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A/N: Hi there.
Kate: Well that was bland
Anni: Well I'm sorry but how would you have started this? They don't know us!
Kate: I would have said. WELCOME PEOPLE OF FANFIC WORLD I AM KATE THE MOST EPIC PERSON IN EXISTENCE and this is Anni.
Anni: Hey don't I get an awesome title too? I mean, I'm supposed to be the crazy and immature one in this story! And Laura. But she's not here yet so we can say whatever we like about her here.
Kate: Wellllllllll…..um….ok sure.
Anni: Back to the intro! Uhh… back to you Kate.
Kate: Hey don't put this on me you started it.
Anni: Ya but you didn't like my ABSOLUTELY AMAZING INTRO OF: hi there.
Kate: mmmmmmmmmm….Let's start with the story!
Anni: Anyways, the story starts in The Academy. Not the Naruto one, the one floating in space in a different dimension that you didn't know about until I told you. This is where we train to become Dimension Walkers.
Kate: If you don't know what those are they are people that can open portals to different dimensions at will.
Anni: And copy skills and powers. We're pretty badass.
Kate: Now that that is clear, on with the story!
P.S. The story will take place in the Naruto universe later on. Starting chapter 2, so try to put up with it until then... or just skip straight to it.
Enjoy!
KATE'S POV
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Hi…. I'm in the middle of training right now so I'm not really focusing on the story but I'll try my best.
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I dove under the stream of flames that our resident pyromaniac threw at my head. Anni cackled loudly, "You will never escape my wrath!"
THUMP
"Anni you made them faint now we'll have to carry them all the way to the nurse but I'll have to do it myself cause you're freaking lazy."
Anni turned around. "Who, what? Who fainted! I thought only the most experienced people were allowed in here!"
I sighed with exasperation, "The Level Ones of course! They are in the middle of orientation and the tour of the Academy. YOU scared them so much that they fainted and NOW WE HAVE TO CARRY THEM ALL THE WAY TO THE NURSE!"
THUMP
"Jeez Kate, you're such a hypocrite."
I looked behind me and saw the rest of the Level Ones lying in a heap on the floor. I turned back around and stated "I'm going to go dig a hole and die don't bother me unless you want to die too."
"Well that was very dark. But before you do that let's get these spineless squirts out of the Level Five training room. You know, I swear that we had more guts when we were in Level One."
"Anni that's just mean….but true."
XxX
I collapsed on the floor of the dorm room. Those little kids were so heavy! What had they been eating?
I looked around the dorm room to see if everything was still there, a.k.a. not burnt to a crisp, collapsed, or torn to shreds thanks to Anni's many booby traps and... pranks (that turn out to be very dangerous and violent). The pranks had started in Level Two when Anni decided to set up a prank for me and Laura that consisted of a huge bucket of flammable slime being poured over us then having many fireworks set off in the room while trained parrots shouted "surprise", "I gotcha" and "boo-ya!". I learned to very important things about Anni that day. Never, I repeat never take her chocolate or cupcakes or cookies, and two, she can be very creative when she wants to.
"Helllllllllllooooooooooooo!"
Enter Laura. The crazy, OCD, yet focused on schoolwork, and skilled (you can tell she helped with this part) lame joker!
I watched as Laura walked into the room. She just stood there and studied the scene. She had a hand to her chin in thought.
"I'm not sure whether to ask what happened or just facepalm."
Anni grinned, "Just facepalm. It'll be easier and Kate is gonna tell you anyways"
"Don't tell me that you set off another of your pranks on someone and Kate got blamed for it."
Anni bounced on the chair she was sitting on with a demonic grin on her face.
I sighed, "No, she just scared a bunch of Level Ones in orientation so they fainted."
"Then you scared them by yelling at me so the rest of them fainted."
"So we're even."
Laura sighed. "Alright, anyways, wasn't there something we were supposed to do, like study for a test, or..."
Something triggered in my brain. We had forgot to get ready for the big grad exam that would mark the end of our Level Five year and would grant us the ability to go to any dimension for work, and not have to ask permission first.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Anni stared at me blankly. "What? Were you going to go on a date or something?
I almost screamed in exasperation. "NO! We have to train for the big exam! And why would I go on a date?"
"Yeah, you're right. Why would you ever go on a date?" Anni grinned.
"ANNI!" I screamed while preforming a perfect handspring off the floor and then football tackling her, starting a fist fight between the three of us.
XxX Skip to an hour later XxX
The three of us lay groaning on the floor in the middle of the demolished room. The dinner bell rang but we were all too beat up and tired to do anything. Except for Laura, who wasn't in the fiercest part of the fight which consisted of me trying to drown Anni with my water element powers and Anni trying to light me on fire with her fire element powers. Of course she was the only one who could stand and try to walk to the cafeteria, but fell over halfway to the door.
"You know guys, we might have gone a little overkill with this." I muttered.
"No kidding." Anni said sarcastically.
Laura groaned. "Uuuuuuggggghhhhh... Kaaaaaaate... heeeeellllppp... meeeeee..."
I rolled my eyes. "Fine."
My healing magic spread around the room like a blue mist, healing everybody's bruises and scratches.
"Yesssssss... we liiiiive...!"
"Hey, I can move now!"
"I'm not dead after all!"
I rolled my eyes again. "Well we should probably get going. Don't wanna get in trouble with Ms. Nutball."
XxX
Sure enough at the cafeteria just as we sit down, a skinny alien teacher by the name of Ms. Nubal came up behind. She was nicknamed The Nutball by us humans... all three of us. Yeah, humans aren't very well liked among the Academy, we're thought of as immature (true), irresponsible (kinda true), weak, pathetic, and most commonly... prey (all untrue).
"And how would your studying for the final exams be going? You look like you have been... training hard."
What is she trying to say?
How should I know?
Shut up you two, she'll know we're talking!
How?
Duh, she can see our expressions!
And any time now she's gonna say...
"Now girls, I hope you aren't communicating telepathically, or I will have to give you all detention. And you know how I would hate to do that..."
"No Ms. Nubal. " We chorused with the most innocent faces we could make. (Which were pretty damn good with all our years of practice)
"Good."
She turned around and left, while we sighed with relief and finally got to sit down and enjoy dinner. Before we realized that we still had a 30 minute elite class preparing for the magical aspect of the exam.
I groaned. "We're screwed."
A/N
Anni: Hi there again
Kate: You just said that you weren't going to say thhat again.
Anni: Well I added 'again'. And your spelling is horrible. THHAT?! What, are you getting a new hat or something? Plus, all I wanted to say was bye and thanks for reading our first ever chapter of our FIRST EVER FANFIC!
Kate: I don't care about what you were going to say! I'm getting Tobi!
-runs crying to find Tobi-
Anni: Well now it's just you and me, peeps. Yes, we will be getting into the Naruto part of the fanfic but we're not quite there yet. And I want to do pairings, but Kate doesn't. So just to clarify things, that's it for now.
In the distance: Tobi's a good boy!...