I was walking home with my friend Pewdiepie until I real ised I was close to Jake Paul's house then out of nowhere Jake Paul kills Pewdiepie then he said "pass the competition pewdiepiers next" I was scared cause I subbed to pewdiepie. Next Jake Paul revived Pewdiepie then Pewdiepie and Hitler attacked me but our lord and savior potato came and saved me but Jake Paul killed potato and then someone said "england is my city" Then england came up to me and stabbed me then I died. After that everyone was happy cause now the shitty fan fic is done and the bleach wont have to be drank anymore.