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Orochimaru smiled as he looked over the recovering Konoha from his perch on the Hokage Monument. It had been a week since the Kyuubi Attack and his sensei was beginning to discover Orochimaru's many experiments. It was only a matter of time until he found him, so he figured that he would leave now instead of risking losing all of his precious research. He already moved all of his research findings and material to a location that he wanted to found a village in. It would be what he always wanted Konoha to be… a place where people could start anew and a place filled with knowledge.

He even had a follower by the name of Kabuto. He would stay here under the pretext that his memory of serving in Root was erased by the Yamanaka Clan recently and was adopted by the head surgeon. Orochimaru sighed when he began to think about this. He would be all alone in his new village, and it was extremely boring experimenting on people with no-one to witness it. Not many people knew this, but he really did enjoy teaching young minds. Sure most people would find his teaching material a bit evil, but in his new village he'd make his experiments volunteer only for shinobi and civilians. Honestly… that Tenzo kid who survived his experiments would be one of the strongest shinobi in the village because of him. Sadly, he could not carry the boy with him to his village so he would leave him here to be found.

Orochimaru shook himself out of his thoughts on the village again. Now what was he thinking about again…? Oh yes, who to bring with him to his future village. While he did want to be immortal, he did not want to be ruler of a village all of his long eternity. He would rather travel around, learning new things as he did instead of being in one place constantly. Maybe Anko would be a good choice for his successor… no, Orochimaru changed his mind seconds after thinking that idea. While Anko was sure to come with him while escaping the village, she was too kind hearted to lead a village or even be his apprentice for that matter. She was a follower, not a leader from what Orochimaru had seen, even though she would do whatever Orochimaru told her to without question. That was unfortunate, he had put a lot of work into Anko. Oh well, he was sure he would find someone… better… suited… Orochimaru slowly stopped his thoughts as he looked down to the Fourth Hokage's head.

A smile that truly belonged to a snake more than a human grew on Orochimaru's face as a plot began forming in his head. What better way to receive a successor than to raise one from scratch? Yes, yes, he would be exactly the right pick for the job. He had the heritage after all, and a tailed beast to boot. While Orochimaru did not show it, he was incredibly loyal and only wanted to strengthen his village. His loyalty was only broken when Sarutobi had made what he thought was the wrong choice in hokage, therefore weakening the village and making it no longer his village. The village he created would be different, it would be the strongest and would eventually destroy Konoha to show them what their decision had cost them. He chuckled slowly as he thought of all the villagers reacting to the sound of their village burning and their shinobi dying. Hey, that gave him an idea… The Village Hidden in the Sound, or Otogakure, sounded like a fine name for a village didn't it? Yes, that name would do greatly…

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Hiruzen sighed as he looked over a crib with a small, blond child in it. In another few weeks the boy would be taken to the orphanage and taken care of there. Although, the more the old man looked at the boy, the more he wanted to just give the boy to his son to take care of. There really was no-one who could care for the boy at this time though. Jiraiya had firmly stated that he could not take care of the child on the road and his spy network was very important to Konoha. Kakashi was still suffering from the pain of losing almost everyone, if not everyone, close to him. He still wasn't convinced Orochimaru wasn't a pedophile or experimenting on the people of Konoha. On top of all that, Tsunade had flat out refused to take care of the boy because she always traveled and the boy looked too much like Nawaki from the picture he sent her.

As Hiruzen left the boy's makeshift room in the Sarutobi Clan compound, he couldn't help but think about his wayward student. He had changed ever since Hiruzen had overlooked him for position of hokage. Orochimaru had brought up some great points of why he should rule instead of Minato, but he had always seen him as too much like Danzo. Of course, he knew that without Danzo Konoha would not be nearly as strong as it was now, but that was why Danzo needed to be there instead of Hokage. Hokages had to be people that everyone looked up to, the ones who could do no wrong and defend their people. Being like that got them more jobs after all. People like Danzo were much better suited to handle things like assassinations or conspiracies that resulted in deaths of many. Orochimaru would be great for that position, but he had his eyes set on hokage.

