`..Hey, you.' Amy said, banging on the doors loudly. Oh how she loved that TARDIS blue, and loved it even more since it was back. `Come on..' she said, waiting quite impatiently, `whatever you're hiding can't be that bad. Surely can't be. Can it?' Amy said, turning to Rory with a puzzled look.

`I don't know, River! You said your parents were on holiday! It's not my fault.' The Doctor said, hurriedly straightening his jacket and fixing his trousers at the same time. `Plus,' the Doctor said, once he and River had finished redressing, not to perfect standards, though. `You always say that. I guess it's for the fun of it. Anyways.' He said, walking down to the doors, making sure River wasn't in front of him to make it awkward for him.

`Sweetie. You've got a problem, haven't you noticed?' River said, before taking a pretend gasp and looking shocked at him. `Oh well. Still gotta answer the door, I guess.' She said, with a smirk and walked persuasively down to the doors. The Doctor stopped her before she opened the door, and then ran off down the corridor, away from them. With a step to the door, she revealed her Mum and Dad standing there, not thinking that they'd see her. Yet, before any hugs or that..

`Where is he?' Rory said, looking at her clothes. Yes, they were crumpled and out of place, yet he still couldn't get to grips with it. Them. The Doctor and River, somehow he just couldn't fit it right. `I see,' Rory whispered, `it's.. just.. I don't..' Amy shoved him out of the way, running to give River a hug. `It's been a while,' Amy nodded to River, `too long. Don't you agree?' River nodded at her statement, yes, it had been a while. `I guess.' River agreed, she had no other idea what to say, to be honest. `I wonder why the Doctor took off somewhere,' River looked down each hallway, `and, before you say anything, no, we were not doing anything as bad as you reckon, Dad.'

At that Rory gulped and looked at Amy for a minute and River walked back up to the console, switching a break off as she reached the controls. Amy and Rory looked at each other for a bit before following up, and Rory was left to shut the door. 'So,' Amy said, after catching up with River at the console, leaving Rory down at the doorway. 'What have you two been up to, then?' Amy queried River. River simply just ignored this a minute before sighing. 'Just the usual.' She said with a roll of her eyes. 'Now where has that man got to?' They looked down the hallway that was in view from further down the console room. And he wasn't there.

It was silent for a while, so Rory decided to join them up there and look down with them. He was pretty close behind the two girls. 'It's a little coincidental..' River and Amy jumped when he spoke right inbetween them, and he choked back a snort. 'That his room's down there, isn't it?' He looked at River, then Amy. Their faces were priceless and he didn't know why he just didn't laugh right there. River so wanted to slap him but that was her dad, so she looked over at Amy who, pretty much, couldn't say a word. Their faces were pure white with the shock of someone actually speaking after a while. It was pathetic, really.

'Crap, Sexy,' the Doctor thought. 'What were you thinking?'

The TARDIS simply made that usual vworping noise, but three times. Normally that meant she was laughing.

'It's not funny! You nearly got us caught..' The Doctor thought about that for a moment. 'Oh, I see. I see! You're jealous. That's what.'

The TARDIS hummed in response. No way was she jealous, no way.

'You're jealous,' the Doctor snorted out loud. 'And you wont admit it.'

Sexy finally gave up and made a huge noise in the console room; informing River exactly where he was and what he'd just said.. The Doctor only knew that noise and what it represented. 'Oh no, SEXY!' The Doctor exclaimed as she did.

'Ah.' River said when she was informed of what Sexy had just told her. 'Right, then. Found the Doctor, guys.' River looked at Amy and Rory as their faces were curious. It was either whether she wanted them to come or not. Either way they'd go with her, they wouldn't let her go alone. Rory wouldn't, certainly not, especially as the Doctor had been having his moments. His emotions, a lot, lately, and he didn't want the Doctor taking it out on River. It was his daughter, after all. And especially if it was anything to do with domestics, was that why he was having these emotional turns? Did he not want to settle down into a life?

Either way, as they were lead down the hallway by River, the Doctor was rushing around in his room, looking for a place to hide. Of course Amy was going to slap him as of what he'd said to Rory last time, especially since it was his stag night and that it was after Amy'd just tried to come onto him. And what didn't make it better that was they both hated him now, in a friendly sort of way. Though this was running through his head, he found that wardrobe that he'd installed for times like these. He never knew why he had it, but it certainly came in handy when he had these sort of situations. It was quite cool, this wardrobe though. What people didn't know was that in this wardrobe, it was kinda like Narnia because going in the wardrobe allowed you to go and hide wherever you think they wouldn't think of. And it worked.

Oh, this is my first fic by the way so I'd love a little criticism.

I tried.

-Danny

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