So one day Michaelangelo, Donnatello, Raphael and Leonardo were sitting around the sewer.
"What do you want to do" Donnatello said.
"I'm horney lets hav sex" They agreed.
So they al;l got in a daisy chain and were humpin their brains out when Splinter ran out and began screaming random things cuz he was high then he fell and almost died I guess.
Apirl was so mad nobody took splinter to a hospital but then she remember he was a giant stinking rat so she lolled and continued to give blowjobs.
Shredder suddenly appeared and started crying because he wasn't invited. So he was like DO A BARREL ROLL and ran out crying hysterically. But it was ok becuz Casey was there and hje gav him sympathy sex.
In the end all the turtles got pregnant and exploded.
THE END