Authors Note: So yeah another MWPP in the works. I don't know where this
one is going, but hang with me. It might be a little bit boring, I thought
it was a little funny. I know this first chapter is boring, but it's like
an intro right. Well flame review whatever.
Disclaimer: Yadda yadda yadda, you know the deal, I don't own anyone, unless I make them up as I go along. You know the deal right??
Chapter 1
Who could have known that one short girl with blazing red hair and emerald green eyes, which right now were accidentally purple, could be so important? If that one girl hadn't have been in the exact right place at the exact right time, the world would never have been saved-from the wrath of Sirius. "Argh!!!!!" screamed Sirius as he ran around the village with his wand raised above his head. "I'm going to get that monkey and this stupid village!!" Sirius was in a complete rage, and he didn't even notice the small girl running quickly behind him pounce and tackle him. "What are you doing Lily? I was going to get that monkey once and for all."
Lily looked at him and laughed. "And then do what? Run away as the entire village chases you? You know how much that little rascal means to the village!" Sirius sat and pouted. That stupid puppy look that Lily couldn't even begin to stand crept across his face.
"But it's just not fair! How come he can go around eating bananas, throwing their peels around and waiting for cute, innocent, unsuspecting people to come and slip across them?" Sirius exclaimed. "How come I can't do that? Every time I throw bananas people just get bloody pissed at me!" He sat there pouting a little bit more. After about five minutes of sitting in the middle of the road, a great blur went zooming past. Then about two more great blurs came rushing past too then immediately stopped.
"Sirius, what in bloody hell are you doing??" said one used-to-be blur boy. The blurs, which had now stopped turned out to be two hansom young men. One had sandy, light brown hair and gray-blue eyes. He was well defined underneath the long blue robes he wore. He was sitting on a broom that had its twigs cut neat and with the glistening name Cleansweep 6 in gold on the handle. The second hansom boy had the hair of a raven and blue eyes to match it. He was grinning broadly as he looked at the boy sitting in the middle of the road with a girl with bright red hair tapping her foot impatiently next to him.
"Hey Sirius, hey Lily." Said the boy with the dark hair.
"Oh hey James, Sirius here is pouting because he tripped on a banana peel the monkey threw at him. I wouldn't let him go kill the monkey and now he's angry." Lily explained to James and Remus as Sirius stood up wiped off his clothes and flung the banana peel next to him as far as he could throw.
"Stupid banana, stupid monkey, stupid village.why a monkey, why couldn't it be a normal non-banana-flinging pet? Why does our village have to be so strange?" Sirius yelled exasperatedly. "I don't even get why the monkey is so special. I mean when it dies, another monkey is going to replace it right? So why is the monkey so special?" Sirius was on another one of his rants about the monkey. He always did this when the monkey threw things at him. The other three always had to explain the importance of the monkey. (A monkey had saved the village founder's baby and it had been revered ever since.)
The village was one of the only almost all wizarding settlements in the United Kingdom. The people who weren't wizards or witches liked the idea of magic and were quite friendly. This was good because then the wizards didn't have to hide their magic and the kids could practice quidditch and spells. The village was called all sixes and sevens by outsiders who just thought the village was crazy. The people who lived in it were nice until it came to someone hurting the monkey.
So not only did Lily save the village from Sirius, but she saved Sirius from the wrath of the village, had he succeed in his plot to kill the monkey.
"Why don't you get up now Sirius?" said another voice from behind the circle of eleven year olds. They looked up to see Romulus, Remus' older brother, standing behind them holding a broom in his hand as well. He had been the first blur to go by. Wearing quidditch robes of deep crimson red, he continued. "There is a family of muggles coming to visit the Manstons for the next two days, so we need to get muggle-ified." Romulus was going to be a 6th year at Hogwarts this next term. Although he was waiting for his letter (as were the four young ones) to say he was a prefect, it was a complete shoe in for him. He always got top marks in his classes, but he was still really cool.
"Are you serious Romulus? That sucks no quidditch for a couple days." Said Sirius as he began to pout even more.
"Yeah, that's true, but think of the tricks we can play on the new muggles. I think the Manstons don't really want them to visit. So we can do them a favor so they will never want to come back." Romulus said this with a grin. He may get top marks but he was always a prankster at heart. The only reason he tried to do well in Hogwarts was for his mum, who told him that she would wallop him with her broom if he didn't. Everyone had a grin on their face as he said this. Well everyone except Remus.
"What's wrong Remus?" said Lily softly, as she was next to him.
"I won't be able to join in the fun, full moon starts tonight." Remus said gloomily. He always missed out on all the fun. Lily knew Remus was a werewolf, but no one else did. (well except Remus's family) He added louder so everyone else could hear, "I don't feel very good you guys, I think I'm going to go home."
The two younger boys looked at Remus with deep concern. Remus was always sick. They hoped it wasn't anything life threatening. They watched as Remus's outlined form walk away into the horizon, and turned to start plotting their pranks for tomorrow.
