Hey guys this is diamond eyes, hey i rhymed lol, anyways this is my actual proper first fullmetal fic so be nice!! Lol and lots of advice would be nice coz im nervous bout this one, hope you like it. In this fic al has his body n him n ed aren't in germany and they still work for the military.

Yumemiru

"Your orders are clear do you understand what you have to do?"

"yes sir"

"Are fullmetal and flame occupied"?

"Yes they are sir"

"We really need you alchemic skills to help us deal with those two, are you certain you would like to go through with this, it's a difficult task…alphonse"

"Yes sir I am ready"

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"Hey bastard tell me again why I had to help you do your paperwork?" Ed slammed a huge mountain of finished paperwork onto the desk in front of the dark haired man. He simply raised an eyebrow.

"Because fullmetal I am you're superior and besides you now have authority to sign them too, general elric"

Roy shot a smug look at Ed before returning to his paperwork, the smirk still bright on his face. Ed glared back at mustang before going back to his own work. 'I didn't ask to be promoted, though I don't really mind, it means I get to spend more time with Roy.'

"Your brigadier general now why do you need to do paperwork??"

"……" after receiving no reply ed rolled his eyes and walked over to the door.

"I'm getting coffee you want some?"

"mmm kay."

Ed went to open the door and….nothing happened. He pulled again this time even harder. The door wouldn't budge. "Oi bastard the doors not moving" Ed continued pulling on the door knob till he felt a strong pair of arms wrap around his waist.

Eds face turned the colour of a tomato he kept his face hidden from the brigadier general.

"what the fuck are you doin mustang!!"

"im helping you pull Edward now pull" I wish you would help me with other things like the big throb….

"ED for gods sake at least pretend to try!" the blonde shook his head of any bad thoughts of him and Roy in that very suggestive position (Eds got his hand on the doorknob and Roy squashed behind him with his foot on the wall. Lol)

Suddenly a flash of blue light erupted from underneath the door, a huge echoing earthquake shook the office. Ed in a state of shock was pulled to the floor then covered by roy, protected by the older brigadier general.

Small bits of debris were starting to fall from the ceiling. And as quickly as it came the shaking stopped.