Ichigo and the RDA Robot with some guy in it

"This is a restricted area! Leave now, or I will kick your ass!" yelled Able Ryder, the soldier from the Avatar video game and the one inside the AMP Suit (a mecha robot). He is blocking the way of Ichigo Kurosaki, a Soul Reaper who suddenly lost most of his powers (like teleportation and getsuga tensho) one day ago.

"Let me in," Ichigo angrily yells. "There are souls over there on the battlefield. I need to transport them to the Soul Society. Now!"

"I bet your Soul Reaper friends can do the job for you."

"No! They can't. They're too busy from Earth and other places. Just let me in!"

Able Ryder is getting tired of this argument. It's somehow giving him a headache, a little bit. It has been forty minutes. He replied, "I'm sorry Ichigo. But the first battle from the Second Avatar film cannot be disturbed. Yes, there are souls that need your help. But if the living Navi and the humans saw you, they will kill you. Including the souls your trying to rescue, they will kill you too."

"I'm a Soul Reaper. I can handle things," Ichigo said.

"But you lost most of your powers."

"I don't care. I will take the risk."

Able Ryder laughs. "You retard. I can scare you off with my AMP suit. Leave now or I'll kick your sorry ass." After many arguments that lasted fifty seconds, Ryder's robot then attacks Ichigo.

Later, Ichigo is defeated easily by Ryder's AMP robot. Ryder says "Give it up Ichigo. You lost. Leave now. Or I'll kick your ass again."

Ichigo yelled, "OH COME ON! The Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2 will gather all the souls from the battle. He will take them to Genesis Eden, a spirit world which is better than Soul Society. Please, let me go!"

"For the last time, I can't! Ever since the RDA met its ultimate defeat from the aliens from the first film. I was expecting the RDA to win this time."

"For crying out loud, Ryder! You are from Avater: The Video Game. In the game you make your own choice and paths."

"It's only a game. You moron! Why don't you read a yaoi or yuri fiction mangas or stories from the internet and forget what you do."

Ichigo is disgusted. "Ewwww! You are sick! I can never read yaoi and yuri fictions. They are just wrong and disgusting."

Ryder then answered sarcastically, "Ohhh, then what about Ichigo and other Bleach characters who became yaoi and yuri characters from dōjinshi mangas. Go to and see what Ichigo did to male characters like-"

"SHUT UP!," Ichigo disturbed Ryder. "YOU SICK BASTARD! How DARE YOU INSULT ME AND MY FRIENDS!"

"Heyyy, calm down. I'm just sarcastic."

"That wasn't sarcastic to me. Bitch!"

"Okay then. But do you like Orihime or Rukia."

Ichigo's face is red. "Geez. They're kind of hot. But it's hard to choose."

"Then you will have a threesome sex with them."

"YOU SICK BASTARD," Ichigo yelled out, "If you can stop annoying me, then here you go. I LIKE RUKIA. YOU HAPPY NOW!"

Ryder is laughing very hard inside his robot. "Okay! I'll stop! What's with your anger issues?"

Ichigo is getting tired of this bullshit. "Enough is enough!"

To be continued?