AN: This is my first story. Please like.
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Luke gulped down his coffee enthusiastically, eyes nearly bulging out of their sockets. Across the table from him, Darth Vader sighed into his respirator. "Isn't that, like, your third cup of coffee?" he asked in exasperation. His own cup of coffee sat cold in front of him as he waited for his son's answer.
He nodded quickly. "Oh yeah!" he replied, his body shaking with the amount of caffeine he had taken in. "I love this stuff! Wanna try it?"
"Nooo!" Vader roared and slammed his fists into the table, knocking over his coffee in the process. "Anything but that! That stuff is tainted with the light side! Besides, how am I supposed to drink it through my mask? I'll die if I take it off!"
Luke rolled his eyes. "No it isn't!" he insisted. "If it was, you wouldn't have gotten it. And you could get a straw for your mask. Simple as that!"
"I have not had a single sip of it," Vader stated. Bad idea.
"WHAAAT!?!" he shrieked. The boy shoved the cup in his father's face. "Drink it! You'll LOVE it!"
Vader stretched out his gloved hand and used the Force to crush the cup. "I think you have had enough coffee, son," he said. "Come now. It is time I took you to meet my boss: The Emperor."
"No, I insist, dad!" Luke then realized that his cup was destroyed. He shrugged. "Okay, I guess I'll just get some more. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!!" he yelled as he ran to the counter to order another coffee.
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An hour later...
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Luke is jumping around the room after five more cups of coffee, laughing, giggling, and snorting like a maniac. Vader and everybody else in the coffee shop ducked just in time, avoiding the hyper, caffeinated boy as he bounced off the walls abd leaped off the tables with seemingly never-ending energy. The Dark Lord shook his head. "I knew I shouldn't have taken him out for coffee before meeting the boss," he muttered as Luke gorged down another half-gallon of coffee.