Author's Notes It all started when I was sitting at my computer desk, staring blankly at the screen when an idea popped up in my head. Would people even want to read this? I asked myself as I typed. What if people don't review? I asked myself again. Either way, this story ended up in the GX fandom. If you don't like it, to bad for you! (Bastard.) But if you do like it, you get cookies! Oh and one more thing, this story contains OOCness so if you don't like stuff like that then don't read this story. The story is about how the GX characters go to a normal high school, instead of a one with dueling and evil guys trying to take over the world...I know this idea sounds dumb but I just couldn't help it! I had to write it or I would lose my sanity! There's insanity in it! You know you love insanity! Just review and see how you like it. Based off actually events in real life.
Disclaimer All characters in the GX universe do not belong to me what so ever. The only things I own are my cat, my desktop, and my OC, Revvy. But don't worry, she's not a mary sue. In fact, she probably won't even be in many of the other chapters.
Chapter one Welcome all ye students
"Welcome students to another wonderful year at Neos Academy," Dr.Crowler said with great delight.
There was a light applause from the audience.
" Very well then. As you all know, due to a tragic science lab accident, and I won't bring up any names…"
Everyone in the audience including the staff and teachers turned to the young brown haired gentlemen sitting in the front row.
" I said I was sorry damnit, what else do you want me to do? Bend over and let everyone spank me? Although I have no arguments with that."
" That's just wrong Jaden and you know it!" Syrus said.
" Makes you horny thinking about it doesn't it Sy?"
" Don't talk to me."
" Anyway, due to the tragic-"
" Women have first dibs!" Jaden yelled across the auditorium. None of the female students seemed to be interested.
" Jaden Yuki, if you keep interrupting you'll have detention for the rest of the school year!"
" Tightass."
Crowler glared at Jaden as a final warning and continued to speak, " As I was saying due to the tragic accident blah,blah,blah, Ms. Shuboki's science class will be held in the lunch room until future notice."
" This school sucks!" someone yelled from the back of the dark auditorium. Everyone cried out in laughter, accept for Revvy Kennedy (1), Aster Phoenix, and Jessie Andersen who thought it was kind of juvenile.
" Who said that?" Jesse asked.
Revvy sighed, " It was probably that stupid Princeton kid! That stuck up bastard!"
" His parents are really rich, I don't even thinks he knows how to survive in the real world," Aster said.
" I swear, that man has another thing coming. What do girls see in him anyway?" Jesse pondered. (How come everyone in this series has a Southern or British accent? I mean really.)
" His estate, his wealth, his so-called " charming good looks," Aster rolled his eyes.
" Well I just want to punch him in the face!" Revvy yelled.
" Do you need help with that?" Aster joked.
Revvy just gave a smile.
" Chazz Princeton! I know it was you! Get your snobby, stuck-up, inconsiderate rump down here right now!" Crowler yelled.
Chazz stood up and smirked at his friends, giving them a look that said, watch this.
" Sorry, but nobody tells " the Chazz" what to do."
" Just go to the damn stage Princeton! You're wasting my time!" Revvy screamed from the fourth row.
" Mind your own damn business Kennedy!"
" Bite me butt licker!"
" Girl chaser!"
" Ball sucker!"
" Pussy eater!"
" Goat humping, stuck-up, unworthy, piss licking, pile of---"
" Would you two shut the hell up and sit down?" Crowler yelled from the stage. Everyone in the auditorium settled down, accept for Jaden who was crying with laughter.
" Maybe you should go take a seat over there Dr. Crowler. I'll handle it from here," Chancellor Sheppard said in a low voice.
Dr. Crowler gritted his teeth and walked off the stage mumbling something morbid and disturbing.
" Ok then," Chancellor Sheppard said," How about we all make this year a great year! And please, no explosions, peeping toms, hide and seek or paintball fights...this means YOU Yuki!
" I'll look into that."
" All right, you may all leave now."
After the assembly, most of the students gathered up in the courtyard to talk about what type of things they did over the summer. Alexis was sitting down on a bench near the white marble fountain with Chazz, Zane, and Addicus teasing the freshmen, Mindy and Jasmine were flirting with the new seniors, and Revvy and Jesse were busy sitting underneath a shady tree talking about a certain Princeton.
