A/N: HI!!! This is kinda stupid now.and maybe will be in later chapters too
but..oh well.DIE- oh wait.sorry.Uh, you probably won't know who all the
characters are till I'm done with all the Parts of Meeting the Stars. Ok?
Got that? Good.Diiiiiiiiie!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Ring characters or the Animorph characters. I DO own the following characters: Gwen/Narrator (or HOPEFULLY I own MYSELF..), The Men in the white coats, TLWS (The Little White Snail) and Cook. Thank for you time and cooperation. (Hehe.Always wanted to say that).
@_@_Meeting the Stars: Part 1_@_@
Jake: Hello. We are-
*Pop*
Boromir: HELLO! I'm back! Y'all miss me? I'm a ghost but still!
Aragorn: *gives Boromir a big manly hug* (Narrator was threaten with death to add 'manly' by an unknown person)
Animorphs (except Ax) and Pippin, Merry, Legolas and Gollum: Awwwwww.
Arwen: *slaps Aragorn and disappears back to Gondor*
Aragorn: *clutches cheek and sobs*
Boromir: *comforts Aragorn*
Marco: *giggles*
Rachel: *nudges Marco with elbow*
Frodo: *sighs* Can, uh..move along?
Narrator: OK, here we are-
Pippin: Who are you?
Narrator: Me.
Merry: Who are you exactly?
Narrator: *sigh* What is this, 20 questions?
All of LOTR people and Ax: What are 20 questions?
Narrator: FINE! I'll give myself a name!
Gwen: Happy now? C-
Everyone: Yes.
Gwen: Grrr.You do not want me to unleash my keyboard power against you!!
Marco: *giggles*
Gwen: *Grows big and blue and creepy looking and pretty like Galadriel in the movie* DO NOT TEMPT ME!
Marco: *quivers in despair*
Rachel: *giggles*
Gwen: *shrinks back to herself and returns to regular color*
Marco: *mutters* Why does she not punish Rachel?
Gwen: (who heard him through author magic) 'Cause she's my favorite character and is better than you so *evil cackle* muhahahahahahahaha!
*Silence*
Gwen: Okay.Gosh, you can at least PRETEND to be entertained!
*More Silence*
Gwen: What are you all, statues? Ok, let's begin. On the Animorphs side there is: Jake. The leader of the Animorphs. Tell us a little about yourself, Jake.
*Two chairs appear and Gwen and Jake sit down*
Jake: I was born-
Gwen: *clears throat* Uh, a little.not a biography on your life!
Jake: *nods* Oh! Ok, sorry. My name is Jake. That's my first name, obviously. I can't tell you my last name. I would be too dangerous. The Controllers are everywhere. Everywhere. And if they knew my full name, they could find me and my friends, and then. well, let's just say what they do to people who resist them is too horrible to think about-
Gwen: *snore*
Jake: *Clears throat* Uh, excuse me? I'm in the middle of tell a story here.
Gwen: *stirs awake* Oh, sorry. I've just read this part so many times it begins to bore me.
Cassie: What do you mean read this part? Read it where? It's out in the public?!
Gwen: Uh.how do you think you got here in the first place?
Cassie: *stands in thought full silence* Um.good point.
Gwen: Ok.Next-
Jake: *whines* but I haven't gotten to the best part yet.
Gwen: *glares at him*
Jake: *stands up and runs towards the others, sobbing and muttering about curses and such*
Gwen: *sigh* As I was saying, Next is: Rachel. She's better than all the others-
All the Animorphs but Rachel: HEY!
Gwen: Sorry! *under her breath* But she is.
Rachel: COOL! Can I start?
Gwen: Be my guest. And remember what happened to the eighth Animorph.
The Animorphs: The eighth Animorph?
Gwen: No one knew who he was, of coarse. He's a nothlit. He got stuck in morph even before Tobias and was little part of the story so KA Applegate didn't put him in. And since you are a part of her mind-
The Animorphs: ??
Gwen: *rolls her eyes* Idiots. To get to the point, he's now known as TLWS or The Little White Snail-
Pippin: MY little white snail? MY TLWS?!
Gwen: *nod* Yes, YOUR TLWS.
Pippin: *sniffle* I'm so proud. I never knew he was a superhero! He's my hero!
Gwen: Okay, Pippin.You're one of my favorite character but.TRY AND LET ME TALK!
Pippin: *meekly* Ok.
