I'm using Collective Soul's "Run" lyrics and rhythms. This song is from
the point of view from a die-hard Res. Evil fan, of course.
Gun
Are these games outrageous
I've never seen this board before
If life's the prize, I'll survive more
Now with the P1's passing,
There's no more games to rate Mature
I long to buy their next grandeur
Have I seen the last playstation
Have I loaded up my last gun
Yeah, my gun...
Can Redfield cure this virus,
From a foreign factory
I weaken with each bite that stings
Now in this town we're mirthless
I'm going to kill undead zombies
and I'm loadin' saves from old follies
If I've got low ammo, I'll run
Protection comes from my last gun
Yeah, my gun...
Yeah, my gun...
Cue jealousy-inspiring Electric Guitar
Cause it's been a long day
The next game's due in May
And it's too dark a road to run
And I hope I'll still have my gun
Yeah, my gun...
Wonder if they'll come out with one
Yeah, my gun...
Right, they did and it blew a ton
Yeah, my gun...
"Survivor" should be played by none
Yeah, my gun...
Guess I'll wait for the prequel, son.
FADE OUT
This homage/parody came about as I was replaying Leon's adventure in Resident Evil 2.
I was running through the RPD and decided I wanted to listen to something
that would lift my spirits as I had just been killed far from a typewriter.
So I get down to the sewer areas and realize that I forgot to develop the film in the
dark room. I decided to kill my game score on time rather then merit of case-closing
and go back. That's when "Run" rolls of of my library and I find myself answering
every statement in the song. It all relates to the Res. Evil universe. I suggest you
try it when the games are pissing you off. Come up with some stuff on your own... Anyhoo,
I think mother is calling from the crow's perch. Look out Chambers, you sword glows much
too strong, you are likely to be eaten by a grue! Woah, wrong games there...
Lyle
Red Mink, Spinning the Jack