Cheesy Beef
By: Princess
A/N: This is my third fan fiction so please read and REVIEW!!! Also if you like this story or even if you don't please please please review. Oh I welcome to any help or "friendly criticism" emphasis on friendly.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, especially not Harry Potter for if I did I would definitely not be sitting in front of my computer (while I should be doing HW) for hours on end.
"JAMES!!" Lily Evans, a 7th year Gryffindor, screams for all to hear. Now most
would think that hearing a young girl screaming bloody murder at the top of her lungs
would be some what of a concern to her fellow peers but in truth they were very very
used to it. For when you are forced to live with James Potter for any amount of time over
a week you are very likely to go insane or start cackling at the oddest things, some do
both.
"Yes, Lily flower, you called?" James Potter sweetly says, as he peers out of the door
of his bedroom. Now most normal seventeen year old girls (myself included) would
probably either be gaping at the shear hotness of the person standing in front of them or
be turning the color of a tomato. For when someone this good looking talks to you it's
hard not to stare. Now for those of you who don't know what James Potter look's like I
shall describe him. He is 6"2", has dark messy hair that no matter how much he brushes it
never seems to stay put (he has in truth given up). Then there is the fact that he has a
perfect body (god bless those many hours of grueling quiditch practice!), he also has eyes
the color of melted chocolate (drooling). Well after that lovely description I shall know
get back to their conversation.
"James, did you put orange slime in my bed?!" Lily yelled furiously at James.
"Now, really Lily, I'm hurt how you could suspect me of doing such a heinous crime.
I mean I am head boy. I have a reputation to uphold." James replied in a very sarcastic
And haughty tone.
"Don't you try to talk your way out of this one Potter. Known of your head boy junk
is going to work this time, for incase you had forgotten I'm head girl" Lily said in an
oddly calm voice. This frightened some of the younger student's, for as we all know
when Lily lowers her voice that means she is at her maddest.
"What's all the trouble out here?" Sirius said jollily (he looks like he could be James
twin, enough said) coming out of the 7th years boys dormitory.
"Lily here has accused me of putting orange slime all over her bed!" James told Sirius.
"That is ridiculous you couldn't have been putting slime on her bed for you were
out...oh well never mind were you were but you just couldn't have. Don't be mad at
poor old James here Lily he's been through a rough night." Sirius said while making
puppy dog eyes at Lily.
"Oh please, Sirius. If you think James is getting off that easy your wrong. I am going
to make him regret the day he decided to put orange slime in my bed!" And with that Lily
stalked off to her room slamming the door behind her.
"Wonder what her problem is?" James said looking to where Lily had just been.
"Really James, I think you may have just pushed her over the edge." Remus said, as he
walked into the hallway, where a crowd had started to accumulate.
"Oh well, it will be amusing to see what she comes up with to punish James." Sirius
said with an evil glint in his eye.
"Whatever, I am going back to bed." James said and groggily walked back into his
room. In the girls Dormitory
"I can't believe James Potter, he is the most selfish egotistic jerk ever." Lily screamed
to her friends.
"Lily, hun, don't you think your over reacting just a bit?" Lily's friend Aberrella (Abby
for short) asked.
"No, that was the final straw. I am officially declaring war on Potter." Lily huffed.
"But, you two our head boy and girl, you wouldn't be setting a good example for the
younger kids if you started pulling pranks each other non stop." Abby said in what she
hopped was a convincing tone.
"Potter has asked for it and I am not backing down." Lily said in a very determined
voice.
"Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you" Abby said as she got back into bed.
Breakfast
James Potter casually walked into the great hall, not bothering to look at the hundreds
of girls who turned their head's as he walked past them. James quickly found a seat at the
Gryffindor table and started to eat. Then just as he had taken a sip of his orange juice he
felt a weird sensation over talking his body when he suddenly realized he had turned
pink and had grown a flower on top of his head. And then to his great horror, he started to
sing.
"I'm a little teapot short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When you tip me over hear me shout.
I am a little teapot short and stout."
And with that ended possibly the most embarrassing moment of James life.
"Evans!!" James yelled.
"You wanted something Potter?" Lily asked sweetly.
"What did you do to me?"
"Oh nothing much just returning the prank you pulled on me this morning."
"Turn me back know!"
"No!"
"What, you have to turn me back"
"No, I don't"
"Yes, you do."
"Oh stop being such a baby Potter you'll go back to your horrific self in 3 hours."
"I can't wait that long, you have to turn me back to normal know."
"Well that just isn't possible. Sorry Potter got to go, going to be late for Potions." Lily
said. And with that she dashed out of the great hall leaving a very stunned and angry
James Potter.
"I'll get revenge." James muttered under his breath as he quickly left the great hall
in search of Madam Pomfrey.
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A/N: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!! I need reviews. So please review or I want update (ok that was a sucky threat, but still)! Please review.
