Whims of a Pregnant Woman
By: russetfangs
Author's note: nwehehe… sorry for not updating in my other stories! Wahaha… I feel so useless and so lazy. Anyway, here is another SasuSaku fic which is focuses more on humor. Thanks for all the reviewers of my other fics… I love you all! This would probably the shortest fic I would ever write.
Disclaimer's note: gjdgldkklaghald…. Got that? (I don't own Naruto)
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Another normal day at the Uchiha's residence. The couple was having a nice talk over breakfast, sitting like lazy bums. Sakura was happily rubbing her tummy, smiling as she scooped rice in her bowl. While her husband was looking bored and slowly scratching his back.
"sasuke, honey…"
"hm?"
"I think I liked strawberries…"
"it's summer…"
"so?"
"nobody supplies the market with strawberries during summer"
"but…"
"hn"
"but our son wants to eat strawberries…"
"really?" he cocked an eyebrow at his wife careful not to be annoyed for it might trigger sudden unrelated emotions just like yesterday.
"hai… Sasuke-kun"
"hn"
Sakura smiled, knowing that she would triumph in the end.
"come closer, Sakura"
"hm?"
"I want to hear… the baby" he mentally slapped himself for being an idiot but continued it nonetheless.
"uhh..ok"
Sakura leaned to Sasuke's side and allowed him to position his head over her belly.
"hmm"
"Sasuke-kun?"
"the baby says it's ok for him to eat dried rice"
"huh?"
"yeah… try to listen too"
"SASUKE!"
"what?"
He knew his wife was heating up again. God knows what would happen if she blows up… so, feeling his failure, he got up and said he was going to the market and buy "strawberries".
"good", the pregnant woman replied while watching Sasuke's back moved away.
Later that day, he came back, exhausted and sweaty. Sakura had a face full of concern but after seeing Sasuke's plastic bag of goodies, she grimaced and looked at him intently.
"so… this is what you call strawberries?"
"in my vocabulary it is a berry"
"s-t-r-a-w berries Sasuke-kun! Not just plain 'berries'"
"hn..it's the same as berries anyway"
"it's tomatoes! One might imagine it as vegetable too!"
"well, it's a common misconception"
"but I want strawberries!"
"tomatoes tastes better than strawberries, you know"
the stubborn husband picked up a piece, chewed it and said,
"try to eat some too"
"SASUKE!" she shrieked…
"what?"
author's notes: sorry if it is not so funny for you. review so that i would know if I should write more of this or not. Hehe… thanks!