Gwen: TLWS is going to moniter your advancement while I'm out doing stuff. Y'know.
Rachel: Uh.I CAN start, right?
Gwen: *nods* Uh huh.
Rachel: *sits down where Jake sat* My name is Rachel. I won't tell you my last name. None of us will ever tell you our last names. Whenever I do use a last name it will be fake. Sorry but that's the way it has to be And-
Jake: BERENSON!!! IT'S BERENSON!!!!!!!!! *runs around, screaming*
Men in white coats: UH, excuse me. Someone called and said we can take this guy away.
Gwen: How'd you get in here?! *glares at the others* Who called?!
David: *takes out his cell phone* Sorry.
Gwen: *sigh* I suppose it's for the best.
Men in white coats: *drag Jake away*
Jake: NOOOOOOO!!! YEERKS!!!!!!! SAVE MEEEEE!!!!!
Cassie: *sobs hysterically*
Rachel: *stands and walks calmly to comfort Cassie*
Gwen: *looks over at the half asleep LOTR bunch* Poor guys.*turning back to the Animorphs* LISTEN UP! Next is: Tobias. *flutters her eyelashes* Hi..
Tobias: *awkwardly* Uh.hi.
Gwen: *waves and smiles shyly*
Rachel: Grr..You trying to take ma man?!
Gwen: *turns to Rachel* YOUR man?
Marco: *chants* JERRY JERRY!!
Gwen and Rachel: SHUT UP, Marco!
Marco: ok.
Tobias: Uh.I'll begin now..
Gwen: *glaring at Rachel* Ok.good.*then she turns back to Tobias, staring at him*
Tobias: *giving Gwen a weird look* UH.My name is Tobias. A freak of nature. One of a kind.
Gollum: I feel your pain, dude!
Tobias: *giving Gollum a weird look too* I won't tell you my last name. I CAN'T tell you my last name-
Gimili: Are we just going to keep hearing this over and over?!
Gwen: *muttering* Now you know what we Animorphs fans went through. *To Animorphs* yeah, change it a little.
Tobias: *stands and walks to the others*
Gwen: *giving Tobias one last loving look turns back the LOTR bunch* Ok.Next is: Cassie!
Cassie: *stumbles to the chair, eyes read and poofy*
Gwen: Begin, please.
Cassie: I love Jake. Jake I love. Love I Jake. I Jake love. Jake love I. Love Jake I.
Gwen: *falters* Uh..David? Can you call the Men in the white coats again?
David: *speed dials them*
Marco: Why does David have the Men in the white coats on his speed dial?
Tobias: *shrug*
Men in the white coats: *take Cassie away*
Cassie: JAKE I LOVE!!!!!!! JAKE HAVE I LOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
LOTR bunch: Wierdos.
Gwen: *shaken with having two members taken away* Ok.Next on the list is.Marco.
Marco: *sits down in the chair* My name is Marco. People call me Marco the Magnificent. Marvelous Marco. The Amazing Marco. And of coarse, all the girls just call me gorgeous.
Eowyn: *runs up to Marco and puts her sword to his throat* Think again, fool!
Marco: Rachel! I think I've met your long lost twin sister.
Gwen: Eowyn. You rock and are the best but please do not decapitate your enemy. It's not very nice.
Eowyn: Ok.fine. *goes back to the others*
Gwen: May that teach you, Marco!
Marco: *walks back to the others, shaken*
Gwen: Here is Ax.
Ax: *stands next to the chair*{The first thing an Andalite may notice about humans is that they walk on only two legs. It is very strange to see so many creatures balancing that way. But, despite this, they seldom fall over.}
Everyone: *snore snore*
Ax: {I do believe they have fallen asleep.There must be sleeping gas in the air! AN ATTACK!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!}
Everyone: Huh?
Ax: {We haven't been attacked with sleeping gas?}
Gwen: *yawn* Uh, not really.
Ax: {Oh..ok}
Gwen: *sigh* It is time for the commercials now! BREAK! CUT! ok! Need to apply my makeup again.
Rachel: You're wearing makeup? You look like a twelve year old!
Gwen: That's what I am, Rachel..And good point.I don't wear makeup.still, LUNCH BREAK!
