A\N: Yeah. I'm nuts. Live.
Kira heard guitars.
She mumbled something about a song and rolled over.
A loud, "HEY!" changed that.
Bolting upright, Kira looked around frantically. Was Mesegog attacking? What in the world...oh, no, nobody was hurt, were they?
"I know a girl who's tough but sweet..."
Kira blinked. What the..
"She's got everything that I desire."
That was not a dream. Or, unfortunatly, the neighbor's stereo.
"She's so hot she sets the sun on fire."
Kira walked over to the window.
"I want Kir-a, I want Kir-a," Conner sang, on one knee, while her band rocked out around him.
"Oh, no. Oh, God, no." Kira murmered.
This wasn't happening.
"Gonna see you when the sun goes down."
Please no.
"There's no finer girl in town."
Kira shut her eyes, trying to block it out.
"You're my girl, you're what the doctor ordered--"
"CONNER MCKNIGHT!"
The singing stopped. The band, having speakers aimed at the window, didn't. The backup singer started in on the chorus. "I want Kir-a, I want Kir-"
A well-aimed lamp nearly shattered on his head. The band started making some very strange noises, followed by almost inchoerent screams, missiles, and occasionally the word 'traitor', 'Conner', or 'insane'.
Needless to say, long before Kira had exhausted her missiles or temper, the band was history.