Shut Up And Sleep With Me
Summary: Haruno Sakura works as the only woman in a company whose morals are all wrong. When she calls it rape, they call it the sex she never knew she wanted.
Disclaimer: I, sob, do, sob, not, sob, own, sob, Narutooooo.
Warnings: Sexual Content, lime, stuff that makes you laugh your ass off so loosing your ass will not be my fault, major possessiveness, people getting fired just for staring, and drooling, at a certain pink haired girl, and…Yeah. Utter mayhem! Wheee!
Main Coupling [With Sakura: SasuSaku, NaruSaku, NejiSaku, SaiSaku, GaaSaku
Main Coupling [Other: ShikaIno, TenLee, (I can't decide between ShinoHina or KibaHina)
Hints of: KibaHina, ShinoHina, some one sided TemaShika, one sided ChouIno, Onesided LeeSaku, KakaSaku, ItaSaku, one sided KankTen (?), AnkoKaka, ShizuKaka, OroTsuJira, AsuKurei
Be warned. This fic…Is very Lemon flavored.
Age Chart:
Hinata, Ino….20
Sakura….21
Tenten…22
Temari….23
Gaara, Neji, Lee, Kankouro….22 ½
Sasuke, Naruto…Just turned 22
Kiba, Shino, Shika, Chouji…21 ½
Kaka, Asuma, Gai…35
Shizu, Anko, Kurenai…31
Orochimaru, Jiraiya…50
Tsunade…49 (Yes, here, she is younger by a year)
Sai, Itachi…23 ½
Chapter One:
First Impressions Are EVERYTHING
Ino giggled at her best friend's stressed look. "Oh, come on! Be HAPPY that you're working for this place!"
"…Give me ten good reasons why I should be." Sakura grumbled back as she ran a hand through her pink locks.
The blonde girl frowned as she whipped off her sunglasses and put them in her white designer bag. She then crossed her arms and gave Sakura 'the look'.
"…What?" Her best friend asked as she inched away from the scary Yamanaka.
"After I worked SO hard for you…" Ino faked a sob as she continued. Sakura secretly rolled her eyes. "…And persuaded Shika-kun to get you a job…THIS is how you REPAY me?" The twenty one year old woman twitched at the stares coming from the public.
"You are SUCH a drama queen." Sakura laughed as she shook her head. Ino grinned in reply.
"I know, right?" She sighed in content. "I should be, like, an actress or something."
"But you're a model, Ino."
"So? I can be both!"
Sakura snorted. "Are you serious?" She sweat dropped when the blonde nodded enthusiastically. "Are you sure?"
"Sure, I'm sure!" Good grammar, Ino.
"You're sure, you're sure, you're sure?"
"Yes, for the LOVE of Shika, I am sure!"
They both erupted in a fit of giggles as they got on the train.
"Is that your newest ad?" Sakura asked as she pointed at one of the large signs on top of a roof on a building. It was for a clothing line called KUNOICHI Inc. run by Tsunade herself.
"Yup!" Ino said in a singsong voice as she wiped a spot on the pole with a baby wipe and then held it…With her fingers.
The Haruno sweat dropped at Ino being so cautious about germs. She wipes EVERYTHING before using them. 'She's way to hygienic, sometimes.'
They exited a train with Ino whistling happily and Sakura asking "Are we there, yet?"
"No-" She gasped and squealed as she ran over to a window. "It's the latest bag from ANBU!"
"I thought ANBU was a model agency." Her pink haired best friend said as she raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms.
"Well, it also has its own clothing and accessory line. I think it's called…" Ino tapped her chin. "Oh no, I forgot…"
"But then again, you forget about everything else." Sakura yawned as she rubbed her stomach. "Oh boy. I'm hungry." She complained. She then spotted a hot dog stand.
"Ino-"
"You go eat. I'm on a diet." Ino replied as she handed her best friend, and home mate, a couple of dollars. This girl was like a psychic when it came to Sakura.
