Whoa Daddy

"Do you know what my shirt is made of?"

Jade slowly looked up from her phone to look at her girlfriend, who sat directly across from her in the asphalt cafe. She raised an eyebrow at the cheesy grin Tori was throwing at her. "What?"

"Girlfriend material."

The paler of the two girls only raised both her eyebrows at the corny line.

"Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you okay?!" Cat's voice rung in concern as she plopped down at the table with them, having heard the last thing Tori said. Jade smirked at Cat's innocence and quirks, her eyebrow raising higher at Tori's faltering smile.

"I..I'm fine Cat." Tori assured her with a smile then turned back to her smirking girlfriend, continuing. "If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber."

"Oh my God,"

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

Jade rolled her eyes, now getting annoyed and no longer amused at the incessant pick up lines.

"Do you work at Jet-Brew? Because I like you a latte," Tori's eyes sparkled, thinking she was being clever for using a pick up line related to coffee.

"Alright," Jade cleared her throat and placed her hands on the table, clasping them together and looking Tori straight in the eye. "I had a wet dream about you last night. Wanna make it a reality?"

Tori's big clever grin fell from her lips and her once tan face became as pale as her girlfriends, with a red tint covering her cheeks. "I-I-" she stuttered, unable to form a sentence or even a word.

"I'm just like milk," Jade's eyes sparkled then became smoldering. "I'll do your body good,"

"J-Jade," Tori stuttered, her face becoming even redder.

Jade cocked her head to the side, "Can I borrow 70 cents?"

"I..I.. No?"

"Then how about 69? I'm sure you can offer 69,"

Tori gaped at the line, praying for her face to return to its natural color but she knew that it was probably the color of Cat's hair.

Jade gave her a smirk and quirked an eyebrow at her, "As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit."

Cat gasped at that one, covering her mouth as Tori's ears turned red.

Jade lifted two fingers in the air, "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?"

The half Latinas face burned even more red at the question, "I-I-I don't know."

"Cause they're mine sweetheart."

Tori tried desperately to swallow but her throat was extremely dry now.

Although her girlfriend didn't seem to notice as she stood and grabbed her bag just as the boys arrived at the table to eat. "My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

Andre, Beck and Robbie stared in stunned silence as they watched Jade saunter away then looked down at the red as a tomato half Latina who couldn't seem to move.

Cat was the only one who could speak, barely above a whisper with a hand on her heart. "Whoa daddy,"