Kingdom Hearts: Know Your Stars!

By: Riku's-Kitsune-Mate

Kairi

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts! If I did, Kairi's parents would be blue rhinoceroses!

Author's Note:
Yes, it is I, the elusive Riku's-Kitsune-Mate! Those of you who have read my other stories are probably thinking: "What the hell? Why is she starting another story when she has 4 others to work on?" Well, the answer is simple really! I had too much sugar! I know this has been done before, but I don't really care! No flames! They will be used to make s'mores for me, Sora, and Riku! For those who haven't read my other stories - Welcome! This is different from the usual kind of story that I write! Very random! Enjoy, and if I get enough reviews, I'll post the Sora chapter that I already have done!

"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars …" was the sound that came out as Kairi walked timidly out on to the stage. She sat in the chair mysteriously placed in the middle of the stage …..

"Kairi … she's screwed everyone on the island …" the voice said. You could hear the smirk in it's voice.

"That's a lie! I have not!" Kairi retorted, shocked.

"Yes you have."

"Have not."

"Right … Kairi has a secret crush on Elvis Presley …"

"What the hell? Who's that?"

"Kairi … her parents are two blue rhinoceroses …"

"You liar! They are HUMAN BEINGS!"

"Prove it."

"Do I look like a blue rhinoceros to you?" she yelled.

"… … Do you really want me to answer that?"

"Yes!"

"Actually you look like a purple chicken. Happy?"

"NO! I DO NOT!"
"Kairi the purple chicken … she stalks Sora …"

"I do not! He's just a friend! Hear that, voice? F-R-I-E-N-D!"

"Yeah, right. Uh-huh. L-I-A-R."

"Am not!"

"Whatever … Kairi, when she grows up, she wants to be a professional blue rhinoceros zoo keeper …"

"What is it with you and blue rhinoceroses?"

"I like them … Are you a blue rhinoceros hater?"

"RHINOCEROSES AREN'T BLUE!"

"That's what you think … Kairi … she hates her parents because they are blue rhinoceroses …"

"I do not hate my parents! They are human parents! I don't even know why I'm putting up with this!" Kairi said as she stormed off the stage.

"Now you know, Kairi the purple chicken …"

"THEY DO NOT!" Kairi yelled from backstage.

So, what'd you think? Love it? Review. Don't know? Review anyways. Hate it? Pretend like you like it! Ja ne! I'm thinking anywhere between 5 or 10 reviews, and I'll post the next chappie! Ja ne!