"Thanks!"
She scurried off and looked like she was resisting the urge to jump the person in front of her while she was waiting on the line. The blonde laughed when she saw the Haruno make choking motions behind the person's back.
Ino grinned and when she made sure she wasn't being watched…
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
…She quickly took out her cell phone and tapped the buttons to a phone number she'll always remember.
"Ne! Shikamaru!"
"What do you want, Ino?" Came the voice on the other line.
"SASUKE-TEME, GO BUY ME MORE RAMEN NOW!" Came from the background.
"Oh yeah, dobe? Make me."
"WHY I OUGHT A-"
"Sounds like you have a party going on there." Ino laughed.
"Tch. Yeah." He snorted. "Sasuke 'accidentally' knocked over Naruto's last ramen."
"Pfft." She let out a stifled giggle. "Any who, we're almost there."
"Oi. Hyuuga." A voice known as Gaara was heard in the background.
"What, Gaara?"
"I could've SWORN I had nine cookies."
"So?" Was all she heard the Hyuuga say after a grunt.
"Now I have eight."
"Count again."
"I know I counted eight, you arrogant bastard."
"What. Did. You. Call. Me?"
Shikamaru sighed. "Jeez…Chouji, get a cookie to replace the one you took." He whispered. "Ino, you better get that Haruno girl here FAST. Before this room will no longer have white walls."
"What do you mean?"
"It will be red."
"You're having renovations or something?"
Shikamaru slapped his forehead at his girlfriend's dumbfounded-ness. "No, you dummy. I mean BLOOD."
"Oooh-" She gasped when she soon realized what he had meant. "Oh no!"
"Tch."
"But what makes you think Sakura can calm them down?"
"First of all, you, me, Chouji, and Sakura all went to the same school. I'm pretty sure she's tough enough to stand up to these…People. Oh. And also HER arrival is probably the thing causing this commotion in the office."
Ino mumbled a "Because you and her are such smartasses." and then she said, "You sure?"
"It's a prediction." She was pretty sure the Nara has shrugged on the other side of the phone and smiled.
"But when you predict, Shika-kun, it usually happens."
"Exactly."
"So-"
"SASUKE-TEME!"
"Just bring her here- NARUTO, PUT THAT CHAIR DOWN! Oh shi-" Shikamaru's voice got cut off after a thud.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
The Yamanaka laughed. "Good bye to you, too." She flipped it closed and immediately put it away when she caught site of her best friend with two hot dogs in each hand.
"…Sakura?"
"Mmhm?" She took a bite from the hot dog that lay in her right hand.
"…You're going to eat TWO?"
"Mmhm." She had said while chewing. Somehow, Ino got the feeling Sakura was going to arrive at her new job with both hot dogs already being digested in her stomach.
The Yamanaka sighed and laughed as she slapped her forehead and shook her head.
Sakura just grinned.
xXxXxXx
"We're here!" Ino said in triumph as she put her hands on her hips.
"You sure?" Sakura asked as her face scrunched up. It looked REALLY big. From standing right in front of it, she counted at LEAST forty-five floors. And that was only from being right in front of it. And then there was the buildings connected to the one they were standing in front of and-
She sighed.
She also heard that this company had no woman in it. And that in the first time in history, not counting the founder's wife, a woman, not counting cleaning staff or some chefs, was working in the main department.
"…"
She was making herself nervous-
"OH, cheer up, will you?!" Ino said as she nudged her best friend out of her train of thoughts. "You'll do fiiiine. Don't worry. I'll check in occasionally to see if you're doing fine or not."
"Wait- You're just going to LEAVE me here?" Sakura wailed out as she stepped back. Ino rolled her eyes.
"No, you dope." She grabbed her friend's hand. "We're going in!"
Ino then snickered. "Besides. I want to visit Shika-kun."
"Eh?!"
