Hand
Parody of "Stand" by R.E.M.

Oh, Hand that I lost at Bespin (Ouch, ouch, ouch!)
Think about attachment,
how can I hold a pencil now?(I can't)
Hand with my lightsaber in (Where'd it go?)
Think about construction,
am I gonna have to build a new one?


Once you start down
The darkening path
Forever will it
Consume you, that's bad!
The Force is there to strengthen my dad
And Vader's there to cut off my hand


Oh, hand that's cut off of my arm(Where'd it go)
Think about who did it,
is he really my daddy now?(Oh, no!)
Hand, where it was is a scar (Now it's gone)
Why'd he have to do it,
couldn't he have just sent me to my room?


Fight Darth Vader
If you're a real man
But mind what you've learned
And save you it can
The Dark Side's there to make Vader strong
And Vader's there to shorten my arm

Oh, Hand(HAND!) (Where'd it go?)
Think about location,
did the Empire get it now?(Hope not)
Hand(HAND!) (Where's it now?)
Think about its uses,
would they make a paperweight or a clone?


Hand got cut off by a jerk (kind of stinks)
Think about replacements,
can I get me a new one now?(Hope so)
Hand, hope this new one will work(Please don't break)
Think about prosthetics,
wonder if this one is gonna break down

(For the ending, listen to the original 'cause it's
kinda hard to type out)