Cook: There are cookies in the kitchen as a snack! *gets trampled by Ax who gobbles up the cookies as soon as he's in human morph again*
*STATIC*
*BLACK*
A/n: Would it be alright to say this: PLEEEEEESE review.one..two little clicks and a few pressing of the letters and I will continue.If I get lots of flames I'll continue anyway just to piss people off.muhahahahahahaha! ok.I'm shut up now.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Lord of the Ring characters or the Animorph characters. I DO own the following characters: Gwen/Narrator (or HOPEFULLY I own MYSELF..), The Men in the white coats, TLWS (The Little White Snail) and Cook. Thank for you time and cooperation. (Hehe.Always wanted to say that).
@_@_Meeting the Stars: Part 1_@_@
Jake: Hello. We are-
*Pop*
Boromir: HELLO! I'm back! Y'all miss me? I'm a ghost but still!
Aragorn: *gives Boromir a big manly hug* (Narrator was threaten with death to add 'manly' by an unknown person)
Animorphs (except Ax) and Pippin, Merry, Legolas and Gollum: Awwwwww.
Arwen: *slaps Aragorn and disappears back to Gondor*
Aragorn: *clutches cheek and sobs*
Boromir: *comforts Aragorn*
Marco: *giggles*
Rachel: *nudges Marco with elbow*
Frodo: *sighs* Can, uh..move along?
Narrator: OK, here we are-
Pippin: Who are you?
Narrator: Me.
Merry: Who are you exactly?
Narrator: *sigh* What is this, 20 questions?
All of LOTR people and Ax: What are 20 questions?
Narrator: FINE! I'll give myself a name!
Gwen: Happy now? C-
Everyone: Yes.
Gwen: Grrr.You do not want me to unleash my keyboard power against you!!
Marco: *giggles*
Gwen: *Grows big and blue and creepy looking and pretty like Galadriel in the movie* DO NOT TEMPT ME!
Marco: *quivers in despair*
Rachel: *giggles*
Gwen: *shrinks back to herself and returns to regular color*
Marco: *mutters* Why does she not punish Rachel?
Gwen: (who heard him through author magic) 'Cause she's my favorite character and is better than you so *evil cackle* muhahahahahahahaha!
*Silence*
Gwen: Okay.Gosh, you can at least PRETEND to be entertained!
*More Silence*
Gwen: What are you all, statues? Ok, let's begin. On the Animorphs side there is: Jake. The leader of the Animorphs. Tell us a little about yourself, Jake.
*Two chairs appear and Gwen and Jake sit down*
Jake: I was born-
Gwen: *clears throat* Uh, a little.not a biography on your life!
Jake: *nods* Oh! Ok, sorry. My name is Jake. That's my first name, obviously. I can't tell you my last name. I would be too dangerous. The Controllers are everywhere. Everywhere. And if they knew my full name, they could find me and my friends, and then. well, let's just say what they do to people who resist them is too horrible to think about-
Gwen: *snore*
Jake: *Clears throat* Uh, excuse me? I'm in the middle of tell a story here.
Gwen: *stirs awake* Oh, sorry. I've just read this part so many times it begins to bore me.
Cassie: What do you mean read this part? Read it where? It's out in the public?!
Gwen: Uh.how do you think you got here in the first place?
Cassie: *stands in thought full silence* Um.good point.
Gwen: Ok.Next-
Jake: *whines* but I haven't gotten to the best part yet.
Gwen: *glares at him*
Jake: *stands up and runs towards the others, sobbing and muttering about curses and such*
Gwen: *sigh* As I was saying, Next is: Rachel. She's better than all the others-
All the Animorphs but Rachel: HEY!
Gwen: Sorry! *under her breath* But she is.
Rachel: COOL! Can I start?
Gwen: Be my guest. And remember what happened to the eighth Animorph.
The Animorphs: The eighth Animorph?
Gwen: No one knew who he was, of coarse. He's a nothlit. He got stuck in morph even before Tobias and was little part of the story so KA Applegate didn't put him in. And since you are a part of her mind-
The Animorphs: ??
Gwen: *rolls her eyes* Idiots. To get to the point, he's now known as TLWS or The Little White Snail-
Pippin: MY little white snail? MY TLWS?!
Gwen: *nod* Yes, YOUR TLWS.
Pippin: *sniffle* I'm so proud. I never knew he was a superhero! He's my hero!
Gwen: Okay, Pippin.You're one of my favorite character but.TRY AND LET ME TALK!
Pippin: *meekly* Ok.
Gwen: TLWS is going to moniter your advancement while I'm out doing stuff. Y'know.
Rachel: Uh.I CAN start, right?
Gwen: *nods* Uh huh.