And Ino realized, just as she predicted, the hot dogs were already in her best friend's stomach.
xXxXxXx
Sakura and Ino walked up to the front desk, earning weird looks from the receptionists.
'Tch. Part time workers that just want to be near the 'bosses'.' Ino predicted as she watched the one with a small afro, that was adorned with a child-like bow, glare at her. "Excuse me."
"What do YOU want?" She spat back. Ino rolled her eyes. 'Peasants.'
THIS was when Ino got snobby.
"Page Nara Shikamaru that his two guests arrived." Ino said as she flipped her hair.
"What two guests?" The girl shot back as she glanced between the Yamanaka and the Haruno.
"Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura, of course."
A wave of murmurs passed throughout the floor. That was why Ino hated the first floor. It was the only floor women worked on.
When the bosses came in, they made sure it was the men's shift. Meaning, for that shift, every woman's job would switch with a man.
They just HAD to come in on the women's shift.
"So THAT'S the first girl to ever work on the main floor."
"So lucky. She gets to see the bosses' faces."
"She doesn't look THAT pretty…"
"What's the model Yamanaka Ino doing here?!"
"I bet she's trying to steal the heart of one of the 'bosses'…"
"Nah. I heard she's going for that Shikamaru guy…"
Sakura raised an eyebrow as she watched her best friend ignore all the things be flung around. It seemed that the blonde was resisting the urge to scream at them.
"Ino-pig."
"Yeah, forehead-girl?" Ino asked as she pushed the buttons on the elevator.
"Who are the 'bosses'? Everyone keeps saying 'bosses', 'bosses'! It's making me sick." Sakura grumbled and she stuffed the last piece of the hotdog into her mouth.
"You sure it's that or is it the two hotdogs you just ate?" Ino paused. "Wait. I saw you buy two hotdogs. And I saw you finish two hotdogs. So where did that one come from?"
"I have my ways."
"Some how, Sakura, I don't doubt you. I think you hung out with Chouji, too much."
"You didn't answer my question. What are the 'bosses'?!"
"The name says it all."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"They're the bosses of this company. Well. It's more of one of them is the boss and the rest act like bosses. Even though they're just models for the company."
"…So why do they act like the bosses?"
"Well, they ARE the highest rank models, only the best. But too bad they put their modeling on hold." Ino replied as she smirked. "It's a group of the highest rank in the company usually called the 'bosses'. It's because they're best friend with the actual boss himself. Even my Shika-kun!" She purred as her eyes turned into hearts.
Sakura sweat dropped. "Soooo…Who IS the actual boss?"
"I'll give you a hint. His first name starts with an 'S' and his last name starts with a 'U'."
The pink haired newbie's face scrunched up. "Eh?"
"Forget it. You aren't that much into the fashion world, anyway." Ino said as she sighed and waved her hand.
"So how come they're saying we're lucky to see their faces?" Sakura asked as she gave a small burp. She mumbled an 'Excuse me' before Ino continued,
"Well, in person, anyway."
"What. It's too beautiful to be seen?"
"Probably."
And at that, they both laughed.
xXxXxXx
Shikamaru sighed in relief once she heard the female receptionist grumble through the phone, "Yamanaka Ino and the new girl is here…"
"They're coming up!" The pineapple head announced as she lifted a hand.
"GAH. OH NO!" Naruto soon forgot about his fallen ramen and ran into his office to clean up. He seemed very excited about the new girl.
Chouji ate the remaining chips quickly and threw it into a garbage can. He quickly scooped up the crumbs and, when no one was looking, ate them. He knew anyway that Ino would lecture him about being slob and not professional-like.
"…Who's coming?" Gaara mumbled as he cocked his head. His brother rolled his eyes.
"Gaara, you should really pay attention-" Kankouro immediately shut up when he was replied with a death glare.
"Oi, dobe, calm down." Sasuke sighed as he watched his best friend fluster. For once.
