After the Love Has Gone
Disclaimer: You think I'd be spending my time on this cheap piece of shit if I owned South Park?
Chapter one: It's over
Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny sat outside Stan's room, eavesdropping. Of course they didn't have to eavesdrop, you could hear Stan and Wendy arguing all the way to Denver and at least ever five minutes or so someone would call about the noise. The fight had been going on for hours over the fact that Wendy had apparently caught Stan allegedly 'looking at Bebe's ass', talk about jealousy!
After hours of yelling and crying and trading insults, someone dropped the bomb on the remains of Stan and Wendy's relationship, charring them to a crisp. Stan came out crying from both the physical and emotional bruises he bore. She had beat him, "Dude, what's wrong?" asked Kyle, who obviously hadn't been listening.
Wendy also came out crying, and she glared at the boys. "What're you looking at, cakesniffers ?" Snapped Wendy, she then ran out and slammed the door. Once outside she picked up her bike and made a donut on the Marsh's lawn an rode out with her finger in the air.
Stan and the others looked out the window. "Dude, weak! Well at least I taped you guys!" said the inconsiderate Cartman, what a fatstard! (1) "Give me that!" demanded Stan, snatching the tape from Cartman's fat ass hands. "Hey you asshole!" barked Cartman.
Stan ran into his room with the tape he ripped out of Cartman's camcorder and played it. For hours on end, he played the tape over and over while crying like hell, then he finally passed the threshold. "No-o-o-o-o! Topanga!" he yelled and was interrupted by Kyle, "Dude I think you mean 'Wendy'," Kyle explained. "Who asked you asshole?" snapped Stan. "Screw you ungrateful asshole!" barked Kyle and he ran away.
(1): Fatstard: (faht-sturd) -Adj., a fat bastard. Synonyms:
.Pig
.Fatto
.Eric Cartman