A/N: Yeah, like I said boring. Well you should review and tell me just how boring it was. Lol, you know. It was hard work writing this. I have bats in my attic and I had to duck every five seconds to let them miss hitting my head. Stupid bats. No me gusta! Well see ya later. ~Fearless
Disclaimer: Yadda yadda yadda, you know the deal, I don't own anyone, unless I make them up as I go along. You know the deal right??
Chapter 1
Who could have known that one short girl with blazing red hair and emerald green eyes, which right now were accidentally purple, could be so important? If that one girl hadn't have been in the exact right place at the exact right time, the world would never have been saved-from the wrath of Sirius. "Argh!!!!!" screamed Sirius as he ran around the village with his wand raised above his head. "I'm going to get that monkey and this stupid village!!" Sirius was in a complete rage, and he didn't even notice the small girl running quickly behind him pounce and tackle him. "What are you doing Lily? I was going to get that monkey once and for all."
Lily looked at him and laughed. "And then do what? Run away as the entire village chases you? You know how much that little rascal means to the village!" Sirius sat and pouted. That stupid puppy look that Lily couldn't even begin to stand crept across his face.
"But it's just not fair! How come he can go around eating bananas, throwing their peels around and waiting for cute, innocent, unsuspecting people to come and slip across them?" Sirius exclaimed. "How come I can't do that? Every time I throw bananas people just get bloody pissed at me!" He sat there pouting a little bit more. After about five minutes of sitting in the middle of the road, a great blur went zooming past. Then about two more great blurs came rushing past too then immediately stopped.
"Sirius, what in bloody hell are you doing??" said one used-to-be blur boy. The blurs, which had now stopped turned out to be two hansom young men. One had sandy, light brown hair and gray-blue eyes. He was well defined underneath the long blue robes he wore. He was sitting on a broom that had its twigs cut neat and with the glistening name Cleansweep 6 in gold on the handle. The second hansom boy had the hair of a raven and blue eyes to match it. He was grinning broadly as he looked at the boy sitting in the middle of the road with a girl with bright red hair tapping her foot impatiently next to him.
"Hey Sirius, hey Lily." Said the boy with the dark hair.
"Oh hey James, Sirius here is pouting because he tripped on a banana peel the monkey threw at him. I wouldn't let him go kill the monkey and now he's angry." Lily explained to James and Remus as Sirius stood up wiped off his clothes and flung the banana peel next to him as far as he could throw.
"Stupid banana, stupid monkey, stupid village.why a monkey, why couldn't it be a normal non-banana-flinging pet? Why does our village have to be so strange?" Sirius yelled exasperatedly. "I don't even get why the monkey is so special. I mean when it dies, another monkey is going to replace it right? So why is the monkey so special?" Sirius was on another one of his rants about the monkey. He always did this when the monkey threw things at him. The other three always had to explain the importance of the monkey. (A monkey had saved the village founder's baby and it had been revered ever since.)
The village was one of the only almost all wizarding settlements in the United Kingdom. The people who weren't wizards or witches liked the idea of magic and were quite friendly. This was good because then the wizards didn't have to hide their magic and the kids could practice quidditch and spells. The village was called all sixes and sevens by outsiders who just thought the village was crazy. The people who lived in it were nice until it came to someone hurting the monkey.
So not only did Lily save the village from Sirius, but she saved Sirius from the wrath of the village, had he succeed in his plot to kill the monkey.
"Why don't you get up now Sirius?" said another voice from behind the circle of eleven year olds. They looked up to see Romulus, Remus' older brother, standing behind them holding a broom in his hand as well. He had been the first blur to go by. Wearing quidditch robes of deep crimson red, he continued. "There is a family of muggles coming to visit the Manstons for the next two days, so we need to get muggle-ified." Romulus was going to be a 6th year at Hogwarts this next term. Although he was waiting for his letter (as were the four young ones) to say he was a prefect, it was a complete shoe in for him. He always got top marks in his classes, but he was still really cool.
"Are you serious Romulus? That sucks no quidditch for a couple days." Said Sirius as he began to pout even more.
"Yeah, that's true, but think of the tricks we can play on the new muggles. I think the Manstons don't really want them to visit. So we can do them a favor so they will never want to come back." Romulus said this with a grin. He may get top marks but he was always a prankster at heart. The only reason he tried to do well in Hogwarts was for his mum, who told him that she would wallop him with her broom if he didn't. Everyone had a grin on their face as he said this. Well everyone except Remus.
"What's wrong Remus?" said Lily softly, as she was next to him.
"I won't be able to join in the fun, full moon starts tonight." Remus said gloomily. He always missed out on all the fun. Lily knew Remus was a werewolf, but no one else did. (well except Remus's family) He added louder so everyone else could hear, "I don't feel very good you guys, I think I'm going to go home."
The two younger boys looked at Remus with deep concern. Remus was always sick. They hoped it wasn't anything life threatening. They watched as Remus's outlined form walk away into the horizon, and turned to start plotting their pranks for tomorrow.
A/N: Yeah, like I said boring. Well you should review and tell me just how boring it was. Lol, you know. It was hard work writing this. I have bats in my attic and I had to duck every five seconds to let them miss hitting my head. Stupid bats. No me gusta! Well see ya later. ~Fearless