Okay, so I was working on my stories, and one of my favorite songs came on. I got to thinking about the song, and this came to me. Enjoy, and please remember to review!

Disclaimer: (looks around) Well, you guys know that they aren't mine. Heh...

This little drabble is for Confused, for helping me to develop the idea. Thanks!

Bobby looked up from his paperwork at his partner, who was humming as she scribbled her signature on one of the papers. The tune she was humming was vaguely familiar, and suddenly curiosity got the best of him.

"Eames?" Her pen stopped moving.

"What, Bobby?"

"What are you humming?" he asked, sounding not unlike a curious little boy.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" she teased with a roll of her eyes, and he smiled a little, but asked again.

"Really, Eames. What are you humming?" he repeated, and she sighed slightly. Looking around the room to make sure that she wouldn't be heard, she leaned in close to her partner. His eyes widened, and he leaned in to meet her halfway.

She took a breath, then sang in his ear, "I'm just a sweet transvestite…"

His jaw dropped as his eyes became as large as saucers as she smirked and dropped back into her chair. For the rest of the day, she continued to hum the song, and for the rest of the day, he tried to hide the smirk on his face as he plotted.

At the end of the day, Bobby rose to his feet, then looked around the squadroom. Satisfied that no one was within earshot, he walked around the desks to Alex's side, leaning over her shoulder as if he was reading something on her computer.

Then he leaned down close to his ear, allowing his breath to tickle her neck before he sang softly, "From transsexual Transylvania…"

She looked up at him in surprise, but before she could say anything, his lips were on hers, and her eyes closed as she moaned softly into his mouth. When they broke apart, she whispered, "Wow."

He just grinned and returned to his seat, opening a file as he chuckled softly to himself.

A few minutes later, she was humming the song again…

The End

A/N: So, what did ya'll think? Cute? Okay? The song that Bobby and Alex were singing is Sweet Transvestite, from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Tim Curry sings it, and if you haven't seen it, you should! Hope ya'll enjoyed it, and please remember to review while I work on updating my other stuff. Bye, bunnies!