There's more than meets the eye-
This is my first story. I hope you like it!
CPOV
I got home from a long night at the police station to see that the annoying Cullen kid's car was in my spot in my driveway.
Ingrateful little punk!
I got out of the police cruiser only to see that the lights were off in the house, I couldn't imagine why, seeing as Bella was home, and it wasn't early enough for natural light. I pulled open the door, to see that there were multiple items of clothing littering the floor. Bella must've dropped them when she was doing laundry. That's when I realized, there were men's clothes here. And they were definitely too small to be mine! Oh, my god! I was trying to think of ways that I could've misinterpreted this when I heard it.
"Edward. EdwaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!! OH EDWARD! HARDER!! FASTER!! FASTER!! HARDER!! AH, YESS!!" That little brat was probably in Bella's room fucking her now! I ran upstairs to hear the springs in Bella's bed groaning and protesting.
"Bellllllllaaaaaa! Oh, yes! Oh, that's so hot! Ooooooh!" Grrrrrrrrr…….
I flung open the door, to see Bella jumping up and down on her bed, wearing nothing but a tank top and shorts. Edward was sitting at her desk; pounding on the space bar, fast and hard. There was a fan on, and I noticed that Bella's room was stifling.
"Hey, dad. Wanna watch Edward destroy the Evil space monkeys?"
Well, Bella. That just took 20 years off of my life, thanks.