I honestly can't believe that there are only 2 Mrs Brown's Boys stories (Counting this one)
Anything undelined is when someone breaks the fourth wall
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes was doing the washing up in the house. Winnie was there talking about Jacko.
"So if everything goes well, Jacko will be out of the hospital by the end of the week" said Winnie
"I'll believe it when I see it" said Agnes
"I gotta go Agnes, I was sent some new products to test" said Winnie before leaving
"Hello there, nice to see you again, you just missed Winnie talking about Jacko coming out of the hospital...yeah right, with his luck he'll get out of the building but something will cause him to go back in a fucking hour" said Agnes
Cathy enters.
"Morning Mammy" she said
"Good morning Cathy, did you sleep well last night?" asked Agnes
"Yes I did mammy, was Winnie just in here?" asked Cathy
"Yep, she said Jacko is coming out of the hospital...I'll believe it when I see it"
"By the way Mammy, Liam called yesterday, he said that he was coming over for a few days" said Cathy
"Liam's coming over?" asked Agnes
"Yes, and he's bringing Nick with him" said Cathy
"That's brilliant, I haven't seen Liam in years since he married Anne"
"I know, we all haven't seen him"
"I don't like Anne, she's a bitch" said Agnes
"We all know that, I gotta go to work now" said Cathy
Agnes walked into the living room, just as Grandad walked down the stairs.
"Morning grandad" said Agnes
"You seem happy today, normally you greet me by hitting me on the head with something" said Grandad
He sits down in his seat.
"Well I am happy today, Liam's coming" said Agnes
"Which one is he?" asked grandad
"He's the artist" said Agnes, she didn't literally mean that, Liam's career was to do with art, but he was really an art teacher
"Oh right, I hope he brings Anne with him" said Grandad
Agnes stands in silence befotre hitting him over the head with a tray.
==Later==
"I can't believe it, Liam's finally visiting" said Agnes
There is a knock at the door. Agnes answers it to reveal Mark, Betty and Bono.
"Hello son, did you hear?" asked Agnes
"Yeah, Liam's visiting" said Mark
Mark, Betty and Bono enter, in the kitchen are already Cathy, Rory, Dino and Trevor.
There is another knock at the door.
"That's them" said Agnes
She answers the door to reveal a tall man with brown hair and a mustache/beard.
"Liam, it's great to see you" said Agnes
"Hello Mammy" said Liam
"Is Nick with you?" asked Agnes
"Yeah he is, NICK!" said Liam
A teenage boy with short, brunette hair entered.
"Hello Nick, long time no see" said Agnes
"Hey granny" said Nick
"So, why don't you make your way to the kitchen?" asked Agnes
"Alright" said Liam
Nick and Liam entered the kitchen to see everyone.
"Hello everyone" said Liam
"Hey Liam, how have you been?" asked Mark
"I've been better" said Liam
"What's wrong?" asked Mark
"I'll talk to you about it later" said Liam
==Foley's==
Agnes is talking to Winnie.
"So Winnie, what happened to Jacko this time?" asked Agnes
"Nothing, he's in the house right now" said Winnie
"WHAT?"
"JACKO IS IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!" yelled Winnie
"Winnie, Why are you fucking shouting?"
"Because you said 'What' so I assumed that you didn't hear me" said Winnie
Mrs Nicholson came over to them, she wanted to talk to Agnes at her house, but Agnes wasn't there, so she knew there was only one place she could be.
"Hello Agnes" said Hillary
"Hello Hillary, what do you want?" asked Agnes
"I just wanted to talk" said Hillary
"And we talked, now shag off" said Agnes
"I heard about your son Liam visiting you for a few days" said Hillary
"That's nice" said Agnes
"Don't toy with me Agnes Brown"
"Whatever"
"Anyway, I was curious if it was Ok if I could talk to him, I heard he was an art teacher and I need a family portrait of the Nicholson family done"
"No, you cannot talk with him"
"Why?" asked Hillary
"Because his wife is the only slapper that he should ever talk to"
"I'll pay him 100 euro"
"When can he start" asked Agnes
==Brown's house==
Liam is sitting on the settee, Nick was sitting next to him. Agnes walks through the door.
"Hello Liam" said Agnes
"Hey mammy, listen mammy, there's something I need to talk to you about"
"What is it?" asked Agnes
"Is it ok if me and Nick stay for a few extra weeks than we said?"
"Why son?" asked Agnes
Liam hesitates to answer
"Me and Anne are getting divorced" said Liam
"Excuse me a second"
Agnes enters the kitchen and starts to dance.
"So there is a chance that I'm never going to see her again?" asked Agnes
"Yeah" replied Liam
"YEEESSS! AH HA! I'M NEVER GOING TO SEE THAT BITCH AGAIN!" cheered Agnes
She re-enters the sitting room to see Liam and Nick staring at her unconfortably.
"Did I say that out loud?" she asked
"No, you shouted it out loud" said Nick
"Shit"
"Mammy, not infront of Nick" said Liam
Nick stares at Liam
"What?" asked Liam
"Dad, I'm 16" said Nick
"Anyway, why are you divorcing the queen B..." asked Agnes
"Well..." said Liam, before Agnes cut him off
"I-T-C-H?"
"Well, we were growing apart, we wanted different things, I wanted to bring the spark back into our marriage..." said Liam
"And what did she want?" asked Agnes
"She wanted to have sex with the security guard at the market" said Liam
"Difference is that she got what she wanted" said Nick
"Nick, that's your mother" said Liam
"I know" said Nick
"Well, you two can stay here as long as you like, as long as you feckin' like" said Agnes
"Thanks mammy" said Liam
"Now, it's getting late, I think we should get to sleep" said Agnes
"Ok" said Liam
The three went upstairs, but Nick stopped halfway.
"Granny, is it OK if I bring a guest over?" he asked
"Who did you want to bring over?" asked Agnes
"My girlfriend"
"Aw, of course you can bring her over" said Agnes
"Thanks Granny"
Nick went upstairs as Agnes turns her attention to the audience
"Well, 2 new people living here...I'm thrilled to have Liam back here...And if he gets married again, I hope it's to someone who will always make him happy, like how Betty makes Mark happy, or Maria makes Dermot happy, or Dino and Rory, or Winnie and Jacko...I still can't believe that he's out of the hosptial..." said Agnes before she was cut off by the phone ringing
"Hello, how do do do?" she asked
"Oh, Hi Winnie...what?...really?...well alright...see you tomorrow" she said
"Scratch that, Jacko's wheelchair ran over something and the landed on his arm...Cathy owes me 10 euro, goodnight" said Agnes, before the end credits roll, they were the same, except 2 things were added
"Michael Lanaghan as Liam Brown"
and
"Nicholas Cornish as Nick Brown"
That ends that episode, only 5 more to go
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