Rachel: *sits down where Jake sat* My name is Rachel. I won't tell you my last name. None of us will ever tell you our last names. Whenever I do use a last name it will be fake. Sorry but that's the way it has to be And-
Jake: BERENSON!!! IT'S BERENSON!!!!!!!!! *runs around, screaming*
Men in white coats: UH, excuse me. Someone called and said we can take this guy away.
Gwen: How'd you get in here?! *glares at the others* Who called?!
David: *takes out his cell phone* Sorry.
Gwen: *sigh* I suppose it's for the best.
Men in white coats: *drag Jake away*
Jake: NOOOOOOO!!! YEERKS!!!!!!! SAVE MEEEEE!!!!!
Cassie: *sobs hysterically*
Rachel: *stands and walks calmly to comfort Cassie*
Gwen: *looks over at the half asleep LOTR bunch* Poor guys.*turning back to the Animorphs* LISTEN UP! Next is: Tobias. *flutters her eyelashes* Hi..
Tobias: *awkwardly* Uh.hi.
Gwen: *waves and smiles shyly*
Rachel: Grr..You trying to take ma man?!
Gwen: *turns to Rachel* YOUR man?
Marco: *chants* JERRY JERRY!!
Gwen and Rachel: SHUT UP, Marco!
Marco: ok.
Tobias: Uh.I'll begin now..
Gwen: *glaring at Rachel* Ok.good.*then she turns back to Tobias, staring at him*
Tobias: *giving Gwen a weird look* UH.My name is Tobias. A freak of nature. One of a kind.
Gollum: I feel your pain, dude!
Tobias: *giving Gollum a weird look too* I won't tell you my last name. I CAN'T tell you my last name-
Gimili: Are we just going to keep hearing this over and over?!
Gwen: *muttering* Now you know what we Animorphs fans went through. *To Animorphs* yeah, change it a little.
Tobias: *stands and walks to the others*
Gwen: *giving Tobias one last loving look turns back the LOTR bunch* Ok.Next is: Cassie!
Cassie: *stumbles to the chair, eyes read and poofy*
Gwen: Begin, please.
Cassie: I love Jake. Jake I love. Love I Jake. I Jake love. Jake love I. Love Jake I.
Gwen: *falters* Uh..David? Can you call the Men in the white coats again?
David: *speed dials them*
Marco: Why does David have the Men in the white coats on his speed dial?
Tobias: *shrug*
Men in the white coats: *take Cassie away*
Cassie: JAKE I LOVE!!!!!!! JAKE HAVE I LOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
LOTR bunch: Wierdos.
Gwen: *shaken with having two members taken away* Ok.Next on the list is.Marco.
Marco: *sits down in the chair* My name is Marco. People call me Marco the Magnificent. Marvelous Marco. The Amazing Marco. And of coarse, all the girls just call me gorgeous.
Eowyn: *runs up to Marco and puts her sword to his throat* Think again, fool!
Marco: Rachel! I think I've met your long lost twin sister.
Gwen: Eowyn. You rock and are the best but please do not decapitate your enemy. It's not very nice.
Eowyn: Ok.fine. *goes back to the others*
Gwen: May that teach you, Marco!
Marco: *walks back to the others, shaken*
Gwen: Here is Ax.
Ax: *stands next to the chair*{The first thing an Andalite may notice about humans is that they walk on only two legs. It is very strange to see so many creatures balancing that way. But, despite this, they seldom fall over.}
Everyone: *snore snore*
Ax: {I do believe they have fallen asleep.There must be sleeping gas in the air! AN ATTACK!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!}
Everyone: Huh?
Ax: {We haven't been attacked with sleeping gas?}
Gwen: *yawn* Uh, not really.
Ax: {Oh..ok}
Gwen: *sigh* It is time for the commercials now! BREAK! CUT! ok! Need to apply my makeup again.
Rachel: You're wearing makeup? You look like a twelve year old!
Gwen: That's what I am, Rachel..And good point.I don't wear makeup.still, LUNCH BREAK!
Cook: There are cookies in the kitchen as a snack! *gets trampled by Ax who gobbles up the cookies as soon as he's in human morph again*
*STATIC*
*BLACK*
A/n: Would it be alright to say this: PLEEEEEESE review.one..two little clicks and a few pressing of the letters and I will continue.If I get lots of flames I'll continue anyway just to piss people off.muhahahahahahaha! ok.I'm shut up now.