HPTV

This is just like my HMTV (Harvest Moon TV) but it's HPTV (Harry Potter TV). Enjoy!

As sad as it is I do NOT own any Harry Potter Characters, the only character in this story I own is...myself...::hangs head:: that's not fair. Oh well...have funnnnn.

~*~WaRnInG~*~ This is your last chance...if you are NOT prepared to read something totally twisted andhas no plot...well...it might, I just don't wanna disappoint you in case there isn't...then please read something else UNTIL you are prepared to read this :-D.

Harry Potter TV

Lindsay: ::sitting at host desk:: Welcome to HPTV! I'm your host Lindsay the Great!

::applause::

Lindsay: Thank you, thank you. Now, we have a great show for you today. Who knows who is going to be here! Now...

::grabs cards on desk::

Lindsay: Our first guess is a quite handsome young man. Harry Potter!

::the intro music plays and Harry Potter walks out onto the stage and over to the host's desk. He sits down in a chair.::

Lindsay: Wow, Harry Potter. It's great for you to be here with us today!

Harry: ::British accent:: Yes, I'm happy to be as well.

Lindsay: Is that real.

::Points at him::

Harry: What?

Lindsay: That accent.

Harry: Yes...

Lindsay: That's cool...I wish I could have a British accent...

Harry: That's nice.

Lindsay: Isn't it though? So, tell us a little about yourself.

Harry: Doesn't everyone already know everything about me already?

Lindsay: DON'T QUESTION ME!

Harry: ...

Lindsay: I'm waiiiiting.

Harry: Well...I'm going on 15 years old until the next book comes out, even if it takes another five years. I go to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry...

Lindsay: You're a wizard?

Harry: Yes...

Lindsay: Wow...I didn't know THAT...see, Mr. Smarty-pants, everyone doesn't know everything about you.

Harry: Uh-huh...I like to play Quidditch, I'm seeker on my house team, Gryffindor.

Lindsay: That's a funny name.

::Harry thinks about it.::

Harry: Hmm...Gryffindor is a funny name...

Lindsay: No, silly. Harry. It's a funny name. Harry...Harry...

Harry: What?

Lindsay: It's a funny name.

Harry: Gryffindor?

Lindsay: No! Harry.

Harry: What!?

Lindsay: IT'S FUNNY!

Harry: Gryffindor?

Lindsay: NO! Your name!

Harry: How is it funny?

Lindsay: It remind the word "hairy".

Harry: You're strange.

Lindsay: I know, anyway...you are going to be here for the rest of the show am I correct?

Harry: Yes, I'll be sitting in this chair...

:;points to chair next to him::

Harry: ...away from you.

Lindsay That's great, so, what do you say we call out another guest?

Harry: That sounds great!

::Harry moves into the next chair and sighs a sigh of relief.::

Lindsay: Alrighty! When we come back, Ronald Weasley!

Ron: ::Off stage:: IT'S RON!!

Lindsay: Whatever! We'll be back, after these messages!!

A/N: Yeah, I know, not THAT funny...but I'm so bored! I have nothing to do so I gotta do something! Please read and review...um...yes, if you want to leave a flame, sure, but you gotta tell me what was wrong with it! As I see it, even if it is a flame...it's a review...and that means you read it!! Hehehe...