Mario:Luigi,where are you?
Luigi:(whispering)I WASNT HERE!
Dk:Lui,you were just eating!
Lui:Yea.But its Marios cereal!Mushroom Crunchies!
Dk:Theres a cereal called Mushroom Crunchies?
Lui:(turns around and bangs head aganst chair then scurres away)
Mario:Dk,have you seen-(notices his cereal box is open)WHO WAS EATING MY MUSHROOM CRUNCHIES!
Dk:Lui ate them.
Mari:LUUUUUUUUI!(chases after him)
Lui:DANGIT DK!
Dk:I know theres something that says theyre not related...
Lui:HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPP!
Peach:(is run over by Lui)HEY!
Master Hand:(Picks up Lui and Mari)
Mari:Maaaaaaaar...HELP ME!
Mar(from Orphan) walks over to Mari.Orphan then appears.
Orphan:This girl must REALLY like the game Orphan...
(A/N:YES!I LIKE ORPHAN AND IM DANG WELL PROUD OF IT!)
(At this point,the auther is crazy enough to write a OrphanxDk fic.)
Orphan:(loudly)I LOVE YOU DK!
(In fact,its starting to be one.)
Dk:(like a little girl)AHHHHHHHHHH!
Orphan:(chases Dk while making kissy faces and kissy noises)
Dk:(screaming at the top of his lungs)ORPHAN,YOU GAY MAN,IM STRAIGHT!
(At this point,Orphan soon relizes what he is doing and decids to continue.)
Dk:(at the top of his lungs)WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME?
A/N:Calling the men in white coats?DONT!I CANNOT GO BACK TO REHAB!
Man#1:GET HER!BEFOR SHE ESCAPES!
Oh,crap.(runs away)
Man#2:YOU WONT GET AWAY THIS TIME!
(laughs like a loco person who needs to go to the Loony Bin while dodging the two men in white coats)REVEIW PLEASE!ILL UPDATE SOON!(is tackled by the two men)MOTHER-
Man#1:(hands a roll of tape to Man#2)
Man#2:(takes tape and slaps a piece across my mouth)
(with tape across mouth)NO!I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO REHAB!IM TO STUPID TO GO TO REHAB!PLUS,IM NOT THAT LOCO!IIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAATE YOOOOOOOOOU!
I hate them.
JeniSparrow