So Haruhi had bought a digital camera, and once she got it working, she took a very fetching picture of me, and one of Mikuru, and then Nagato. She had us take one of her, and she was just about to take one of Kyon when Kyon said she'd better point that effing thing a different direction because otherwise there was going to be hell to pay.

We tried to convince him it wasn't bad, but he said we'd better give it up unless we wanted to a) find ourselves poisoned, or b) go through life with hara-kiri hanging over our heads. In the end, Haruhi came up with a solution: She would pretend to fix the camera, then call Kyon over and ask him a really confusing question. She would then take the picture with no flash while Kyon was still thinking and then she would put it on Facebook, which is what she did.

Long story short, Kyon found the picture on Facebook and went berserk. The conflict ended with the camera being thrown out the window and Haruhi taking shelter under the table while Kyon smashed the computer repeatedly against the floor. He managed to break the keyboard in half before we finally got the thing away from him, and then he said he had a migraine and we'd better take that picture down or else he would be driven to throwing himself in front of the El train tomorrow after breakfast and then he went to bed.

When we were sure he was asleep, about midnight, all four of us snuck out to find the camera. We found it in a dumpster outside, and bore it triumphantly back into the house, which was a mistake because Kyon was waiting for us in the kitchen with a meat cleaver. He then seized the camera and calmly hacked it to pieces and that was the end of it.

We didn't actually take the picture down.