I typed quickly on my computer. I was logged onto ebay it was time for some payback. What of Emmett's was I going to sell? His car? His magazines? Everything he owned. No. I was going to sell something so much more valuable to him.
In the little description box I typed:
A gorges 17 year old. Extreme strength and loves helping clean up. Can do any household chores and is also a great driver. Please buy! He will love to know that he has someone to work for. Also loves hard labor!!!
"Muhahahaha" I screamed in satisfaction. "Perfect! And once I add a picture, I will be rid of him in a minute!"
I scrolled down and placed a very happy Emmett in the picture box, he wouldn't be happy for long!!!!
When I was finally done, I hit the done button. While I waited for it to load, a sign popped up. It said "Can not continue, must put price."
"Oppsy!" I forgot to give Emy a price, hmm how about $1. Yup!"
I once again clicked done. Then I left my computer for some yummyful grape juice!
***Next Day***
"You sold me on Ebay!!??" Emmett screamed at me.
"Yup!" I said as I grinned evilly.
As Emmett was about to kill me, Edward came in. "What are you doing Emmett?"
"Bella sold me on Ebay to someone!" he screamed.
"Why did you sell him on ebay Bella?" he asked.
"Cuz Emmett wouldn't shut up, then he decided to go to my house and try on all my bras!!!" I said still smirking.
"Ok then, um, Emmett don't try on Bella's bras any more and Bella please don't sell him on ebay again."
"Ok" both of us said.
Edward walked over to me and grabbed my hand. Before we started up for his room, I turned and told Emmett "You still have to go to that lady's house and do what ever she wants, she already payed!!!!" I laughed and turned back around.
THE END
Yes, I know this is completely stupid and bad, but it is funny, and I am bored. Leave reviews please. I do not own twilight. Oh, and yes Bella is very OOC and maybe a little bit high……