"How can I calm down when SAKURA-CHAN is coming!" Naruto exclaimed/asked as he picked up all the paper on the floor. Sasuke sweat dropped at the suffix the blonde used when he didn't even meet the girl yet.
He then stopped what he was doing and put his fist on his hand. "Ah. Shouldn't the bosses wait in the office?"
Neji sighed. Gaara shrugged. Sasuke smirked. "Sure. You can clean this up all by yourselves." He flicked the blonde's forehead. "Thanks for offering."
Click.
When the door closed, Naruto kicked a trash can over, causing Shikamaru to sigh and shake his head.
"Smart one, idiot."
Sasuke sat in his chair and put his legs on his polished and neat desk.
'Naruto cleaning. The world has surely come…'
He sighed and got up, realizing nature was calling.
xXxXxXx
'…to an end.'
Sakura thought as she pulled her skirt a bit down to cover her behind.
Ino huffed. "She's taken!" She yelled at all the boys that stared at her best friend.
"Ino, don't lie to them!" Sakura hissed as she shivered when a passing boy gave her a wolf whistle.
"Yeah, but sooner or later, it will be the truth."
"What are you talking about?"
"Oh, you'll see…"
xXxXxXx
"I wonder if that girl will like orange…"
"Naruto."
"I wonder if she likes ramen like I do!"
"…Naruto."
"Maybe we can share the same passion!"
"Naruto!"
"Like miso, chicken, beef-"
"NARUTO?!"
"AAAAGH. WHAT?"
"Calm down." The brunette grumbled as he shook his head. He sweat dropped when the blonde glared at him.
"Go back to your office." Naruto spat as he huffed.
"I'll go do that." Neji mumbled as he rubbed his temple. He sighed. "New girl, eh?"
"First time in history." Shino mumbled as he quickly put his bugs away. The new girl sounded interesting and it would be a huge risk to let his bugs out while she was in the area. VERY dangerous… You see, he's the guy used to scare fan girls away whenever they raid the company. It happens once in a while.
"Oi. Inuzuka. Put that dog…What was his name. Akamaru?" The Hyuuga paused but continued. "Put him away. Oh, and make sure he doesn't use the bathroom on our carpet again. Remember, you two are only visiting until Hinata returns."
"Don't worry! Akamaru is-" Kiba asked as he watched his said dog suddenly run in a circle, showing that he was about to use the bathroom. "-potty trained? Oh no you don't!" He quickly picked up the dog and ran to the bathroom. He ran off, screaming, "Damn it, Akamaru! Stop trying to get me fired!"
Shikamaru mumbled a string of curses as he, finally, fixed his tie. "Damn Ino…"
Then again, Ino never asked him to wear his tie. Maybe he did this to impress her-
"Sasuke-teme, you STILL owe me another supply of ramen." Naruto grumbled as he wiped his windows. Sasuke, who had nothing better to do than watch in amusement, just leaned on the doorframe and rolled his eyes.
"No, I don't."
"Yeah, you do."
"It was only one bowl. Why should I owe you a SUPPLY?"
"It was your fault! YOU spilled the ramen!"
"Who is this Sakura girl?"
Naruto raised an eyebrow. Sasuke smirked. It was very easy to get Naruto to forget. But then again, sooner or later, he'll remember.
"Why? The teme's interested in a girl for once?"
"Tch. No." The Uchiha snorted. He was really good at hiding his little red tint.
"You better not be!"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow even higher.
"And why not?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Because Sakura-chan is awesome and you don't deserve someone like her!"
"Oh really?" He even had the 'Orly' face to go with it.
"Yep."
"And why so?"
"Because she's a virgin, she's hot, she's a tomboy, and she's a first timer-" He smacked a hand over his big mouth. "Whoops."
The five bosses were virgins, too, you know. They could lose it any time. But they never did. They all want to lose it with someone special. Which was odd for someone like them. They all want to lose it with someone who's spunky. Who'd give them entertainment in bed. And they especially wanted to lose it with a virgin. Why?
