Twilight Cadence Call

by Chibi-nightfury

Song about the twilight characters, it is a cadence call or a marching song I know some people don't know what a cadence is. may contain spoilers. The song is way better than it sounds, this is my first fanfiction so please read and review.

Okay this is a song that my friend Carolina and I created during our gym class. I know this is really random but we had to walk like 2 miles and my friend just started to sing the first line and well it kind of just went from there. She came up with most of the song I just helped her to make it work, and to write it down.

I do NOT OWN any of the Twilight books no matter I want to.L

This song is a military cadence call, so when you read it you need to read it like your marching.

Edward Cullen is so hot

He's everything your not

Bella Swan she took my man

I'm not her biggest fan

Alice Cullen's fashion tastes

Are something to which I can't relate

Jasper hasn't been their long

But I'll still put him in this song

Emmett loves to joke and play

I'd love to see him everyday

Rosalie is a shallow witch

For her to leave is what I wish

Carlisle is the best of all

If I'm sick he's who I'll call

Esme is a vampire mom

I really think she's the bomb

Charlie is an okay dad

When he grounds Bella it makes me mad

Jacob makes me sick

I'd wish he'd' up and quit

Renesmee shows me all her thoughts

I've come to love her lots and lots

Please REVIEW I really want to know what you guys think. I've shown it to a lot of people at school and they call the two of crazy. I mean it was really random but I still think that it is a totally awesome song. PLEASE REVIEW!!!! I can take some flames I want to be a better writer so please take a minute or two to review.