Hiruzen was cut off by his musings by a baby's cry and immediately went to Naruto's room. He hastily ripped off his robes to reveal his battle armor and summoned Enma before breaking down the door in a battle-ready stance. What he saw almost made him drop Enma and growl in anger.

"Orochimaru… I should have known it was you who would do something like this." Right in the middle of the room was Orochimaru with Naruto in one hand and the sword he had recently stolen from Kusagakure.

"Why hello sensei," Orochimaru said in that mocking tone of voice he always used in battle. "I don't believe we've ever fought since our little bell test have we?" Orochimaru blocked an overhead strike from Hiruzen and jumped back before the weight became too much.

"As much as I would love to stay and chat sensei, I must be going now. Little Naruto and I will be going off to learn immortality. Until next time sensei…" Orochimaru smiled before putting away his sword, Hiruzen would rather not say how, and summoning three giant snakes to cover his retreat.

"Damn you Orochimaru!" Hiruzen yelled as he suddenly had to deal with tree snakes attacking his compound. He only hoped none of his family would be killed by them.

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Orochimaru chuckled slowly as he leapt from tree to tree to the location he planned on building Otogakure in. He silently congratulated himself on leaving at this time instead of waiting for his sensei to find his research. Jiraiya was scheduled to come to the village in about a month and it would be messy if the two were to battle. Oh well, good planning skills do come in handy. As he began thinking about his village and how he was going to 'convince' the feudal lord to allow him to build one Naruto began to cry.

Orochimaru sighed and began burping the young child. "It is alright little Naruto. I am going to make you the most powerful ninja on this planet, and you will be the one who will make the Hidden Sound rise to greatness. Of course, we will need to change your name and look when we get there, wouldn't want hunter nins to find you after all. How does Akuma sound? Naruto was a stupid name anyway." Orochimaru saw how Naruto, no, Akuma began to giggle at the new name. He guessed that meant he liked the name.

The rest of the trip went off without a hitch and Orochimaru found that in the short time they had been traveling, he had already became attached to the brat. With a few earth style jutsus that had Akuma clapping his chubby hands, the beginning of Otogakure was formed. In the future, it would be thought of as a village where anyone could have a fresh start in life, where scientists could achieve their wildest dreams. Where if you didn't have a bloodline trait, you could have a new one implanted, and even if you didn't you were still thought of as valuable. It would be a place where the impossible became possible. But, that was still a large way off, right now it was little more than a hole that needed all of Orochimaru's material moved in. However, thanks to a boy barely a week old, it would become the strongest village in history…

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Jiraiya sighed as he surveyed the damage of the village he loved. He had left a week ago and had just returned as quick as possible to the news that Orochimaru had left the village and had destroyed half the Sarutobi Clan on his way out, as well as kidnapping Naruto Uzumaki. He had barely been able to control himself when he heard a few villagers say that the two demons of Konoha were gone. Unfortunately, when he returned the trail was already three days old. As it was hard to track Orochimaru on a three hour trail, a three day train was pretty much impossible, even for him.

However, Jiraiya had already promised himself something. He would stop at nothing to find his godson and old best friend and return them both to the village. He would take care of Naruto instead of running like he did when he was born, he still thought that if he had been there to take care of him then this wouldn't have happened. Jiraiya sighed and changed course from the bathhouse he was going to go do research on. He would go to the hokage's office immediately this time, and nothing would stop him from finding his godson.

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Well, how did you guys like it? I've been toying around with this idea for a while and finally decided to try and write it. Now, I will be the first to say I am not the best writer on this site, and I am not trying to be. I will still try the best I can and if you guys could review to tell me things you think I did wrong or things you guys think I should add, don't be shy. This first chapter actually wasn't that good to me but to be honest, first chapters and summaries are the bane of my existence. Finally, this story will not be on a schedule as I have work, school, surgery recovery, and a DBZ story I have neglected for too long to do. I hope you enjoy the story and please rate and review.