Because it was very hard to find a virgin, these days, in business.
Especially one rumored to be that innocent.
xXxXxXx
"Ah crap! Where'd Ino go?" Sakura grumbled as she scratched the back of her neck. "Great. I lost her on this forty-five-floor building-"
"Forty-six, to be exact."
A vein appeared on Sakura's forehead as she swiftly turned around to the owner of the smug voice. "Yeah, well, who asked you?"
"No one, really." Sasuke replied with a shrug.
"Good. So then when no one asks you, you shouldn't answer." Sakura retorted as she crossed her arms and looked him in the eye.
"Oh really?" Sasuke shot back as he raced an amused eyebrow at her. "Who would answer it, then? God?"
"It wasn't even a question!" Sakura shouted as she pointed a finger at him.
"It's rude to point." He placed a pinky in his right ear. "You're loud, too." Sakura gritted her teeth and glared at him, thinking, 'Who the hell is this guy? No, wait. Who the hell does this guy think he is?'
"Rude and loud." He smirked and put a finger on her chin. "And probably stupid, too."
"OH YEAH?!" The girl cracked her fingers and glared at him. "STUPID, HUH?"
"Let's see then."
xXxXxXx
"Oh, for the love of Shika-kun, where could that girl have gone?" Ino grumbled as she stomped through the halls of offices. "I leave her for one second to use the bathroom and get gussied up for Shika-kun and POOF! She disappears like a ninja!" She sighed exasperatedly.
"Ino?"
The said girl spun on her heels to see her big-boned college friend. "Chouji!" He grinned, showing all the crunched up chip crumbs stuck to his teeth. She shrieked. "Kami-sama, Chouji, do you ever brush your teeth?"
Chouji rolled his eyes. "Never can change, can you, Ino?" He shoved a handful of chips into his mouth. "Let's go see Shikamaru."
Totally forgetting about her lose best friend, she skipped towards her love.
"SHIKA-KUN! I'M COMING."
xXxXxXx
"…I hate rooms like these." Gaara grumbled as he crushed the glass once filled with wine in his hands. Neji shook his head. "Naruto told us to stay in here."
"Who cares what the idiot says?" The red head as he crossed his arms and leaned back on the couch. "Freakin'…"
"SHIKA-KUN! I'M COMING."
After hearing the resounding shriek, Neji bit back a laugh when he heard Shikamaru sneeze and then scream,
"OH SHIT, THE DEVIL'S COMING TO GET ME."
"Huh. They're happily in love." Gaara yawned as he referred to Shikamaru and the blonde model. "How long was it again?"
"Since they were in college." Neji pointed his finger at a door near the corner of the room. "I've been wondering for the past few minutes, why was it again Sasuke built that?"
Gaara shrugged.
…And thus began the awkward silence.
xXxXxXx
"SHIKA-KUN! I'M COMING."
"Hell, that woman is so loud." Sasuke winced. "I can't see what Shikamaru sees in her."
"A lot of things, uh…" The pink haired girl knew who he was referring to. She only knew one person who can scream that loud besides her. Sakura raised an eyebrow as she looked at the raven haired man. "You know, I still don't know your name."
"You'll find out sooner or later." Sasuke smirked as they stopped in front of a door. 'Father did say this door would come in handy, one day.'
xXxXxXx
"Ah. Sasuke's finally here-" Neji stopped talking when he saw the petite pink haired woman behind him. "Who's she?"
"I was going to ask that." Sakura mumbled back as she glared at Neji, who twitched in reaction.
"You sound like a woman being cheated on, Neji." Gaara whispered. Neji glared at him through the corner of his eye. "Are you calling me gay?" "Maybe."
Sakura sweat dropped as she watched their quiet argument slowly turn into a loud one. "Do they always do this?" She asked. He sighed and rubbed his temple. "Yeah. If they didn't, then hell, I'd be one guy with no stress."
