Prolog

A/N- Hi everyone. I'm sorry, but a couple weeks ago I had a weird dream about Yako and Neuro solving a murder mystery at an everyday kind of place… -.- and stuff… happened… -.-;;; yeah… (Sadly that's all I can say without spoiling it… T-T) so I just had to write a story about it (and it has taken me forever thanks to all the stuff happening in my personal life...) i wanted to post the prolog and chapter 1 together but.. since chapter 1 is almost done anyway i figure i'll just post this one for now. Please read and review!

I do not own the gang from Mijan Tantei Nougami Neuro.

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Neuro frowned as he stared from his seat behind his desk at the violet haired young woman that stood beside the office couch. The woman sighed as she looked at the container he had tossed her. She then turned her golden eyes to the lifeless blond haired Yako lying next to her.

"You can't tell me that this was the only container available…" She finally breathed showing her disgust.

"Does it really matter?" He shot back, then with a venomous glare demanded. "You said you could do it… so now do it!"

The girl sighed heavily again and shook her head as she looked from the half empty jar of peanut butter to the departed detective and back again.

"I don't think you understand the seriousness of the situation." She finally informed brows furrowed in frustration.

The demon spawn disappeared from his seat then reappeared right beside her. He grabbed her neck tightly and forced her to look into his glowing green eyes.

"FIX HER NOW." He hissed pointing at the dead Yako. After a sudden gasp and moment of trembling in fear the young woman agreed.

"Ok… I'll try…" She wheezed. He released her and took a few steps back.

"But really there is no guaranty." She muttered then positioned herself in front of the blond, and then looked at Neuro's vacant and nonchalant expression. "Hey are you listening to me?"

"You are the professional." He stated with a shrug.

"I'm not a professional; I'm an ordinary girl who likes girls and can communicate with the dead and exorcise them! Also you didn't listen to a single thing I said about…" Quickly her mouth was covered by Neuro's gloved hand and he glared at her again. He tightened his grip on her jaw until a slight addition of pressure would cause it to break.

"Stop talking, and start working…" he snarled. After he released her, she turned back to the subject she was technically about to experiment on.



"Oh Yako… if you really do return to your body and wake… please forgive me." She whispered as she opened the jar lid. She softly spoke a few lengthy sentences and a bright light filled the room. The girl's body slumped as she collapsed against the edge of the couch, and Yako's blue-ish purple skin began to gain some color.

"Success." Neuro deemed as he stalked over to the small blond. Slowly Yako's eyes fluttered open and she gazed up at Neuro. Her soft hand reached up as if to touch his face, but then she quickly pushed him away.

"Wha-? Who? Who the heck are you?" she yelled as she backed away into the couch. Neuro frowned and violently picked up the violet haired girl like a rag doll.

"What happened? Why is she acting like she doesn't remember me?" He questioned in a low voice that sounded more like a growl than words against her ear.

"I tried to warn you of the side effects…" She mumbled.

Yako watched in terrified amazement as the tall and brightly dressed man suddenly threw the girl he had been holding across the room and into a wall.

"Slave…" His voice commanded authority as he turned his attention to Yako.

"You better stop with these jokes now if you know what is good for your health." He then dangerously informed as he began to remove his black glove.

"W-wait!!" The other woman cried standing up a little wobbly as blood gushed from her forehead. "She seriously doesn't remember who you are, and no amount of Spartan education is going to bring that back…" she then staggered over and fell onto the couch beside the confused blond.

"M-maybe if you instead tell her how this all came to pass… she might regain her memory…" The barely conscious girl stated.

"Lady, are you going to be ok?" Yako asked despite her body backing away from the thick red liquid.

"Fine." The man declared then seated himself on the couch across from the two. "Yako you see for some reason your mother and father decided to fulfill their carnal desires; which ended in a mistake thus producing you. In their emotional confusion they made the decision to keep you and form an annoying thing called family. Now sometime later…"

"That's not what I meant." The girl scowled from where she lay. Yako who had sat and looked from one weirdo to the other finally spoke up.

"Who are you people?" Neuro gave a look of annoyance and displeasure as the bleeding girl answered.



"He is Nougami Neuro your 'assistant' and I am Lin Fang. You only recently met me so the chance that you will remember who I am is slim."

"I see…" the blond started then after a long moment of silence she added. "So now… who am I?"

Lin Fang sighed as she used her handkerchief to wipe away the blood then she sat up and glanced at the man in the blindingly bright blue suit.

"Neuro we are going to have to tell her everything we know that took place, from the moment she investigated that case to the moment she was done in. With that she should be able to regain her memories."

The demon drew in a quick breath, folded his hands together on his chest as he reclined, and while he stared at Yako with his creepily glowing green eyes, he gave a slight smile then spoke.

"Your name is Katsuragi Yako, and you were murdered a few days ago at the Piggy Save grocery store down the street."

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Hi there, I hope you liked it! Chapter 1 will be out soon so please read it. Sorry about taking a break from my other story I will update very soon I promise!! Also sorry about the 'flash back' type style, sometimes it can make things confusing, but I think it will actually make things more interesting. (Oh yeah by the way this is from a dream… so please keep that in mind if something doesn't make a whole lot of sense I'm sorry. Also Lin Fang really did say that ordinary girl line in my dream… it was just so funny I had to include it.)