Hi, I am Lizzie McGuire, and I am in the 8th grade. My two best friends in the whole world are Miranda and Gordo *personally I think Gordo is hella hott*. It is the day if Kate's big house party. Normally her parents would'nt let her, but since they are out of town, it does not matter if they approve of it. Kate is very stubborn and manipulative, in other words, she is a bitch. She is always hanging all over Ethan Craft, the finest guy on the whole planet! Too bad Ethan is such an airhead, he cant see Kate's bitchy-ness, he just looks on the outside, a terribly short mini-skirt and her amazingly short tube top that only goes up to her chest, and her stuffed bra. God, I hate her so much. If only I were as popular and rich as she was, I would have all the cute guys hanging all over me. But, then again on second thought, I also would'nt wanna be her because of her lack of a good attitude and brains. No, I am not a dork, but at least I get good grades. Luckily I was invited to Kate's party. I probably will go, but I don't even know why because I just know Kate and her "best friend" Claire will just diss me and my friends. Oh well. "hey Lizzie! How ya doin'? "not now Gordo, cant you see that Lizzie is swooning over the hottest guy?" "shut up Miranda." "LOL I was kidding! So are you going to Kate's big party tonight?" "Well.I dunno. I mean, why should we go?? To have a miserable time? Having Kate and Claire diss us?? Even though.I might have a chance with Ethan." "UGH! You know that Ethan likes ME more Lizzie! Don't try to take away my chance with him for your own selfish, perverted amusement and-" "Whoa!" Gordo interrupted. "You guys! Chill out. Personally, I don't think Ethan is even ALLOWED to talk to you, with Kate's strict bf/gf rules. You know how selfish she is-even though she has those big-" "GORDO!" yelled Lizzie and Miranda at the same time. "Ok, ok. Well I don't think Ethan is good enough for any of you" said Gordo." You Chicks need a.smart, honest, non-perverted guy like.umm, I don't know.maybe, me?" "HAHAHAHAHAHA" Lizzie and Miranda both laughed. "you??" "Now Gordo, we have already been through this.me and Miranda just like you.well you know, as a friend" "Yah Gordo, just as a friend" Lizzie and Miranda promised they would forget about Ethan and move on with their friendship. Everything was fine, until the party that night.