Bakura:I can't believe you actually got me to do this. I'm freezing my ass off and just how am I supposed to sing Christmas carols, whatever those are, when my lips are frozen and I can barely pronounce my p's?!?!?!
Tea:I didn't MAKE you come!
Ryou:Actually, you tied our hands so we couldn't run without falling over. Could you, by any chance, loosen my ropes a little?
Yugi:O no you don't, if I have to sing, so do you. Tea, tighten them for him.
Mai:Would you all just shut up! Someone ring the bell.
Joey presses a doorbell with his nose and they all stand back. The door opens slightly...
"Deck the halls with boughs of holly...."
The man at the door stands and listens for a few minutes. When it's all over, they walk to the next house.
Bakura:I'd like to deck you... Right in the nose...
Yami:Me to...
Tea:Oh shut up! Just twenty-two more houses, then we'll be at Kaiba's house and we can go in.
Tristan:What's the shortest Chrsitmas carol we all know? I propose we sing that at the rest of the houses and run for the mansion!
Serenity:Jingle bells!!!
They keep walking, all the boys have their hands tied up and the girls are each wearing fluffy red coats with white fur trim. The whole thing was Tea's idea. "Let's make people happy it's Christmas time!" she'd said, too bad nobody knew making other people happy would make them so miserable. At the next house, above all the horrible voices, Bakura could be heard slurring every word like a drunk because he couldn't feel his face.
Twenty more houses. Then, our friends could be seen walking up the long driveway to Kaiba's expensive mansion. Halfway up, Serenity found it in her heart to untie the boys and they all ran the rest of the way, stopping at the front door to pick up some snow before knocking.
The door slowly opened and Kaiba's head was all the could be seen... Until Joey let loose all the snow and despite the perfect white and cold, Kaiba's face went so red with anger and his head steamed so much that the snow melted off in less than a second.
Kaiba:Why you little!!!
Tea laughed while she watched them, like two little kids in a snowstorm. Then Mokuba peered from the doorway with a hot chocolate in one hand.
Mokuba:Everybody slowly walk into the house and they'll stay out here until they settle down a little.
Everyone walked in leaving Seto and Joey flailing in the snow bank.
The mansion was gorgeous this time of year. The skylights were filled with glistening white snow; red and green candles burned on every mantle and corner table; Christmas music could be heard quietly playing, a different song in each room; Tinsel and garlands hungs on every banister and railing; and there was a different tree with a different theme in every room.
Tea:Wow, how much did this all cost?
Mokuba:How do I know? I didn't budget it...
Just then, Joey and Seto walk back in, soaked and covered with snow.
Joey:I smell food... Good food!
They walked into the dining room where a feast was set up on a giant oak table. Three giant turkeys rest amongst mashed potatoes, squash, cranberry jellies, egg nog, carrots, peas, corn, and a huge chocolate cake. Joey was so hungry, he couldn't hold himself back so Serenity pulled him into the next room and locked the door.
Serenity:You won't ruin this Christmas for me. Now that I can see again, I want it to look as beautiful as it smells and tastes. No diving onto the table, no burping, no farting and you might actually keep your dignity this time. Don't forget to wipe your mouth when you're done, ask nicely if you want something and as for the silver:work from the outermost to the inside.
Joey:Isn't it enought that I'm wearing a red velvet suit?! Why can't I just eat like I normally do.
The rest of the gang walk in.
Mokuba:Presents!!! Santa came!!!
Everyone watched him run to the tree, start handing out the gifts wrapped in red and green foil, and tearing open his own.
Mai:So when do we start celebrating?
Seto:Soon as Mokuba goes to bed. Don't worry, it won't be long.
And as he talked, Mokuba fell asleep sitting straight up on the giant sofa. Everyone decided they would go to a different room and let him sleep while they partied. On their way through the dining room, they grabbed some egg nog and turned up the music. The each grabbed a chair near the fireplace and started talking.
Tristan:Let's play a game!
Yugi:A game?
Tristan:Musical chairs!
Everyone:sweatdrops
Tea:How about we go find a good movie.
Kaiba:Not a bad idea, I know the perfect one.
Mai:I don't think she means Japanese Mafia, she means a Christmas movie.
Kaiba:So did I.
So he went and got a nice movie. The Santa Claus. During the movie, Serenity and Yugi started conversing, they were sitting together in a corner and each had their own blanket but...
Kaiba:You've soured my beautiful den!!! How could you do this to me? Someone get some disinfectant!
Serenity:It's not like we shit all over your floor. It was just a little kiss.
Yami:How could you sour my other half?! You little rat!
Yugi:Oh, shut up!
Everyone stares at him.
Yugi:What? They said it, how come if I say it I'm suddenly a freak?
Bakura:Because they're girls. They're supposed to say that.
Kaiba:Get out of my corner!!! If you'd known what I've done there- Nevermind.
Tea slaps him over the head yelling something about keeping secrets. Everyone gawks at them.
"Well, this has been fun. We should do it again sometime!"
And they all run out, leaving Seto and Tea in an embarrassing situation.
