-: On the Net :-
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Author's Note: This is…about the 26th rewrite for this one shot. (It just bothers me when I know I didn't spell the word 'minute' right.)
-: E-Mail :-
"I'm going to school!" Yugi caught the Eggo waffle that popped out of the toaster and six feet into the air. The door slammed and complete silence filled the room.
"L'Eggo-my-eggo!" Yami stumbled down the stairs in desperation to save his Eggo waffle from the evil waffle bandit. "DAMN!" He paced around the kitchen as the replacement waffle burned in the toaster.
"You've got mail."
Yami jumped and scanned the room for the source of the voice.
"You've got mail." A pop-up appeared on Yugi's computer screen.
"I do?" Yami scratched his head.
"Empty the mail box." The computer beeped.
"Alright, but if you make a move on my waffle I swear I'll…make you wish you didn't make a move on my waffle…" Yami quickly dashed outside. "All I found was a dead squirrel and it wasn't even in my mail box." He huffed and tossed the squirrel next to the computer.
"To view your Inbox, press the space key." The computer beeped.
Yami ran away and searched through the jar of keys on the kitchen table, completely ignoring his smoking waffle. "Ughhh! I found plenty of car keys and truck keys, but I can't find a single radamned space key!"
"Press the left mouse key to view your mail." The computer beeped.
Yami ran outside once again. He came back in panting holding a tiny gray mouse upside down. "I found the mouse and I see a nose, a mouth, and a tail, but I don't see any left keys!"
"Press the left mouse key." The computer beeped.
"I don't see where you're going with this…" Yami mumbled as he poked the mouse. "I give up!" He screamed in frustration and dropped the beaten mouse on the computer mouse.
Yugi's mail Inbox popped up on the screen. "You have one message." The computer beeped.
"I don't want a massage I want mail!" Yami slammed his fists on the keyboard in anger and deleted all of the saved messages in Yugi's Inbox.
-: Shopping Online :-
"Welcome! You may begin browsing your favorite online shopping sites and purchase whatever you like with the click of a button." The computer beeped.
"Shopping in my pajamas! …why does Yugi have Victoria's Secret listed under his favorites?..." Yami aimlessly clicked shiny buttons.
"Thank you for your purchase. Your bill will be mailed to you soon!" The computer beeped.
"Bill? Ah, like a fifty dollar bill!" Yami smiled and exited the Victoria's Secret homepage.
-: Chat :-
Yahoo Chat appeared on the screen.
"I think that's my favorite kind of cheese…" Yami scratched his head.
"Hey Yami!" Tea's voice blasted out of the speakers.
"Who's there?!" Yami fell off of the spin chair he was seated on.
"It's me silly!" Tea replied with a giggle.
"Who's 'me silly'? Leave me alone fan girl!" Yami screamed bloody murder and jumped behind the computer for cover.
Nibbling sounds came from underneath the computer before the screen sparked and turned pitch black.
Yami glanced down as the tiny bruised mouse happily chewing through the thickest cable attached to the computer.
The door swung open and Yami dashed into the nearest closet.
"Pharaoh I'm home!" Yugi opened the hallway closet door and stared straight into the face of his frightened spirit.
-: The Next Day :-
"I will never meddle with the almighty powers of Yugi's computer again…" Yami sighed as he sat on the couch watching television with Yugi.
"I'll be right back. I'm going to get the mail." Yugi jumped off the couch and Yami's eyes widened to the size of Eggo waffles.
"What the hell is this? Why did I get a bill for 700$ from Victoria's Secret?" Yugi fumed, and Yami ran into the closet once again.