Bored again. And since my Massington oneshot got some pretty sweet comments, I thought I'd do another one. :) This one is just as short and fluffy, but not as good.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Clique.
Massie Block has rules when it comes to dating.
The boy must be a gentleman and have class.
The noblest thing he's ever done for Massie was let her double on the back of his BMX, and even then he almost killed her. When he goes out to formal dinners, he finds chucking ice cubes and stuffing calamari down people's shirts more entertaining the fake, polite chatter. He's never even heard of the "girls-first" rule.
The boy must dress well and keep himself well-groomed.
Clearly, his purple knees and Abercrombie shorts do not fall into the category. He hardly showers after soccer practice; he merely puts on some Axe, a new shirt, and calls it a day.
The boy must be smart.
The most intelligent thing he's ever said was probably, "Okay, Plovert, you take on the short black kid, Kemp I'll pass you the ball, you pass it to Cam, and Cammy will take it down the field, all the way to me." He's maintained a C-average all year long, and teachers hate him with a passion.
The boy cannot bug her about their physical relationship.
Massie remembers the last time they went out on a date. A group of them when out, and whenever he had a chance to put his hands somewhere on her, he did. Whenever he had a chance to kiss her, he did. Then went she told him to stop, he laughed and lunged at her again.
The boy must be attentive, sensitive, and be able to express his emotions.
He expresses his feelings with his ass. He can't ask a serious question without cracking a smile. He can't even listen to one of Massie's five-minute long rants about how ugly Kori Gedman's knockoff skirt was without staring off into space.
The boy must like to gossip.
Massie can't live without gossip. So, the boy she dates must love gossip. It's too bad his attention span and memory are that of a goldfish. Once a secret is told to him, he just sticks it into the back of his mind along with Mr. Gordon's math assignment.
The boy must be liked by her friends.
They hate him. His immature ways and dress-for-Hawaii style come off as careless. His messy blonde hair reminds them off the dogs they once owned. To them, Massie Block's choice couldn't have been any worse.
The boy must be witty.
Seeing as Massie's favorite hobby is verbally assaulting and tearing down losers beyond repair, he must have a quick tongue and sharp wit. Unfortunately, his disses include a variety of "your mom", "asshole", "dickhead", and "fuck off". That's not Massie's idea of a brilliant comeback.
The boy must obey Massie.
When Massie tells him to call her, he goes off and plays Call of Duty with his friends. When Massie tells him to ring the doorbell this time instead of pelting rocks at her window, he creates a rope ladder to climb up into her room. When Massie tells her not to touch her until he's clean and showered, he tackles her and gives her a huge bear hug.
Derrick Harrington does not fall into any of her rules.
Good thing Massie Block is a notorious rule breaker.
Gahh, that was bad.
I really need help, maybe a beta, something.
As uncoordinated and random this may be, I hope it gives a good laugh.
Feedback is love.
Michelle :)