Kaiba:You're not going to DO it on my floor again!!!
Tea:Where's the guest room?
Tea:I didn't MAKE you come!
Ryou:Actually, you tied our hands so we couldn't run without falling over. Could you, by any chance, loosen my ropes a little?
Yugi:O no you don't, if I have to sing, so do you. Tea, tighten them for him.
Mai:Would you all just shut up! Someone ring the bell.
Joey presses a doorbell with his nose and they all stand back. The door opens slightly...
"Deck the halls with boughs of holly...."
The man at the door stands and listens for a few minutes. When it's all over, they walk to the next house.
Bakura:I'd like to deck you... Right in the nose...
Yami:Me to...
Tea:Oh shut up! Just twenty-two more houses, then we'll be at Kaiba's house and we can go in.
Tristan:What's the shortest Chrsitmas carol we all know? I propose we sing that at the rest of the houses and run for the mansion!
Serenity:Jingle bells!!!
They keep walking, all the boys have their hands tied up and the girls are each wearing fluffy red coats with white fur trim. The whole thing was Tea's idea. "Let's make people happy it's Christmas time!" she'd said, too bad nobody knew making other people happy would make them so miserable. At the next house, above all the horrible voices, Bakura could be heard slurring every word like a drunk because he couldn't feel his face.
Twenty more houses. Then, our friends could be seen walking up the long driveway to Kaiba's expensive mansion. Halfway up, Serenity found it in her heart to untie the boys and they all ran the rest of the way, stopping at the front door to pick up some snow before knocking.
The door slowly opened and Kaiba's head was all the could be seen... Until Joey let loose all the snow and despite the perfect white and cold, Kaiba's face went so red with anger and his head steamed so much that the snow melted off in less than a second.
Kaiba:Why you little!!!
Tea laughed while she watched them, like two little kids in a snowstorm. Then Mokuba peered from the doorway with a hot chocolate in one hand.
Mokuba:Everybody slowly walk into the house and they'll stay out here until they settle down a little.
Everyone walked in leaving Seto and Joey flailing in the snow bank.
The mansion was gorgeous this time of year. The skylights were filled with glistening white snow; red and green candles burned on every mantle and corner table; Christmas music could be heard quietly playing, a different song in each room; Tinsel and garlands hungs on every banister and railing; and there was a different tree with a different theme in every room.
Tea:Wow, how much did this all cost?
Mokuba:How do I know? I didn't budget it...
Just then, Joey and Seto walk back in, soaked and covered with snow.
Joey:I smell food... Good food!
They walked into the dining room where a feast was set up on a giant oak table. Three giant turkeys rest amongst mashed potatoes, squash, cranberry jellies, egg nog, carrots, peas, corn, and a huge chocolate cake. Joey was so hungry, he couldn't hold himself back so Serenity pulled him into the next room and locked the door.
Serenity:You won't ruin this Christmas for me. Now that I can see again, I want it to look as beautiful as it smells and tastes. No diving onto the table, no burping, no farting and you might actually keep your dignity this time. Don't forget to wipe your mouth when you're done, ask nicely if you want something and as for the silver:work from the outermost to the inside.
Joey:Isn't it enought that I'm wearing a red velvet suit?! Why can't I just eat like I normally do.
The rest of the gang walk in.
Mokuba:Presents!!! Santa came!!!
Everyone watched him run to the tree, start handing out the gifts wrapped in red and green foil, and tearing open his own.
Mai:So when do we start celebrating?
Seto:Soon as Mokuba goes to bed. Don't worry, it won't be long.
And as he talked, Mokuba fell asleep sitting straight up on the giant sofa. Everyone decided they would go to a different room and let him sleep while they partied. On their way through the dining room, they grabbed some egg nog and turned up the music. The each grabbed a chair near the fireplace and started talking.
Tristan:Let's play a game!
Yugi:A game?
Tristan:Musical chairs!
Everyone:sweatdrops
Tea:How about we go find a good movie.
Kaiba:Not a bad idea, I know the perfect one.
Mai:I don't think she means Japanese Mafia, she means a Christmas movie.
Kaiba:So did I.
So he went and got a nice movie. The Santa Claus. During the movie, Serenity and Yugi started conversing, they were sitting together in a corner and each had their own blanket but...
Kaiba:You've soured my beautiful den!!! How could you do this to me? Someone get some disinfectant!
Serenity:It's not like we shit all over your floor. It was just a little kiss.
Yami:How could you sour my other half?! You little rat!
Yugi:Oh, shut up!
Everyone stares at him.
Yugi:What? They said it, how come if I say it I'm suddenly a freak?
Bakura:Because they're girls. They're supposed to say that.
Kaiba:Get out of my corner!!! If you'd known what I've done there- Nevermind.
Tea slaps him over the head yelling something about keeping secrets. Everyone gawks at them.
"Well, this has been fun. We should do it again sometime!"
And they all run out, leaving Seto and Tea in an embarrassing situation.
Kaiba:You're not going to DO it on my floor again!!!
Tea:Where's the guest room?