Cpitty35: wow a lot of stories lately but now I am going to try a red vs. blue doctor who crossover here goes nothing. Oh to let everyone know Sarge will not appear for a few chapters because he is investigating some caves in the canyon alongside Lopez. I will get into more detail about why later on so sorry for all Sarge fans you may need to just be patient and wait awhile.
Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs. Blue or Doctor who though I sincerely wish I did.
It was just another routine search Agent Washington mused walking around their makeshift base, it had been at least 6 or 7 weeks since they crashed in this canyon and a week since they had made contact with someone.
They needed to be rescued and Washington had a bad feeling they would be found by something else first, this canyon was bothering him immensely they crash land, everyone but them dies, and all their radios die and to top it off Carolina and Church abandon them here, though Washington was more worried that Caboose would destroy them first.
Caboose had completely destroyed their base twice in one week, the first time was to make cookies for Freckles his new war machine pet, of course Caboose had been fucking unaware that he was using a highly flammable liquid and when he mixed it with gun powder and loose ammo well let's just say it wasn't a pretty sight.
The second time Caboose asked freckles to shoot a whole in his wall with his rockets, of course caboose forgot about the ammo storage behind his room and once more the base exploded and Wash was forced to clean up the mess.
Tucker as always was being uncooperative Wash had been forced to take disciplinary action on the stubborn private forcing him to complete three obstacle courses, 10 hours of sit ups and three laps around the canyon all in succession leaving the private out of breath, tired, exhausted and pissed as hell.
'Washingtub come and see what we found outside the base' Caboose's voice echoed around the base and probably the entire canyon, sighing Washington made his way towards Caboose, Tucker and Freckles who were all looking down at something.
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Simmons sighed Grif was once again complaining about this canyon of course it was definitely worse than their original canyon but Simmons missed Valhalla immensely and he knew Grif agreed wholeheartedly but for now they were forced to accept what they had, but why couldn't Grif see that.
'I mean is it too much for Agent Washington over there to let us share their base, I mean they have ammo, the food supply, the best space ever' Grif moaned and Simmons grit his teeth underneath his helmet he hated to admit it but Grif was right not only did the Blues get the Freelancer agent, they also got the best spot in this canyon.
'Have you noticed it's always a shitty box canyon?' Simmons said trying to direct the conversation from talk about the Blues.
Grif thought this over 'yeah why that is every motherfucking base we have ever had was either a box canyon or some crappy box like form of some kind' Grif said nodding inside his helmet.
'I mean it's like were contained, we can't do any damage if were contained by something, that has barriers' Simmons said and Grif found his point strangely accurate.
'Well every time we ever left our bases something has happened to change the way we see things' Grif agreed.
Suddenly a roaring noise interrupted their thoughts and Grif panicked slightly 'what in the fuck was that' Grif yelled for once glad he had a helmet so that Simmons could not see how freaked out he was.
Sure enough a blue sparking shape materialised into view noise screeching loudly around it as it rocked in the sky.
'Run you asshole' Simmons yelled making a break for the base Grif running closely behind, Simmons could tell the orange soldier was panting like he had never run before.
The shape continued materialising into a blue police box and it wailed furiously as it slammed down into the ground in a heap of smoking wood. The doors flew open and an older looking man climbed out of the smoking wreck followed by a young woman, coughing violently she collapsed onto the ground while the man stumbled for a minute then collapsing unconscious.
A few minutes later a deep Blue soldier was standing over the two unconscious people 'look at what I found Freckles do you thing Agent Washingtub will let us keep them' the soldier spoke excitedly to a hulking mass of machine.
'Outcome is unknown master Caboose' Freckles droned turning to look at the soldier, but Caboose paid no attention picking up the two people easily before carrying them without any trouble back to base.
'Come on Freckles we must get them back to Agent Washingtub and see if he will let us keep them' Caboose said childishly walking back to base with Freckles following closely behind.
Cpitty35: so there you have it folks the doctor is going to be Matt Smith's doctor and Clara Oswald I think it is nice to pay a little homage to the 11th Doctor who is going to be leaving our screens at Christmas to let Peter Capaldi take over. Anyway please Read and Review all comments are welcome cheers.
