Authors note: None of these characters are owned by me, and the plot isn't my own either.
Right, and…Enjoy, I guess.
"Welcome all to our FIRST ever Nintendo Games" Master Sakurai's voice booms through the air, making everyone turn their heads to look at the screen that towers over them. Soldiers, that look kind of like storm troopers from the Star Wars movie, surround them all, their guns firmly held in their hands. They don't move a muscle, and seem to just be dead.
"I thank you all for gathering to watch as all 11 districts battle it out, to see who truly is the very best, like no-one ever was." He pauses, a grin now plastered on his face. "Now, it's time to tip the scales, with District One!"
"R-Robin?.. Come on, that's our cue" Olivia timidly prompts Robin, smiling warmly in his direction. He glances over in her direction, before pulling his hood down and muttering "That's my thing…I tip scales." He walks ahead, using Arcfire on two explosives, causing the stage to be covered in a grey mist. A yellow glow shines through the mist, which is then shot upwards towards the sky, the mist now separating to reveal an elegant dance, showered with red rose petals.
"Introducing District One, with our master Tactician Robin, and his wonderful wife, Olivia!" Sakurai shouts, leading the crowd to go into an uproar. Everyone frantically clapping and cheering them on, Sakurai throws dust at them, where they both disappear.
"Onto District Two, with some faces that you won't be able to hate, hate, hate. Introducing, Taylor Swift and Rick Astley!" At this, Taylor runs on blowing kisses to all her fans, Rick soon following her on, singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. The crowd jumps up, catching Swifties kisses, just before Sakurai throws dust at them, and they disappear as the other two did.
"Now we're moving onto District Three, where we will see if someone can still fight for their friends!" There's a loud battle cry, and a loud smacking sound from the floor, where a legend kneels.
"I'm not coming on-" "OH YES YOU ARE!" A light blue haired person gets thrown onto the stage, where they now stand awkwardly behind a legend. They are wearing a dress, that goes all the way down to the floor. "Introducing, Ike and Veronica!" Sakurai calls out, causing the light blue haired fellow to go crimson.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS VIRION-" He is cut short, when his mouth is covered by Ike's hand. "Remember, no swearing, there are children watching." He waves at the audience with his free hand, before they too are rid of.
"Those two are quite the characters… Onwards to District Four, with our favourite witch of the west, Ashley, and our favourite mayor- Villager!" The crowd suddenly starts screaming, as Villager walks on with his axe in hand, which is made to look 10x bigger, thanks to Ashley's magic.
"You will all bow down to us, or we will take your head and serve it up on a platter…" The young girls voice is deep as she says this, her mouth curving into a smirk. They are soon gone, thanks to Sakurai's magic dust.
He clears his throat before speaking again. "Here's District Five, with Goddess Palutena, and a Monster Hunterer. Let's hope they aren't as bad as Hunts's grammar…"
A bright light fills the area, as the Goddess walks through the portal, waving royally at the audience. Hunts walks through the portal, looking at them all individually, before speaking in a rather British manor. "I am quite sick and tired of you all presuming I drink tea, and eat crumpets. I hate tea, and if you dare say otherwi-"
"Yes, yes, moving on." Sakurai throws dust at them, the audience laughing at his British impression.
"District Si-" Sakurai is cut off when a woman flies over his head, very nearly slapping him with her wing. "Honestly, Master Sakurai, I am capable of introducing myself- HEY YOU! TO THE LEFT! YES, YOU! STOP LOOKING AT MY WINGS LIKE THAT!" She begins to scream at someone, the audience cowering a little.
"OO, is that a threat I hear in your voice?" A boy laughs rather loudly. "Kilonia, why are you threatening a crow? Did it CAWS you great feelings of anger?"
"Henry, EEEEE-" Kilonia begins to fangirl, when suddenly, they both disappear.
"That was Henry and Kilonia. Gods, the others better hide from them."
"Onto District Seven, with our husband and wife to be, DOUGLAS AND LUCINA!" The audience gasps, then cheers as they both walk on, smiling and waving, but suddenly Douglas stops, glaring at a man in the crowd.
"You…STOP LOOKING AT MY FIANCÉE LIKE THAT BEFORE I MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING AT ALL" His hand becomes engulfed in fire, and as Lucina lets out a quiet laugh at his actions, they both get sent away.
"We're now at District Eight, where our volunteers are really feeling it! That's right, it's Shulk and Red!" A wand that is lying on the floor, suddenly burst into demonic laughter, where it changes into a red demon.
"Finally, you get to see your winner!" He proudly states, before another right thing slams besides him- of course this is Shulk's Backslash attack! Shulk swings his weapon over his shoulder, before smiling and waving at the audience. Red, however, is sitting…rocking back and forth at the fright. They disappear, and Sakurai sighs. "Looks like Red entered the wrong competition."
"District Nine are our current fan favourites- Introducing the Queen of the Cosmos, and one of our best warriors- ROSALINA AND MARTH!" As he says this, they are both lowered from the cosmos, starbits shooting into the audience, Marth slicing them up, showing off his sword skills. The audience stares in awe at this beautiful act- maybe even as beautiful as the dress Virion was wearing earlier…
They wave goodbye as they disappear. "Isn't a shame we can only have one winner?"
"Next is District 10, with our candy lover and a kid who seems to have gotten lost on his way to 'Build a Bear'…"
"What did you just say about me? I am no child! I am Ricken, master of wind magic!" The young boy exclaims, Gaius walking on, munching his candy.
"If you think I'm sharing my candy with you, you have another thing coming…" He turns away from them all, and just before Ricken uses Elwind on the audience, their master sends them away.
"It's our final district, which is an unusual pair, that will certainly cause problems for The Shepherds… It's The Secret Seller and Validar!" The crowd boos and hisses at Validar, before The Secret Seller shouts "Prices aren't the only thing I cut!" The audience falls silent, and Validar speaks up. "Remember kids, never try to resist Grima! Grima is your friend…" He chuckles in an evil manor, before the final district gets sent off too.
"And there we have it! All 22 people, going out there to fight to the death. Gods, they are going to regret this… They have an hour to prepare for absolute Hell. Not even the Goddess is safe here. Remember! You can send support to your favourite district- I mean, if you have the money to… Master Sakurai, signing out." In a cloud of smoke, he disappears, and the TV screens around the world switch off.
The world is silent. It's as if they are mourning the 22 that have entered the games already... The family and friends of those in the games now read the large sign above the TV. In big, bold letters, the sentence reads:
'This is the Nintendo Games, and the odds are NEVER in your favour.'