'I wouldn't be singing this if I weren't in a fanfic now, would I?'
- Harry James Potter (Basilisk Survivor, Owner of Dobby a free elf, Triwizard Winner, Expelliarmus Extraordinaire, etc)

On the first day of Christmas, a murderer gave to me
a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the second day of Christmas, You Know Who gave to me
two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the third day of Christmas, Bartemius gave to me,
three fatal tasks, two annoying Malfoys, and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Dursleys gave to me
four toilet tissues, three dangerous tasks, two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Tom Riddle gave to me,
five basilisk fangs, four toilet tissues, three dangerous tasks, two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Umbridge gave to me,
six weeks detention, five basilisk fangs, four toilet tissues, three dangerous tasks, two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me,
a seven-horcrux hunt, six weeks detention, five Basilisk fangs, four toilet tissues, three dangerous tasks, two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Voldemort gave to me,
eight dark dementors, seven-horcrux hunt, six weeks detention, five Basilisk fangs, four toilet tissues, three dangerous tasks, two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Greyback gave to me,
nine howling werewolves, eight dark dementors, seven-horcrux hunt, six weeks detention, five Basilisk fangs, four toilet tissues, three dangerous tasks, two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Death Eaters gave to me,
ten months in hiding, nine howling werewolves, eight dark dementors, seven-horcrux hunt, six weeks detention, five Basilisk fangs, four toilet tissues, three dangerous tasks, two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, crazy Bella gave to me,
eleven snoopy snatchers, ten months in hiding, nine howling werewolves, eight dark dementors, seven-horcrux hunt, six weeks detention, five Basilisk fangs, four toilet tissues, three dangerous tasks, two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Wormtail gave to me,
twelve years of Azkaban, eleven snoopy snatchers, ten months in hiding, nine howling werewolves, eight dark dementors, seven-horcrux hunt, six weeks detention, five Basilisk fangs, four toilet tissues, three dangerous tasks, two annoying Malfoys and a scar 'cause he tried to kill me.

*DISCLAIMER*
This is a work of fanfiction using characters, objects and events from the Harry Potter franchise, which is trademarked by J. . All characters, objects and events were created by J. , and I do not claim any ownership upon them or on the world of Harry Potter. The story described here is for entertainment only and is not purported or believed to be J. 's story canon. I am grateful to J. for letting me play around this literary sandbox, and for her wonderful stories, for without them my story would not exist.