"Ode To Iggy"
Fang loves Max
And sure, that's fine,
So I constantly tell Ella
"Back off, he's mine!"
How I cried when your parents
Took you away,
And I clapped for joy
When you ran astray.
Your strawberry blonde hair
Makes me go dizzy
Relentlessly like how Nudge's hair
Is always so frizzy.
My friends say that you're
Too young for me,
But seriously, how long
Can one year be?
Oh dear Iggy,
You are my sweet prince.
I heard you were blind,
And I have loved you since.
A/N: *Sigh* If only he could respond....Oh wait! Duh! I'm a writer! I can make him respond!!!!! Iggy...RESPOND. NOW.
Iggy: You're weird...
Me: *Sobs*