Hello, peoples! I am back, with another oneshot! Are you happy? Okay, so I will do the disclaimer thingy.
I do not own PJO or HOO.
There, done! Now, as always, leave a review! Wait, before you start, this oneshot features an OOC Nico.
-Percy-
It was perfectly normal and fine in Camp Half-Blood. That is, until he came.
I was walking along the beach, watching the peaceful waves lap at the shore. I had my hands in my pockets, my right hand absently fingering Riptide. That was when he struck.
The first sign was the super faint pop! That sounded from behind me.
The second was the breathing.
I should've known that someone was going to attack. It was stupid of me to let down my guard. I unsheathed Riptide and swung it behind me. I felt the attacker duck, and he/she tackled me. I heard a cackle.
"Surprise! I'm back." The attacker shouted. I saw that it was Nico. I turned around, sighing.
"Seriously, Nico. I was walking along the shore, and you just randomly materialize behind me. Do you know how startling that is? I nearly had a heart attack!" I admonished. Nico just laughed and said that it was 'a pleasure startling you.' That made me annoyed. I willed the water to rise and splash Nico from behind him silently. It complied, and, well, you get the point. Nico was soaked from top to bottom, and was glaring at me.
'Not so funny now, is it?" He glared at me even harder. If looks could kill, I'd be rotting in the Underworld right now.
"Oh, you're on, Jackson." He growled. With that, he disappeared into the shadows from the few trees. I swiveled around, looking for where he could've gone. I heard another pop later, and saw Nico again. This time, he wore a smirk but still was wet. And then, behind me, hands crept around my body and poked my Achilles Heel, namely the small of my back. I yelped and jumped at Nico, hiding behind him.
"I'm startled, Nico." I peeked from behind Nico, who was laughing so hard that tears streamed down his cheeks.
-Annabeth-
When Nico came to see me, I was intrigued. What could he possibly want from me? I opened my mouth to ask him, but he answered first.
"Just follow me. It will be absolutely hilarious." I shrugged. I had nothing against humor, so why not? Along the way, he told me the plan and what was going to happen. I listened, and smirked.
"Sounds like a plan."
I crept behind Percy and poked his Achilles spot, hard. He yelped and leaped behind Nico, saying, "I'm startled, Nico." I burst out laughing, and so did Nico. Percy peeked out, and saw me. His face grew annoyed and I knew what was going to happen, but I couldn't stop it. He smirked mischievously, the wave crashing over me, making me completely and utterly wet. My hair was soaked and my shoes squelched. I groaned.
Time for a shower.
Now, this oneshot wasn't that good compared to the others, in my opinion. I couldn't seem to make it funny. This frustrated me. But if you guys enjoyed it, it's OK. Just leave a review!