By: Princess
A/N: This is my third fan fiction so please read and REVIEW!!! Also if you like this story or even if you don't please please please review. Oh I welcome to any help or "friendly criticism" emphasis on friendly.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, especially not Harry Potter for if I did I would definitely not be sitting in front of my computer (while I should be doing HW) for hours on end.
"JAMES!!" Lily Evans, a 7th year Gryffindor, screams for all to hear. Now most
would think that hearing a young girl screaming bloody murder at the top of her lungs
would be some what of a concern to her fellow peers but in truth they were very very
used to it. For when you are forced to live with James Potter for any amount of time over
a week you are very likely to go insane or start cackling at the oddest things, some do
both.
"Yes, Lily flower, you called?" James Potter sweetly says, as he peers out of the door
of his bedroom. Now most normal seventeen year old girls (myself included) would
probably either be gaping at the shear hotness of the person standing in front of them or
be turning the color of a tomato. For when someone this good looking talks to you it's
hard not to stare. Now for those of you who don't know what James Potter look's like I
shall describe him. He is 6"2", has dark messy hair that no matter how much he brushes it
never seems to stay put (he has in truth given up). Then there is the fact that he has a
perfect body (god bless those many hours of grueling quiditch practice!), he also has eyes
the color of melted chocolate (drooling). Well after that lovely description I shall know
get back to their conversation.
"James, did you put orange slime in my bed?!" Lily yelled furiously at James.
"Now, really Lily, I'm hurt how you could suspect me of doing such a heinous crime.
I mean I am head boy. I have a reputation to uphold." James replied in a very sarcastic
And haughty tone.
"Don't you try to talk your way out of this one Potter. Known of your head boy junk
is going to work this time, for incase you had forgotten I'm head girl" Lily said in an
oddly calm voice. This frightened some of the younger student's, for as we all know
when Lily lowers her voice that means she is at her maddest.
"What's all the trouble out here?" Sirius said jollily (he looks like he could be James
twin, enough said) coming out of the 7th years boys dormitory.
"Lily here has accused me of putting orange slime all over her bed!" James told Sirius.
"That is ridiculous you couldn't have been putting slime on her bed for you were
out...oh well never mind were you were but you just couldn't have. Don't be mad at
poor old James here Lily he's been through a rough night." Sirius said while making
puppy dog eyes at Lily.
"Oh please, Sirius. If you think James is getting off that easy your wrong. I am going
to make him regret the day he decided to put orange slime in my bed!" And with that Lily
stalked off to her room slamming the door behind her.
"Wonder what her problem is?" James said looking to where Lily had just been.
"Really James, I think you may have just pushed her over the edge." Remus said, as he
walked into the hallway, where a crowd had started to accumulate.
"Oh well, it will be amusing to see what she comes up with to punish James." Sirius
said with an evil glint in his eye.
"Whatever, I am going back to bed." James said and groggily walked back into his
room. In the girls Dormitory
"I can't believe James Potter, he is the most selfish egotistic jerk ever." Lily screamed
to her friends.
"Lily, hun, don't you think your over reacting just a bit?" Lily's friend Aberrella (Abby
for short) asked.
"No, that was the final straw. I am officially declaring war on Potter." Lily huffed.
"But, you two our head boy and girl, you wouldn't be setting a good example for the
younger kids if you started pulling pranks each other non stop." Abby said in what she
hopped was a convincing tone.
"Potter has asked for it and I am not backing down." Lily said in a very determined
voice.
"Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you" Abby said as she got back into bed.
Breakfast
James Potter casually walked into the great hall, not bothering to look at the hundreds
of girls who turned their head's as he walked past them. James quickly found a seat at the
Gryffindor table and started to eat. Then just as he had taken a sip of his orange juice he
felt a weird sensation over talking his body when he suddenly realized he had turned
pink and had grown a flower on top of his head. And then to his great horror, he started to
sing.
"I'm a little teapot short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.
When you tip me over hear me shout.
I am a little teapot short and stout."
And with that ended possibly the most embarrassing moment of James life.
"Evans!!" James yelled.
"You wanted something Potter?" Lily asked sweetly.
"What did you do to me?"
"Oh nothing much just returning the prank you pulled on me this morning."
"Turn me back know!"
"No!"
"What, you have to turn me back"
"No, I don't"
"Yes, you do."
"Oh stop being such a baby Potter you'll go back to your horrific self in 3 hours."
"I can't wait that long, you have to turn me back to normal know."
"Well that just isn't possible. Sorry Potter got to go, going to be late for Potions." Lily
said. And with that she dashed out of the great hall leaving a very stunned and angry
James Potter.
"I'll get revenge." James muttered under his breath as he quickly left the great hall
in search of Madam Pomfrey.
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A/N: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!! I need reviews. So please review or I want update (ok that was a sucky threat, but still)! Please review.