"Anyway, let's have a game of strip poker." Sasuke declared as if it was a normal thing. Sakura, though, was more fascinated at the magic trick he had done when he had made the pack of cards seem to come out of nowhere.
"We haven't played that in a long time." Neji yawned as he raised a hand. "You're on." Gaara just shrugged and raised his hand in agreement. "At least he won't be as disturbing as last time. Last time, it was only guys, and hell, it was uncomfortably." Sasuke turned and smirked to look at Sakura.
"Game?"
"This'll be easier then probably beating you in arm wrestling." She retorted as she shoved her sleeve up.
"Oh? So you think you can beat me in arm wrestling?"
"I don't think. I know I can."
"Hn. I'm fully aware 'you don't think'."
She twitched when she realized he used her own words against him. "Just play the stupid game already!"
xXxXxXx
"Ino."
"Yes, Shika-kun?"
"…Where's Sakura?"
"Oh she's-" Ino stopped and then started screaming. "GAH! I WAS LOOKING FOR HER AND THEN CHOUJI CAME ALONG- Crap, I forgot." She ended with a slap on her forehead. Shikamaru slapped his forehead.
"I'll inform the others."
xXxXxXx
"Fuck. I'm losing." Sakura cursed as she wrapped her arms around herself. The only things she had left on were her skirt and her bra.
"No shit." Sasuke stated. He had this shirt off but his tie was still hanging loosely around his neck. He shifted glances between Neji and Gaara.
"Hn." Gaara grunted as he scratched the back of his neck. His belt was off and his shirt was gone with his tie. He had the cross necklace still glinting around his neck, though.
"Sakura, you fail at strip poker." Neji smirked when Sakura shot him a warning glare. He had an unbuttoned shirt on with a tie still neatly in place and his pants were half way unzipped.
"Shut up." She grumbled back. She winced when Sasuke put down a winning hand. "Damn it!"
As she was about to take off her skirt, someone knocked on the door, only to see Shikamaru with a shocked look, Ino grinning weirdly, and the rest of the co. trying to stop their bloody noises.
"Uh…It seems like you found the new worker." Shikamaru sighed uncomfortably as he rubbed the back of his neck. Gaara raised an invisible eyebrow and pointed and the girl who had stopped what she was doing. "This loser at strip poker is the new worker?"
"It's rude to point." Sakura grumbled. Sasuke twitched. 'She should make her mind up. Pull it up? Push it down? Make up your mind, woman, or I'll do it for you.' He felt a little saddened when she pulled her skirt up.
"You were doing it a few minutes ago." Sasuke muttered and smirked when a vein appeared on her forehead.
"Sakura." Ino said, still grinning.
"Yes, Ino?"
"…Those are the bosses."
Sakura's mouth went into an 'o'. "Ooooh. The guys who 'are too pretty' to show their faces." She forced a grin, still angry at their smug attitudes towards, but nonetheless held out a hand to shake. "Haruno Sakura, new worker." 'They aren't that hot.' She was in denial.
"First impressions are everything, Sakura." Neji stated as he picked up her suit jacket. "And you just made a very good one."
"Perverts." Ino whispered to Shikamaru. "Hate to admit it, but we all are." He muttered.
Authoress' Note: Happy New Year! Here's a new story to replace The Fashion World! I can already tell you there's a sequel to this. So, yeah. I was typing this at midnight it turned into 2008. I didn't finish it until later in the day. So here's a preview to the next chapter!
JUST TO SET THINGS STRAIGHT SO NO ONE GETS CONFUSED; the group 'bosses' consist of Neji, Gaara, Naruto, and Shikamaru. The actual boss I think you can guess. Also, they created shifts on the very first floor. Guys work at night and girls work during the day.
Chapter Two: Paper Work Is Troublesome
"Naruto, pull your pants up and get off of the copying machine, please. You're making Sakura very uncomfortable." -Sasuke
So. What do you think Naruto did? Review, please.