROBLEMS!!
VASH: Knives I do not wet the bed!
EG MINE APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A NEW FRESH BAG OF PAMPERS
EG: Master Knives.I am the one who wets the bed.well actually it is Rei Dai's bed since mine is broken because Grey crushed it on his way to the little boy's room.
LEGATO: And today we shall visit the lives of.
KNIVES: NO ONE!! Since the entire species of spider scum shall be.
VASH: Rained on by a shower of.
KNIVES: Wild Spider eating Kuronekos!!
LEGATO IS NOW SITTING ON A SOFT CUSHIEST LOOKING CHAIR EATING CHEESECAKE.
LEGATO: We shall have guests come in here and share their thoughts of life and death and then I shall destroy them as they exit the bathroom.
VASH: WAIT!! You can't do that!
LEGATO: Why not?
KNIVES: Because I want to do that!
KNIVES IS NOW RECLINING IN A LAZY BOY SIPPING WINE AND PETTING A FURLESS KURONEKO, IT GOT THAT WAY FROM HIM PETTING IT SO MUCH
LEGATO: That is fine. We also need someone to get our guests coffee and cake and usher them onto the show.
MILLY WALKS IN THE DOOR SMILING AND WAVING LIKE A HYSTERICAL MANIAC
MILLY: I'll do it!!
LEGATO: That will do.
KNIVES: BUT SHE'S A SPIDER!!
VASH: Knives, no one else is here that wants to do that.
KNIVES: Oh.
LEGATO IS NOW LICKING HIS LEFT ARM
LEGATO: Now we need someone to
KNIVES: Wash my feet!
VASH: NO! Who wants to touch those nasty things? They're crusty!
LEGATO: Fine Rai Dai shall wash Knives' feet.
RAI DAI HOLDS UP A PIECE OF PAPER WITH JAPANESE WRITING ON IT 'ICK, NOW LET US FIGHT!'
LWW: Who will do what next as Legato creates his own talk show ^^. : Can I be the donut guy? -_\\ : . -_- : I GET TO BE THE EXECUTIONER!!! MWA HA HA !!
LEGATO RISES OUT OF A PLATFORM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GIRLS BATHROOM.
LEGATO: Hello and welcome one and all to the end of life as you know it.
VASH COMES BOUNDING OUT OF A STALL. HE IS DRIPPING WET AND HIS CLOTHES ARE TATERED.
LEGATO: What happened to you? HE EATS A HOTDOG THAT APPEARED IN HIS HAND.
VASH SHAKES LIKE A WET DOG
VASH: Don't go in there. It's scary. There's a.
KNIVES FALLS FROM THE CEILING
KNIVES: A rabid Vash eating Kuroneko that feasts upon plants named Vash.
LEGATO: Now as I was saying; your miserable lives shall end today.
KNIVES PETTING ONE OF THE VASH EATING KURONEKOS
KNIVES: The spider species shall cease to exist!
VASH: LOVE AND PEACE!!
LEGATO: I am your host.
VASH: VASH THE STAMPEDE HUNTER OF THE ELUSIVE MAYFLY PEACE AND THE HUNTER OF.
KNIVES: DEPENDS TO HELP HIS LEAKY BED TIME PROBLEMS!!
VASH: Knives I do not wet the bed!
EG MINE APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A NEW FRESH BAG OF PAMPERS
EG: Master Knives.I am the one who wets the bed.well actually it is Rei Dai's bed since mine is broken because Grey crushed it on his way to the little boy's room.
LEGATO: And today we shall visit the lives of.
KNIVES: NO ONE!! Since the entire species of spider scum shall be.
VASH: Rained on by a shower of.
KNIVES: Wild Spider eating Kuronekos!!
LEGATO IS NOW SITTING ON A SOFT CUSHIEST LOOKING CHAIR EATING CHEESECAKE.
LEGATO: We shall have guests come in here and share their thoughts of life and death and then I shall destroy them as they exit the bathroom.
VASH: WAIT!! You can't do that!
LEGATO: Why not?
KNIVES: Because I want to do that!
KNIVES IS NOW RECLINING IN A LAZY BOY SIPPING WINE AND PETTING A FURLESS KURONEKO, IT GOT THAT WAY FROM HIM PETTING IT SO MUCH
LEGATO: That is fine. We also need someone to get our guests coffee and cake and usher them onto the show.
MILLY WALKS IN THE DOOR SMILING AND WAVING LIKE A HYSTERICAL MANIAC
MILLY: I'll do it!!
LEGATO: That will do.
KNIVES: BUT SHE'S A SPIDER!!
VASH: Knives, no one else is here that wants to do that.
KNIVES: Oh.
LEGATO IS NOW LICKING HIS LEFT ARM
LEGATO: Now we need someone to
KNIVES: Wash my feet!
VASH: NO! Who wants to touch those nasty things? They're crusty!
LEGATO: Fine Rai Dai shall wash Knives' feet.
RAI DAI HOLDS UP A PIECE OF PAPER WITH JAPANESE WRITING ON IT 'ICK, NOW LET US FIGHT!'
LWW: Who will do what next as Legato creates his own talk show ^^. : Can I be the donut guy? -_\\ : . -_- : I GET TO BE THE EXECUTIONER!!! MWA HA HA !!