" This is going to be one kickass school year right Syrus?" Jaden asked with his arms stretched behind his head.
" I was trying to plan on keeping a good reputation this year Jaden."
" Come on Sy, you know your reputation is doomed when your with me."
" Yeah I guess your right," Syrus said with disappointment. "Hey look it's Aster! Hey Aster, over here!" he waved his arms franticly in the air.
" What's up you two, planning on making this school year kick ass like the last?"
" You know it! Hey, where's Jesse and Revs?"
" I don't know, Jessie is probably trying to calm her down or something before she beats the living shit out of Princeton. But I digress, what did you all do over the summer? Me and my crew went on a tour across the United States nothing big." (2)
" Are you kidding? You guys could become famous!" Jaden said.
" I doubt it. That dumbass Giku keeps messing up the vocals! I swear I'm going to shove my—"
" Awesome! So Sy, what did you do?"
Syrus sighed, " Me my brother, Alexis, and Addicus went to Paris over the summer," he looked down at the ground.
" Hey what's wrong little dude? You seem upset," Jaden asked in a concerned voice.
" It was just a boring trip. I tried to spend some brotherly time with Zane, but he kept ignoring me. It was like he didn't even want to be around me at all! It's like all he wanted to do was talk to Addicus or flirt with Alexis."
" Well she is hot," Jaden said with a perverted smile across his face.
" And has a nice cleavage," Aster pointed out.
" But that's not the point! We were supposed to have fun together, but...he just had to bring those two with us."
" Sorry to hear that Sy," Jaden said with sympathy in his voice.
" Yeah, me too," Syrus hung his head even lower to the ground.
" But perk up! This is going to be an awesome school year! There won't be time for frowning, especially with me, Aster, Jesse, and maybe Revvy if she wants too."
" That's right," Aster said with delight.
" I guess."
" Just remember not to take him so seriously ok Revs?" Jesse said to Revvy while walking over to Jaden and the others.
She sighed, " Fine. But if you hear any reports on the news about a certain Princeton dead! You know who did it."
She's kind of scary when she's angry, Jesse thought
" About time you two came over here. So, were you two flirting?" Jaden winked.
" Please Jaden, you know me and Revvy aren't like that! Isn't that right Revs?"
" Yep. It's just a brother and sister thing."
" Ok but remember you two, spooning leaves to forking," Jaden said in a motherly voice.
" Why are you so gay?" Aster said.
Revvy laughed, " I'm starting to worry about Jaden's sexuality."
" You know you want me!" Jaden said while rubbing his nipples through his navy blue shirt.
" Yuck! Get this freak away from me!" Aster yelled when Jaden started to chase after him.
" I have nothing to do with this," Syrus yelled to him.
" I'm backing away slowly now," Jesse said.
" Right behind you," Revvy followed after.
" What a couple of nerds!" Chazz said with disgust. Zane and Addicus just sat there laughing their heads off as Jaden knocked Aster to the ground and started to yank at his shirt.
" Somebody help me!" Aster screamed.
" Oh Aster, your chest is so soft!"
" Ahh!"
This is going to be another interesting school year, Alexis thought to herself.
Afterwards, everyone gatherd their things and headed for class as soon as the first period bell rung. Poor Aster, would probably be emotionaly scared for life after the curtain events that occured in the courtyard. Jaden however, just laughed it off and said, " Calm down, it's not like I raped you or anything." Aster, was not buying it.
(1)Aster is actually the lead singer in a rock group called Sandstorm.
(2) Revvy is just some OC I made up that probably wont be in most of the future chapters. For some reason I can't write a story without an OC in it. Sure her name might be seen a couple of times, but she probaly wont be there. Here's a short discription of what she looks like: Skin color : a light brown color,she's mixed with African American and Japanese. Eyes : Dark red Hair : Short and white.
Probably notice the out of character-ness right? I like doing stuff like this, making characters act in ways they normally wouldn't, it's just so funny! Making people laugh is what I like doing. When they laugh, I feel happy too. And when they don't, I choke them! )
Yep so there it is. Some of you may have liked it, some of you may have not. But this story is actually based off real life situations with some humor thrown into there too. Please leave a review, and I might post chapter two…
Hopefully this story goes better than my other GX stories…I rather not talk about it. Let's just say that there weren't many pleasant reviews…