Apollo's Hunters

In which Apollo gets jealous of Artemis's Hunters and decides to make a boy band of his own.

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Thinking I own PJO is lamer

Than Clarisse calling her spear Maimer

"Dad, why does Artemis get everything?" Apollo complained.

Zeus raised an eyebrow. "This is the god of the sun, gold, music, red cows, poetry, archery, and more talking. What more could you want? All I got was the sky."

"And the king job, and all the girls," said Apollo. "But I guess you are right-I am way better than Artemis."

"That's not what I meant-"

"Although I could do without the cows," Apollo said over Zeus's protests. "But Artemis has the Hunt! How cool is that?"

"Are you seriously telling me you'd like to swear off girls forever?" Zeus asked, grinning. "I'd happily let you get a group of Hunters-we could do without so many annoying mini-Apollos all over the place."

"No WAY!" Apollo said. "And my kids are awesome! Have you seen Will shoot hoops? He is the MAN!"

"Yeah well, Thalia has, like, held the sky, and so much more," Zeus retaliated.

"Hey!"

"But anyway," Zeus interjected quickly, "perhaps you are bored with the company of women. We both know that Artemis swore off only men..."

Apollo frowned. "There is no need to question my sexuality, thanks, dad. But you have a point about Artemis..."

"Hermes has a bet running with Aphrodite, you know-seeing when it turns out the Huntresses don't only help Artemis hunt. Hermes thinks we will find out by accident, or something. Aphrodite's betting that she'll come out of the closet because of true love, or something ridiculous like that."

Apollo had his hands over his ears. "Don't talk about it, don't talk about it... I really don't need to think about my sister-my SISTER!-and her Huntresses and-" a wicked grin came over his face. "And her lieutenant Thalia, who, I recall, is your daughter?"

Zeus buried his face in his hands. "You will be the death of me, Apollo!"

"Well, no. You can't die. But anyway," said Apollo, "I have any idea so I can have an epic hunt and STILL get all the women."

"What now?"

"We won't swear off girls! We will ride around in my epic sun chariot and have fun and be players! We will be hot and immortal and have sex all night and kill evil monsters in our free time and just be the best people ever! It's perfect!"

Zeus sighed. This was going to be a long day-no, century.

A/N: This is my first fic so any criticism is welcome. It is also complete crack and not to be taken seriously. And, I mean, Artemis has got to be gay. That would be SO cool.