So I came crashing down, out of the sky, onto Ledworth Gloucestershire apparently. New face new body new life ! Newer than it normally is after a regeneration! I was still buzzing not even sure who I'd become. I found a house, a garden and a little child. A brave ginger haired kid with a brilliant name like in a fairy tale who cooked me the entire contents of their Aunt's kitchen and watched intently as I ate fish fingers and custard.
What I'd found was just what I needed to go with my regeneration. An impossible mystery and a brave child who'd asked for help. I was quite pleased when I met little Arthur Pond.
I meant to come straight back , only meant to be five minutes when I popped into the TARDIS. I was kind of disappointment when I returned to find Pond not there. Instead there was a tall police woman in a very short skirt who hit me with a cricket bat and hand cuffed me to a radiator ! She had ginger hair too though. She told ME to run! That was definitely brilliant !
It turns out I'd been gone 12 years not five minutes and the little ginger kid had grown up. Grown up and been through 4 psychiatrists. "Your Arthur!" I'd finally understood.
"No, I'm Amelia and your late!" she'd replied full of indignance. They'd all told her I wasn't real but she'd never believed them. It turns out she knew more about the world and herself than any grown up. She'd kept biting the psychiatrists and worrying her aunt and living her life. She was a kiss-agram and she had a sort of boyfriend called Rory.
Well I promised I'd be back and she'd waited 12 years. A very long time for a human. So off we went. I couldn't leave her behind. After all she'd told ME to run !